Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 28)

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DickyC

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50,152 posts

200 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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lucido grigio said:
I had to contact them for an adjudication on a pork pie dispute.....judge
The Integrity Upon Impact When Thrown Enquiry?

How did that go? And did you manage to carry the Magistrates Court with you?

I mean it didn't actually break any of the glass of the Mayor's limousine, did it?

Bomma220

14,538 posts

127 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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Could well have been the Crust v Jelly case that Lucido's referring to. Nasty business, all kicked off on Neasden High Street on a thursday lunchtime IIRC.
I believe the Mayoral limo escaped unscathed, the officials were using a hired golf cart at the time.

Anyhow, beautiful in Blyth at the moment. Quite fancy some fish & chips for lunch, there's a nice place on the seafront. We'll go and have a look.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

165 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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That's the one Bomma ,it got quite a lot of publicity locally.

I was restrained by the Diane Abbott tribute act that was playing nearby.

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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Bomma220 said:
Could well have been the Crust v Jelly case that Lucido's referring to. Nasty business, all kicked off on Neasden High Street on a thursday lunchtime IIRC.
I'm still half way through Pushfit v Rest of World at the moment. I think its going to be a twenty stretch in Choky

Bomma220

14,538 posts

127 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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V6Pushfit said:
I'm still half way through Pushfit v Rest of World at the moment. I think its going to be a twenty stretch in Choky
Doubt it very much old boy, you've always got on ok with the 'Heavy Mob'. They'll see you ok, especially that Monkfish chap.

I'll see you in the B&L at the usual time. Frank has asked if you could refrain from the purple onesie, that'd be good.

Had a few problems with Pink Panther impersonators, apparently.

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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Bomma220 said:
Doubt it very much old boy, you've always got on ok with the 'Heavy Mob'. They'll see you ok, especially that Monkfish chap.

I'll see you in the B&L at the usual time. Frank has asked if you could refrain from the purple onesie, that'd be good.

Had a few problems with Pink Panther impersonators, apparently.
I'll be wearing a ball and chain by then so if you can bring the old bolt croppers it would be appreciated.

To the rest of humanity all I have to say is:

Mary had a little lamb, full of fun and frolicks......

Bomma220

14,538 posts

127 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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V6Pushfit said:
Mary had a little lamb, full of fun and frolicks......
She tied it to a shepherd's leg,

The bulldog climbed a pylon.

Something like that anyhow.

Nice fish & chips on the seafront by the way. Grandbomma settled for a pea cluster and a battered sausage. Lovely .

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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From Antonios? Or that dreadful Ocean View place or whatever it was that gave me my little problem?

Bomma220

14,538 posts

127 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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V6Pushfit said:
From Antonios? Or that dreadful Ocean View place or whatever it was that gave me my little problem?
Good Lord no old chap, that was closed down ages ago. I think the owner is still the subject of litigation...

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

165 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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The "ladies of Aintree"thread has got pics from Epsom downs in it and how much more classy it is.
I'll pop down there later and burst the bubble,assuming I get out alive,what with all the pie persons present.
ETA...maybe not,just started chucking it down.
Damp squid alert.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

165 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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It's persisting down.

Bomma220

14,538 posts

127 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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Have a go with the 'Little Boat' old chap. Dodgy seals or not, it's got to be worth a try...

It's pouring down here too, for what it's worth. Not a big problem though, having a good game of 'Ker Plunk' with Grandbomma in the chalet at the mo.

She's just told me I'm losing, so no surprise there then.

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

165 months

Friday 2nd June 2017
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I've never watched The Prisoner before,saw an episode tonight.

Bizarro.

Only 17 episodes of original series.

Didn't know McGoohan also drove an Elan,thought it was always a 7.

wst

3,494 posts

163 months

Saturday 3rd June 2017
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3rd call to the police in as many dates (called twice on the 1st, once more by 2am on the 3rd). I knew I was making a huge compromise by moving onto a council estate with the nickname "Colditz" but ffs. At least we have the independence here to make the bit within the boundary nice, rather than living in a rented place, in a nicer part of town, that costs more with no long-term stability possible. Oh well.

Feel sorry for the dispatcher. My call tonight was case 60 for the region. This was before 2am had rolled around. Busy night.

DickyC

Original Poster:

50,152 posts

200 months

Saturday 3rd June 2017
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lucido grigio said:
I've never watched The Prisoner before,saw an episode tonight.

Bizarro.

Only 17 episodes of original series.

Didn't know McGoohan also drove an Elan,thought it was always a 7.
It was Danger Man who drove the 7. In the title sequence of The Prisoner, Danger Man drives the 7 to his office where he resigns, then home to pack when baddies dressed as undertakers appear in a hearse to gas and abduct him. He wakes up in the Village. That's just the title sequence.

There was an episode of Danger Man where he drove a kart. He and the kart burst out of a pile of straw to the confusion of the forces of darkness who, if they were anticipating anything, were expecting a conventional ambush and punch-up. Immediately bamboozled, they were easily apprehended.

Bomma220

14,538 posts

127 months

Saturday 3rd June 2017
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wst said:
3rd call to the police in as many dates (called twice on the 1st, once more by 2am on the 3rd). I knew I was making a huge compromise by moving onto a council estate with the nickname "Colditz" but ffs. At least we have the independence here to make the bit within the boundary nice, rather than living in a rented place, in a nicer part of town, that costs more with no long-term stability possible. Oh well.

Feel sorry for the dispatcher. My call tonight was case 60 for the region. This was before 2am had rolled around. Busy night.
Good God, that sounds a bit hairy old chap.

I've got a German Shepherd and a 12 bore you're welcome to borrow if that's any help.

wst

3,494 posts

163 months

Saturday 3rd June 2017
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It's mostly just a nuisance. People can have all the drunken arguments they want, right outside my door. I would just like 'em to be quiet about it. Short of chalk lines on the pavement in the morning I'm not too fazed cool

DickyC

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50,152 posts

200 months

Saturday 3rd June 2017
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wst said:
It's mostly just a nuisance. People can have all the drunken arguments they want, right outside my door. I would just like 'em to be quiet about it. Short of chalk lines on the pavement in the morning I'm not too fazed cool
Open the door and shout, "I have trivia and I'm not afraid to use it."

It works for me. Or, to be more specific, several different strata of society give me a wide berth.

wst

3,494 posts

163 months

Saturday 3rd June 2017
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If I run out there stark badger naked waving an axe they would move on pretty quick I reckon. I just don't want to become the "batman" of this town.

Bomma220

14,538 posts

127 months

Saturday 3rd June 2017
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Back home now, Mrs B reckons the grass needs cutting. I've told her I need to pop to the B&L for a sharpener.
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