Mysterious unopened safe!

Mysterious unopened safe!

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Oily Nails

2,932 posts

202 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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shakotan said:


For demonstration purposes, our customer can show a 1mm sq cross section strand of copper wire hanging down on the other side of a 100mm thick block of steel.
I can do that with my mobile phone camera......



......take the picture from the other side tongue out

JohnnyJones

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1,737 posts

180 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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That X-ray doesn't see through the chassis or the tail lift at all.

JohnnyJones

Original Poster:

1,737 posts

180 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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Tyre Smoke said:
Mr Jones, you simply cannot come on here professing to be able to open the safe and refusing to do so.

We are a bunch of red meat eating men. We do stuff like this for fun. We fix stuff, play with gadgets, break stuff, build stuff and do not, under any circumstances, post on here that we are not going to open the safe. wink

What you should be posting is 'I have come across this safe. What is the cheapest and best way to open it?'

Stop being such an effeminate faggot and get your hands dirty.
hehe
Do you really?

Edited by JohnnyJones on Monday 12th July 22:14


Edited by JohnnyJones on Tuesday 16th November 12:29


Edited by JohnnyJones on Tuesday 16th November 12:32

carreauchompeur

17,876 posts

206 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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Oooh, get her! wink :handbag:

JohnnyJones

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1,737 posts

180 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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carreauchompeur said:
Oooh, get her! wink :handbag:
I didn't do this for a fking fight, it's supposed to be a bit of fun. FFS!

carreauchompeur

17,876 posts

206 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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JohnnyJones said:
carreauchompeur said:
Oooh, get her! wink :handbag:
I didn't do this for a fking fight, it's supposed to be a bit of fun. FFS!
yeah, but why can't you open it? Why won't you? PH keyboard warrior division demands answers! wink

The Moose

22,923 posts

211 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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Can you please Pm me the eBay link (as I can't find it)

How much do you want to do what I suggested?!?! hehe

Cheers

The Moose

Mr E Driver

8,542 posts

186 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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The Moose said:
Can you please Pm me the eBay link (as I can't find it)

How much do you want to do what I suggested?!?! hehe
Just put the name of this thread into Ebay search

Cheers

It'snotrocketscience

Morningside

24,111 posts

231 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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I have had an idea. Cops and Robbers.

You place the safe with a toolbag in the back of this:


And I will chase you round the town in this:



JohnnyJones

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1,737 posts

180 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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The Moose said:
Can you please Pm me the eBay link (as I can't find it)

How much do you want to do what I suggested?!?! hehe

Cheers

The Moose
I think you need to win the auction really.

Now it's gone so far!

theboyfold

10,946 posts

228 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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I do hope somebody from here wins it, this could become a legendary thread!

JohnnyJones

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1,737 posts

180 months

Monday 12th July 2010
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carreauchompeur said:
JohnnyJones said:
carreauchompeur said:
Oooh, get her! wink :handbag:
I didn't do this for a fking fight, it's supposed to be a bit of fun. FFS!
yeah, but why can't you open it? Why won't you? PH keyboard warrior division demands answers! wink
Because I've chosen this course of action so I must see it through!

samdale

2,860 posts

186 months

Tuesday 13th July 2010
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purely for not opening it i really hope you get £50 for it and a PHer opens it to find a st load of valuble stuff tongue out

JohnnyJones

Original Poster:

1,737 posts

180 months

Tuesday 13th July 2010
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Me too!

ZesPak

24,455 posts

198 months

Tuesday 13th July 2010
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samdale said:
purely for not opening it i really hope you get £50 for it and a PHer opens it to find a st load of valuble stuff tongue out
hehe

That would be cruel.














Cruel justice, that is :P

Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

263 months

Tuesday 13th July 2010
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JohnnyJones said:
Tyre Smoke said:
Mr Jones, you simply cannot come on here professing to be able to open the safe and refusing to do so.

We are a bunch of red meat eating men. We do stuff like this for fun. We fix stuff, play with gadgets, break stuff, build stuff and do not, under any circumstances, post on here that we are not going to open the safe. wink

What you should be posting is 'I have come across this safe. What is the cheapest and best way to open it?'

Stop being such an effeminate faggot and get your hands dirty.
hehe
Do you really?

Do you fix stuff, play with gadgets, break stuff, build stuff?

Because that's what I do.

Every day.

That's my life, I run a fleet of driving experience cars and put on events all over the country.

I have put the safe up for auction because I consider that is the best thing to do with it.

How does your exciting life run, tell me what you do with the time God (if there is one) gave you.

Before you insult and criticise me.



Edited by JohnnyJones on Monday 12th July 22:14
FFS! Did you miss the irony in my post? I even inserted some smileys to give you a clue.

Jeez, get over yourself. You are making yourself look like an attention we.

ZesPak

24,455 posts

198 months

Tuesday 13th July 2010
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Tyre Smoke said:
FFS! Did you miss the irony in my post? I even inserted some smileys to give you a clue.

Jeez, get over yourself. You are making yourself look like an attention we. wink
Fixed that for you hehe

Edited by ZesPak on Tuesday 13th July 09:19

JohnnyJones

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1,737 posts

180 months

Tuesday 13th July 2010
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Oh.

Sorry. My apologies.

shakotan

10,737 posts

198 months

Tuesday 13th July 2010
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JohnnyJones said:
That X-ray doesn't see through the chassis or the tail lift at all.
Because the focal point isn't set to look at those items in that image.

You can see in this one, however, the bores of the engine block.


lawrence567

7,507 posts

192 months

Tuesday 13th July 2010
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IMO, i think the OP knows whats in it.
You just think this is a better way to get some more cash out of it instead of scrapping it!
I have a paypal, if PH'ers want to chuck a £1 in each i don't mind bidding on it for you all.