Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 29)
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Bobberoo99 said:
Marvellous choice Bomma, I'll just get Mrs Bobbers to help apply it, should be ready in say, ooh I don't know, 3hrs or so!!! Do I need a toasting fork or do you have one?
We have a good selection of forks old chap, everything from a small dessert through to the garden type. Could you get here any sooner though? Just that the Chief Constable's been advised by the Fire Chief to implement a 500 metre exclusion zone. I've argued that there are plenty of people within the proposed zone at present, they all seem quite happy. Most of them are the fire crews eating sausages and burgers if the truth be known.
I say nonsequencial, have you been at the magic mushrooms again, you are aware that That's Batterts personal supply aren't you???
On my way Bomma, when I say on my way what I actually mean is I'm currently wedged in the front room doorway after Mrs Bobbers got a little carried away applying thebubble wrap highly specialised flame retardant suit!!!!!!
On my way Bomma, when I say on my way what I actually mean is I'm currently wedged in the front room doorway after Mrs Bobbers got a little carried away applying the
Looks very Noyce Dicky. The gate could do with a lick of paint though.
Sergeant Legstrike's got the hump now, the diesel tank on his patrol car has exploded. Shouldn't have parked it so close to the food prep area, silly old sod. Probably worried we'd run out of sausages I guess.
Would anyone like a drop of chilli sauce with their kebab? I'll see if Mrs B can knock some up.
Mexicans?
Sergeant Legstrike's got the hump now, the diesel tank on his patrol car has exploded. Shouldn't have parked it so close to the food prep area, silly old sod. Probably worried we'd run out of sausages I guess.
Would anyone like a drop of chilli sauce with their kebab? I'll see if Mrs B can knock some up.
Mexicans?
V6Pushfit said:
Just watching a generic thriller.
Thank goodness American buildings all have ventilation systems big enough to crawl through unnoticed.
That’s all I can say.
John McClane? Did he crawl through the air ducts or did he just go up and down in the lift? Can't really remember now.Thank goodness American buildings all have ventilation systems big enough to crawl through unnoticed.
That’s all I can say.
Anyhow, I've got a machine gun now Yippee-ki-yay Motherf
ker.Have a nice day, y'all.
V6Pushfit said:
Just watching a generic thriller.
Thank goodness American buildings all have ventilation systems big enough to crawl through unnoticed.
That’s all I can say.
I like the way you can out of any building in New York and straight across the road without being hit by a car. On the rare occasions there is a coming together you can just roll over the bonnet and carry on.Thank goodness American buildings all have ventilation systems big enough to crawl through unnoticed.
That’s all I can say.
V6Pushfit said:
I have a spare Bren if yours jams.
Very kind of you old boy, thanks. I think I'll be ok as I've found a turkey baster in the kitchen which should suffice as a side arm.The firemen are just damping down now, it's been a hectic evening. I think next time I'll just order a delivery.
I'm getting too bloody old for all this
I'm free!!! (That's just triggered a flashback of John Inman!!) Took some basting with lard and a good shove from Mrs Bobbers while being pulled by my neighbour with his 4x4 but I'm out of the front room!!!! Now all I have to do is get through the front door!!!
Damping down??? Oh st I need a pee Now!!!!
Damping down??? Oh s
t I need a pee Now!!!! Edited by Bobberoo99 on Friday 20th April 21:42
Pericoloso said:
Bobberoo99 said:
I need a per Now!!!!
What's dat ?A typo ?
Pernod.
I didn't log off BTW ,the drama is on tv but too weird for my simple self to follow.....
Language is unnecessarily bad too.
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