The thread for puns not jokes...

The thread for puns not jokes...

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davhill

5,263 posts

186 months

Friday 22nd November 2019
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Evangelion said:
An excellent pun sir? Howdah you do that?
I could say it's a mahout point but it's
Jaipur-ley from experience.


Edited by davhill on Saturday 23 November 01:43

Evangelion

7,793 posts

180 months

Saturday 23rd November 2019
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I've heard that there's a new app that generates Indian puns. Could my Mumbai it for me?

twing

5,067 posts

133 months

Saturday 23rd November 2019
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They sell it in Curry’s I believe

cookmysock

846 posts

203 months

Saturday 23rd November 2019
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thanks for the tip dahl-ing

davhill

5,263 posts

186 months

Saturday 23rd November 2019
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cookmysock said:
thanks for the tip dahl-ing
But don't use it at work...you'll get the dhansak.

twing

5,067 posts

133 months

Saturday 23rd November 2019
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I’d have to Khorma solicitor to get that sorted

davhill

5,263 posts

186 months

Saturday 23rd November 2019
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Big dosh for him then. Solicitors often get a bhuna that kind.

GIYess

1,327 posts

103 months

Wednesday 27th November 2019
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Haha all this Indian punning is cracking me up, my wife asked me why I'm laughing vindaloo.

Monkeylegend

26,609 posts

233 months

Wednesday 27th November 2019
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GIYess said:
Haha all this Indian punning is cracking me up, my wife asked me why I'm laughing vindaloo.
Careful how you sit on the pan you don't want to crush your dahnsak.











I know we have already had it but I just had to bahji in like a bull in a china shop.

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

83 months

Wednesday 27th November 2019
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Have we had "She's only a Russian stringed instrument, balailaika." yet?

twing

5,067 posts

133 months

Wednesday 27th November 2019
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SCEtoAUX said:
Have we had "She's only a Russian stringed instrument, balailaika." yet?
Why bother putin that in here

davhill

5,263 posts

186 months

Wednesday 27th November 2019
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twing said:
Why bother putin that in here
He leaves his Marx wherever he goes.

davhill

5,263 posts

186 months

Friday 29th November 2019
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Here's a little known fact about The Beatles.
They got into an Eastern subculture, what with Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and his influence.

However, they must have been into things Indian much earlier and there's proof.

After all, they came up with this song...

Paperback Raita.

twing

5,067 posts

133 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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That’s a novel idea

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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davhill said:
Here's a little known fact about The Beatles.
They got into an Eastern subculture, what with Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and his influence.

However, they must have been into things Indian much earlier and there's proof.

After all, they came up with this song...

Paperback Raita.
My naan used to love that song. It's by the betels.

RDMcG

19,267 posts

209 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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nonsequitur said:
My naan used to love that song. It's by the betels.
'

My Scottish Naan preferred Sergeant Paper..

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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RDMcG said:
nonsequitur said:
My naan used to love that song. It's by the betels.
'

My Scottish Naan preferred Sergeant Paper..
Did she also like Aloo Goodbye.?

RDMcG

19,267 posts

209 months

Saturday 30th November 2019
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nonsequitur said:
Did she also like Aloo Goodbye.?
She went off Indian..her interest was beginning to Saag.

dartissimus

945 posts

176 months

Wednesday 4th December 2019
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Apologetically borrowed:


I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

This girl today said she recognised me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.

I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

Police were summoned to a day-care centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.

He had a photographic memory, but it was never fully developed.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.


glenrobbo

Original Poster:

35,538 posts

152 months

Tuesday 10th December 2019
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Sean Connery emerged from the waves with blood pouring from a leg wound and said:

"When you shwim in the shea and an eel bitesh your knee, that'sh a Moray!"

Anybody know any Sean Connery jokes?