Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 2]
Discussion
goldblum said:
Surely it's 'nigga'?
or niggaah. depending on what they emphasize.An extreme example admittedly but
[Snoop] b
h niggaz (bh niggaz)..b
h niggaz (bh niggaz)..b
h-ass niggaz (beotch)..[both] b
h NIGGAZ (bh niggaz)..[Snoop] Yeah I'm talkin about you (beotch)..
[Dre] b
h niggaz[Snoop] and you too (beotch)..
Robb F said:
or niggaah. depending on what they emphasize.
An extreme example admittedly but
[Snoop] bh niggaz (bh niggaz)..
bh niggaz (bh niggaz)..
bh-ass niggaz (beotch)..
[both] bh NIGGAZ (bh niggaz)..
[Snoop] Yeah I'm talkin about you (beotch)..
[Dre] bh niggaz
[Snoop] and you too (beotch)..
Quite like 'bAn extreme example admittedly but
[Snoop] b
h niggaz (bh niggaz)..b
h niggaz (bh niggaz)..b
h-ass niggaz (beotch)..[both] b
h NIGGAZ (bh niggaz)..[Snoop] Yeah I'm talkin about you (beotch)..
[Dre] b
h niggaz[Snoop] and you too (beotch)..
h NIGGAZ' as a descriptor, The Doggfather is a rare talent.People who cause accidents during rush hour. wkers. Mr Policeman, next time you attend a rush hour incident, can you kick the steaming, bleeding bubble who caused it right in the glorybeans. Then taser the motherfker.
I'm thinking particularly of fking retards who jack-knife trailers on DC's, women who run out of petrol right at a junction, women who don't know how to change a fking tyre, and sit there knowingly blocking the whole road, or the little chav like this morning, who wouldn't push his car to the side of the road after he'd shunted a Transit up the back. THE fkING CAR DROVE YOU PLEB. Broken headlights do not a car immovable make. Even a stty Citroen Saxo. (Actually, my mood is SLIGHTLY tempered by the thought that it's a stty wky merdy Citroen off the road, and a goppin gay blue stty wky merdy Saxo on gaybo wheels at that.)
Drivers who have accidents in rush hour - or at other peak periods - should be given points, a fine, a tattoo that says "I CAN'T fkING DRIVE FOR st" on their face, and a fking good kicking from the person they hit, and every other person they inconvenienced. (I'm thinking the scene in Airplane where the passengers are queuing up to beat the hysterical woman)
fking arse bandit . When I'm in charge, people are gonna die. Stalin-style.
kers. Mr Policeman, next time you attend a rush hour incident, can you kick the steaming, bleeding bubble who caused it right in the glorybeans. Then taser the motherfker. I'm thinking particularly of f
king retards who jack-knife trailers on DC's, women who run out of petrol right at a junction, women who don't know how to change a fking tyre, and sit there knowingly blocking the whole road, or the little chav like this morning, who wouldn't push his car to the side of the road after he'd shunted a Transit up the back. THE fkING CAR DROVE YOU PLEB. Broken headlights do not a car immovable make. Even a stty Citroen Saxo. (Actually, my mood is SLIGHTLY tempered by the thought that it's a stty wky merdy Citroen off the road, and a goppin gay blue stty wky merdy Saxo on gaybo wheels at that.)Drivers who have accidents in rush hour - or at other peak periods - should be given points, a fine, a tattoo that says "I CAN'T f
kING DRIVE FOR st" on their face, and a fking good kicking from the person they hit, and every other person they inconvenienced. (I'm thinking the scene in Airplane where the passengers are queuing up to beat the hysterical woman)f
king arse bandit . When I'm in charge, people are gonna die. Stalin-style. OpulentBob said:
People who cause accidents during rush hour. wkers. Mr Policeman, next time you attend a rush hour incident, can you kick the steaming, bleeding bubble who caused it right in the glorybeans. Then taser the motherfker.
I'm thinking particularly of fking retards who jack-knife trailers on DC's, women who run out of petrol right at a junction, women who don't know how to change a fking tyre, and sit there knowingly blocking the whole road, or the little chav like this morning, who wouldn't push his car to the side of the road after he'd shunted a Transit up the back. THE fkING CAR DROVE YOU PLEB. Broken headlights do not a car immovable make. Even a stty Citroen Saxo. (Actually, my mood is SLIGHTLY tempered by the thought that it's a stty wky merdy Citroen off the road, and a goppin gay blue stty wky merdy Saxo on gaybo wheels at that.)
Drivers who have accidents in rush hour - or at other peak periods - should be given points, a fine, a tattoo that says "I CAN'T fkING DRIVE FOR st" on their face, and a fking good kicking from the person they hit, and every other person they inconvenienced. (I'm thinking the scene in Airplane where the passengers are queuing up to beat the hysterical woman)
fking arse bandit . When I'm in charge, people are gonna die. Stalin-style.
Oh yes, so much this.kers. Mr Policeman, next time you attend a rush hour incident, can you kick the steaming, bleeding bubble who caused it right in the glorybeans. Then taser the motherfker. I'm thinking particularly of f
king retards who jack-knife trailers on DC's, women who run out of petrol right at a junction, women who don't know how to change a fking tyre, and sit there knowingly blocking the whole road, or the little chav like this morning, who wouldn't push his car to the side of the road after he'd shunted a Transit up the back. THE fkING CAR DROVE YOU PLEB. Broken headlights do not a car immovable make. Even a stty Citroen Saxo. (Actually, my mood is SLIGHTLY tempered by the thought that it's a stty wky merdy Citroen off the road, and a goppin gay blue stty wky merdy Saxo on gaybo wheels at that.)Drivers who have accidents in rush hour - or at other peak periods - should be given points, a fine, a tattoo that says "I CAN'T f
kING DRIVE FOR st" on their face, and a fking good kicking from the person they hit, and every other person they inconvenienced. (I'm thinking the scene in Airplane where the passengers are queuing up to beat the hysterical woman)f
king arse bandit . When I'm in charge, people are gonna die. Stalin-style. The spazmoids who don't or won't move their minimally damaged car out of a live carriageway bug the piss out of me. Even if the car won't start you could still limp the damn thing to the side of the highway on the starter motor but no, you'll stand around surveying the remains of a plastic bumper skin and a wing mirror while x thousand other poor sods get progressively later for work.
Can't help but feel for this guy http://www.broughpeople.co.uk/Gilberdyke-man-kille... - who, after an accident, got out and was then hit by a van and a HGV.
What annoyed me, though, was the fact that I was about 15 cars back from this, stuck just after the slip road to get off and was 2 hours late arriving for my son's operation which was pushed back from 0745 to 1300 as a result. Fortunately he managed without food all morning. Somehow.
What annoyed me, though, was the fact that I was about 15 cars back from this, stuck just after the slip road to get off and was 2 hours late arriving for my son's operation which was pushed back from 0745 to 1300 as a result. Fortunately he managed without food all morning. Somehow.
goldblum said:
xRIEx said:
It may annoy you, but it is valid and not an Americanism.
xRIEx said:
ETA: looking up 'isogloss' it appears you've used it incorrectly: it's a geographical boundary between different usages of words or pronunciations.
For instance when a word is used differently in the USA to the UK, as in this case. 
Robb F said:
The use of the word in hiphop or rap. Not from an offensive point of view, but the fact it is used every two seconds. Surely you can think of more than one word to describe each other, you are meant to be lyricists.
How is it that Snoop Dogg can have a million selling album containing 300 references to the 'N' word and be showered with MOBO awards, and yet I use the word just ONCE at my son's Sunday league match last weekend and am immediately ordered to leave the park. This smacks of discrimination of the worst kind. in hiphop or rap. Not from an offensive point of view, but the fact it is used every two seconds. Surely you can think of more than one word to describe each other, you are meant to be lyricists.© Viz
OpulentBob said:
People who cause accidents during rush hour. wkers. Mr Policeman, next time you attend a rush hour incident, can you kick the steaming, bleeding bubble who caused it right in the glorybeans. Then taser the motherfker.
I'm thinking particularly of fking retards who jack-knife trailers on DC's, women who run out of petrol right at a junction, women who don't know how to change a fking tyre, and sit there knowingly blocking the whole road, or the little chav like this morning, who wouldn't push his car to the side of the road after he'd shunted a Transit up the back. THE fkING CAR DROVE YOU PLEB. Broken headlights do not a car immovable make. Even a stty Citroen Saxo. (Actually, my mood is SLIGHTLY tempered by the thought that it's a stty wky merdy Citroen off the road, and a goppin gay blue stty wky merdy Saxo on gaybo wheels at that.)
Drivers who have accidents in rush hour - or at other peak periods - should be given points, a fine, a tattoo that says "I CAN'T fkING DRIVE FOR st" on their face, and a fking good kicking from the person they hit, and every other person they inconvenienced. (I'm thinking the scene in Airplane where the passengers are queuing up to beat the hysterical woman)
fking arse bandit . When I'm in charge, people are gonna die. Stalin-style.
While we're on the subject, why is it that people who pretend they want to commit suicide, do so by standing on the bridge edge at rush hour causing chaos. Just push the fkers. Mr Policeman, next time you attend a rush hour incident, can you kick the steaming, bleeding bubble who caused it right in the glorybeans. Then taser the motherfker. I'm thinking particularly of f
king retards who jack-knife trailers on DC's, women who run out of petrol right at a junction, women who don't know how to change a fking tyre, and sit there knowingly blocking the whole road, or the little chav like this morning, who wouldn't push his car to the side of the road after he'd shunted a Transit up the back. THE fkING CAR DROVE YOU PLEB. Broken headlights do not a car immovable make. Even a stty Citroen Saxo. (Actually, my mood is SLIGHTLY tempered by the thought that it's a stty wky merdy Citroen off the road, and a goppin gay blue stty wky merdy Saxo on gaybo wheels at that.)Drivers who have accidents in rush hour - or at other peak periods - should be given points, a fine, a tattoo that says "I CAN'T f
kING DRIVE FOR st" on their face, and a fking good kicking from the person they hit, and every other person they inconvenienced. (I'm thinking the scene in Airplane where the passengers are queuing up to beat the hysterical woman)f
king arse bandit . When I'm in charge, people are gonna die. Stalin-style. ker. That'll teach them.Agree on your points 100%^100
OpulentBob said:
People who cause accidents during rush hour. wkers. Mr Policeman, next time you attend a rush hour incident, can you kick the steaming, bleeding bubble who caused it right in the glorybeans. Then taser the motherfker.
I'm thinking particularly of fking retards who jack-knife trailers on DC's, women who run out of petrol right at a junction, women who don't know how to change a fking tyre, and sit there knowingly blocking the whole road, or the little chav like this morning, who wouldn't push his car to the side of the road after he'd shunted a Transit up the back. THE fkING CAR DROVE YOU PLEB. Broken headlights do not a car immovable make. Even a stty Citroen Saxo. (Actually, my mood is SLIGHTLY tempered by the thought that it's a stty wky merdy Citroen off the road, and a goppin gay blue stty wky merdy Saxo on gaybo wheels at that.)
Drivers who have accidents in rush hour - or at other peak periods - should be given points, a fine, a tattoo that says "I CAN'T fkING DRIVE FOR st" on their face, and a fking good kicking from the person they hit, and every other person they inconvenienced. (I'm thinking the scene in Airplane where the passengers are queuing up to beat the hysterical woman)
fking arse bandit . When I'm in charge, people are gonna die. Stalin-style.
I used to get apopleptic about this, until I had a pretty nasty accident on the A40 at rush hour on my motorbike stopping the traffic.kers. Mr Policeman, next time you attend a rush hour incident, can you kick the steaming, bleeding bubble who caused it right in the glorybeans. Then taser the motherfker. I'm thinking particularly of f
king retards who jack-knife trailers on DC's, women who run out of petrol right at a junction, women who don't know how to change a fking tyre, and sit there knowingly blocking the whole road, or the little chav like this morning, who wouldn't push his car to the side of the road after he'd shunted a Transit up the back. THE fkING CAR DROVE YOU PLEB. Broken headlights do not a car immovable make. Even a stty Citroen Saxo. (Actually, my mood is SLIGHTLY tempered by the thought that it's a stty wky merdy Citroen off the road, and a goppin gay blue stty wky merdy Saxo on gaybo wheels at that.)Drivers who have accidents in rush hour - or at other peak periods - should be given points, a fine, a tattoo that says "I CAN'T f
kING DRIVE FOR st" on their face, and a fking good kicking from the person they hit, and every other person they inconvenienced. (I'm thinking the scene in Airplane where the passengers are queuing up to beat the hysterical woman)f
king arse bandit . When I'm in charge, people are gonna die. Stalin-style. I was concious of all the stationary traffic and the fact that I knew it would cause a ridiculous tailback. It was amazing at how little I gave a f
k in the circumstances blindswelledrat said:
I used to get apopleptic about this, until I had a pretty nasty accident on the A40 at rush hour on my motorbike stopping the traffic.
I was concious of all the stationary traffic and the fact that I knew it would cause a ridiculous tailback. It was amazing at how little I gave a fk in the circumstances
Oh, I have no doubt that were I in that situation, I'd back-track my rant pretty much instantly, but this morning I was on the "delayed" side of things... I was concious of all the stationary traffic and the fact that I knew it would cause a ridiculous tailback. It was amazing at how little I gave a f
k in the circumstances 
Let me remind you of the topic under discussion:
It is not valid in the context CRA2Y quoted as his ire is directed at misused plurals, and it also very definitely exists as an Americanism.
The source of this well known Americanism: "It means ...sleeps with the fishes" is in The Godfather. Written by Mario Puzo, an American.
Do you think the meaning in the book is not simply the plural of 'fish'..and you think Puzo meant "..he sleeps with different species of fish"?
It's been adopted into American slang as a plural, which also means it exists as an isogloss.
xRIEx said:
CRA2Y said:
...FISHES...
It may annoy you, but it is valid and not an Americanism.The source of this well known Americanism: "It means ...sleeps with the fishes" is in The Godfather. Written by Mario Puzo, an American.
Do you think the meaning in the book is not simply the plural of 'fish'..and you think Puzo meant "..he sleeps with different species of fish"?
It's been adopted into American slang as a plural, which also means it exists as an isogloss.
james_tigerwoods said:
Can't help but feel for this guy http://www.broughpeople.co.uk/Gilberdyke-man-kille... - who, after an accident, got out and was then hit by a van and a HGV.
What annoyed me, though, was the fact that I was about 15 cars back from this, stuck just after the slip road to get off and was 2 hours late arriving for my son's operation which was pushed back from 0745 to 1300 as a result. Fortunately he managed without food all morning. Somehow.
Did you read this to yourself before posting it? A man died. Yes, your son was going for an operation and that's never a nice thing, but weigh it up against what the family of the dead man have got. A dead bloke versus a kid going without food for a morning; when the former is true, the latter doesn't really matter. You were minorly inconvenienced. What annoyed me, though, was the fact that I was about 15 cars back from this, stuck just after the slip road to get off and was 2 hours late arriving for my son's operation which was pushed back from 0745 to 1300 as a result. Fortunately he managed without food all morning. Somehow.
OpulentBob said:
People who cause accidents during rush hour. wkers. Mr Policeman, next time you attend a rush hour incident, can you kick the steaming, bleeding bubble who caused it right in the glorybeans. Then taser the motherfker.
I'm thinking particularly of fking retards who jack-knife trailers on DC's, women who run out of petrol right at a junction, women who don't know how to change a fking tyre, and sit there knowingly blocking the whole road, or the little chav like this morning, who wouldn't push his car to the side of the road after he'd shunted a Transit up the back. THE fkING CAR DROVE YOU PLEB. Broken headlights do not a car immovable make. Even a stty Citroen Saxo. (Actually, my mood is SLIGHTLY tempered by the thought that it's a stty wky merdy Citroen off the road, and a goppin gay blue stty wky merdy Saxo on gaybo wheels at that.)
Drivers who have accidents in rush hour - or at other peak periods - should be given points, a fine, a tattoo that says "I CAN'T fkING DRIVE FOR st" on their face, and a fking good kicking from the person they hit, and every other person they inconvenienced. (I'm thinking the scene in Airplane where the passengers are queuing up to beat the hysterical woman)
fking arse bandit . When I'm in charge, people are gonna die. Stalin-style.
You, Prime Minister. kers. Mr Policeman, next time you attend a rush hour incident, can you kick the steaming, bleeding bubble who caused it right in the glorybeans. Then taser the motherfker. I'm thinking particularly of f
king retards who jack-knife trailers on DC's, women who run out of petrol right at a junction, women who don't know how to change a fking tyre, and sit there knowingly blocking the whole road, or the little chav like this morning, who wouldn't push his car to the side of the road after he'd shunted a Transit up the back. THE fkING CAR DROVE YOU PLEB. Broken headlights do not a car immovable make. Even a stty Citroen Saxo. (Actually, my mood is SLIGHTLY tempered by the thought that it's a stty wky merdy Citroen off the road, and a goppin gay blue stty wky merdy Saxo on gaybo wheels at that.)Drivers who have accidents in rush hour - or at other peak periods - should be given points, a fine, a tattoo that says "I CAN'T f
kING DRIVE FOR st" on their face, and a fking good kicking from the person they hit, and every other person they inconvenienced. (I'm thinking the scene in Airplane where the passengers are queuing up to beat the hysterical woman)f
king arse bandit . When I'm in charge, people are gonna die. Stalin-style. NOW.
Papa Hotel said:
james_tigerwoods said:
Can't help but feel for this guy http://www.broughpeople.co.uk/Gilberdyke-man-kille... - who, after an accident, got out and was then hit by a van and a HGV.
What annoyed me, though, was the fact that I was about 15 cars back from this, stuck just after the slip road to get off and was 2 hours late arriving for my son's operation which was pushed back from 0745 to 1300 as a result. Fortunately he managed without food all morning. Somehow.
Did you read this to yourself before posting it? A man died. Yes, your son was going for an operation and that's never a nice thing, but weigh it up against what the family of the dead man have got. A dead bloke versus a kid going without food for a morning; when the former is true, the latter doesn't really matter. You were minorly inconvenienced. What annoyed me, though, was the fact that I was about 15 cars back from this, stuck just after the slip road to get off and was 2 hours late arriving for my son's operation which was pushed back from 0745 to 1300 as a result. Fortunately he managed without food all morning. Somehow.
1. I sympathise with the dead guy and his family - An accident like this is never pleasant to attend, happen to for the family. That's not my annoyance.
2. I was annoyed as if I had been running slightly later, I could have got off the slip road earlier and made the appointment and not been hanging around the hospital for hours on end. It was stressful for my OH more than anything as she was quite het up about the operation and the next 6 weeks where my son will be in pain every time he tries to use his feet to try to walk as he has been doing up until now.
Apologies for the apparent insensitive nature of my post.
Edited by james_tigerwoods on Tuesday 12th February 15:30
Papa Hotel said:
james_tigerwoods said:
Can't help but feel for this guy http://www.broughpeople.co.uk/Gilberdyke-man-kille... - who, after an accident, got out and was then hit by a van and a HGV.
What annoyed me, though, was the fact that I was about 15 cars back from this, stuck just after the slip road to get off and was 2 hours late arriving for my son's operation which was pushed back from 0745 to 1300 as a result. Fortunately he managed without food all morning. Somehow.
Did you read this to yourself before posting it? A man died. Yes, your son was going for an operation and that's never a nice thing, but weigh it up against what the family of the dead man have got. A dead bloke versus a kid going without food for a morning; when the former is true, the latter doesn't really matter. You were minorly inconvenienced. What annoyed me, though, was the fact that I was about 15 cars back from this, stuck just after the slip road to get off and was 2 hours late arriving for my son's operation which was pushed back from 0745 to 1300 as a result. Fortunately he managed without food all morning. Somehow.
The second, annoyance at JTWs situation.
Both seem fair. I didn't read the 2nd as blaming the first, merely that it was a consequence of it. He wasn't making a comparison, simply stating that 2 linked events occurred.
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