Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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Vipers said:
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.....
My 2yr old daughter was in the supermarket the other day and was pointing at the milk and saying "moo".We went around the corner and there was a very large lady (wider than the trolley). My daughter stood there pointing at her going "MOOO MOOO MOOO".
Vaud said:
My 2yr old daughter was in the supermarket the other day and was pointing at the milk and saying "moo".
We went around the corner and there was a very large lady (wider than the trolley). My daughter stood there pointing at her going "MOOO MOOO MOOO".
Some of the things kids come out with are classic - my young niece once misheard 'coniferous hedge' as 'carnivorous hedge' and was scared to go out into the garden in case the hedge ate her We went around the corner and there was a very large lady (wider than the trolley). My daughter stood there pointing at her going "MOOO MOOO MOOO".
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Her best ever was when driving through Barnard Castle I said to her "look at the ruined castle" to be met by an aghast look and the question "Who ruined it ?"
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Vipers said:
Absolutely right, but when I am on emergency call out I carry a phone and pager. If the phone isn't answered in a few mins it diverts to a paging service, and of course living where I do, some areas are not covered by my network.
But generally a thing of the past.
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I carry a pager all the time!But generally a thing of the past.
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Vaud said:
My 2yr old daughter was in the supermarket the other day and was pointing at the milk and saying "moo".
We went around the corner and there was a very large lady (wider than the trolley). My daughter stood there pointing at her going "MOOO MOOO MOOO".
The innocence of youth We went around the corner and there was a very large lady (wider than the trolley). My daughter stood there pointing at her going "MOOO MOOO MOOO".
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CambsBill said:
Vaud said:
My 2yr old daughter was in the supermarket the other day and was pointing at the milk and saying "moo".
We went around the corner and there was a very large lady (wider than the trolley). My daughter stood there pointing at her going "MOOO MOOO MOOO".
The innocence of youth We went around the corner and there was a very large lady (wider than the trolley). My daughter stood there pointing at her going "MOOO MOOO MOOO".
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My own daughter kindly stitched me up in New Look a few months ago. "Daddy, everybody in here has vaginas", very loudly and matter of factly. What could I say? "Yes dear, they all do. Very observant." I could feel the mix of shock and giggling as we continued shopping for Mummy's present.
McAndy said:
My own daughter kindly stitched me up in New Look a few months ago. "Daddy, everybody in here has vaginas", very loudly and matter of factly. What could I say? "Yes dear, they all do. Very observant." I could feel the mix of shock and giggling as we continued shopping for Mummy's present.
teenagers eh...tut/sighQuickmoose said:
McAndy said:
My own daughter kindly stitched me up in New Look a few months ago. "Daddy, everybody in here has vaginas", very loudly and matter of factly. What could I say? "Yes dear, they all do. Very observant." I could feel the mix of shock and giggling as we continued shopping for Mummy's present.
teenagers eh...tut/sigh![hehe](/inc/images/hehe.gif)
When I was 12 or 13 I remember asking my mum, really loudly, "what is cunnilingus?" I didn't know that shade of red existed.
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