Tales of infidelity and woe

[Plotloss]

blindswelledrat said:

anonymous said:

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NOt sure what one of those is but I have visions of a goat riding a motorbike like Steve Mcqueen jumping barbed wire fences.

Edited by blindswelledrat on Tuesday 4th August 14:04

[maxrider]

anonymous said:

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[blindswelledrat]

You need to be a little careful using that.
I really did think you were thick for a second there. I flt disappointed and everything.
Ironic use of thick phrases does not translate in type.

NOw can you borrow me a fiver please.

[maxrider]

website said:

2. Escape Goat
First used by the ignorant for the word "scapegoat" but it is now commonplace to use it tounge-in-cheek

The irony

[isee]

blindswelledrat said:

You need to be a little careful using that.
I really did think you were thick for a second there. I flt disappointed and everything.
Ironic use of thick phrases does not translate in type.

NOw can you borrow me a fiver please.

Thicko!!!

[Steamer]

ukwill said:

Other than the slightly mundane car that is being washed I don't really see the 'Epic Fail' in the image.

There is a professional valeter outside my office in the pouring rain doing the same thing.

[Dupont666]

hora said:

Any girl who goes away to Uni for 3yrs from her fella and says nothing happens is either ugly* or A-sexual.

• Even then there were organised Pull-a-Pig nights that I was aware of (not me of course)

I used to cheat on those nights and still go for the decent totty and just look sad that one of my mates pulled a fking munter and I lost a fiver.... provided loads of entertainment when the same few blokes won week in week out and thought they were good at the pull a pig night, not realising the others were better on which one of those people would win... so you could say it was win win for me

[Steamer]

thegavster said:

Plotloss said:

blindswelledrat said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

NOt sure what one of those is but I have visions of a goat riding a motorbike like Steve Mcqueen jumping barbed wire fences.

Edited by blindswelledrat on Tuesday 4th August 14:04

What was he in for? Ram raiding?

He was a very naughty kid and performed an illegal ewe turn.

[JonRB]

Steamer said:

He was a very naughty kid and performed an illegal ewe turn.

Oh god. That's really bad.

(Possibly Baaaaa'd)

Edited by JonRB on Tuesday 4th August 14:42

[Justayellowbadge]

Steamer said:

thegavster said:

Plotloss said:

blindswelledrat said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

NOt sure what one of those is but I have visions of a goat riding a motorbike like Steve Mcqueen jumping barbed wire fences.

Edited by blindswelledrat on Tuesday 4th August 14:04

What was he in for? Ram raiding?

He was a very naughty kid and performed an illegal ewe turn.

Poor kid never had a chance, tbh. He grew up in a gruff neighbourhood.

[Rude-boy]

Troll!

[rsole]

Some sage advice on here - if nothing else chap a good indicator is when there is a lack of interest in the one eyed purple headed bed serpent - especially when you had returned from a business trip and she'd rather watch a dvd!! If that's out of character then something is defo goin down (but sadly not you old bean). Been there before - get rid, move on and good luck.

[WorAl]

Rude-boy said:

Troll!

[ukwill]

Steamer said:

ukwill said:

Other than the slightly mundane car that is being washed I don't really see the 'Epic Fail' in the image.

There is a professional valeter outside my office in the pouring rain doing the same thing.

Christ, first I have someone in another thread telling me heterosexual men can sleep with other men and still be heterosexual. Now I have you telling me there is nothing wrong with cleaning your car when it's pissing down.

WTF is going on with this place?

[JonRB]

ukwill said:

Now I have you telling me there is nothing wrong with cleaning your car when it's pissing down.

So what exactly prevents you cleaning your car when it's raining? Are you saying that the rain makes the car dirty again so no point, or the rain cleans the car perfectly so no point? Because either are plainly rubbish.

[Steamer]

ukwill said:

Steamer said:

ukwill said:

Other than the slightly mundane car that is being washed I don't really see the 'Epic Fail' in the image.

There is a professional valeter outside my office in the pouring rain doing the same thing.

Christ, first I have someone in another thread telling me heterosexual men can sleep with other men and still be heterosexual. Now I have you telling me there is nothing wrong with cleaning your car when it's pissing down.

WTF is going on with this place?

Okay - granted, neither are a great idea - buts its not exactly an EPIC fail... just a bit, well, ummm... odd!

[Oakey]

JonRB said:

ukwill said:

Now I have you telling me there is nothing wrong with cleaning your car when it's pissing down.

So what exactly prevents you cleaning your car when it's raining? Are you saying that the rain makes the car dirty again so no point, or the rain cleans the car perfectly so no point? Because either are plainly rubbish.

Are you saying rain doesn't leave dirty crap all over your car? Because whenever it rains here, it leaves my car a mess (I do live on the coast, however).

[ukwill]

JonRB said:

ukwill said:

Now I have you telling me there is nothing wrong with cleaning your car when it's pissing down.

So what exactly prevents you cleaning your car when it's raining? Are you saying that the rain makes the car dirty again so no point, or the rain cleans the car perfectly so no point? Because either are plainly rubbish.

Hey, you carry on cleaning your car in the rain. Just like er, everyone else, er, does.

[otolith]

If you live in a very hard water area and you can bear looking like an idiot, there's a good argument for choosing a rainy day to wash your car - free soft water rinse!

[Mobile Chicane]

Six pages in and no-one has yet mentioned that if she really was cheating, she wouldn't leave her mobile phone lying around for you to potentially read her text messages. Women are usually far more careful to cover their tracks than that.