These pictures make my teeth itch

[Halmyre]

21st Century Man said:

Halmyre said:

We've shone enough light on this subject, and now I've gone for a scone.

Chapeau.

[bobfather]

[Funk]

shakotan said:

havoc said:

Blown2CV said:

left seems eminently sensible. Right seems unhinged, like trying to spread butter on top of jam on top of toast. Chips on top of ketchup.

Quite.

Which is the thinner / more spreadable, as that scientifically should go on top.

...so as it's clotted cream, jam has to go on top!

Exactly how are you going to spread jam on top of cream without getting cream all over the jam knife?

Spread jam on, then dollop cream on top from a spoon. No cross contamination of utensils occurs.

This is the way.

Apparently the Queen preferred jam first with cream on top and if anyone's to be trusted on crucial matters such as this, it would've been Her Maj.

[Blown2CV]

Funk said:

shakotan said:

havoc said:

Blown2CV said:

left seems eminently sensible. Right seems unhinged, like trying to spread butter on top of jam on top of toast. Chips on top of ketchup.

Quite.

Which is the thinner / more spreadable, as that scientifically should go on top.

...so as it's clotted cream, jam has to go on top!

Exactly how are you going to spread jam on top of cream without getting cream all over the jam knife?

Spread jam on, then dollop cream on top from a spoon. No cross contamination of utensils occurs.

This is the way.

Apparently the Queen preferred jam first with cream on top and if anyone's to be trusted on crucial matters such as this, it would've been Her Maj.

and look what happened to her

[Sporky]

You can't trust anyone with a gold piano.

[Lotus Elan +2]

From a house I delivered to today.

[hidetheelephants]

Lotus Elan +2 said:

From a house I delivered to today.

[Jader1973]

From the Le Mans sticker thread

[gotoPzero]

Lotus Elan +2 said:

From a house I delivered to today.

Thats exactly what it would look like if I tried to do it.

LOL

[Escort3500]

Jader1973 said:

From the Le Mans sticker thread

Why, just why?

[eldar]

Escort3500 said:

Jader1973 said:

From the Le Mans sticker thread

Why, just why?

Halfords supply and fit special deal?

[Indecision]

Sorry I’ve not been back to the village hall that keeps giving for a few weeks.

Today’s instalment below!

[Sporky]

Lovely!

[jules_s]

Flol

BIM level -2

[PomBstard]

No riding of bikes near a velodrome

[Jordie Barretts sock]

Indecision said:

Sorry I’ve not been back to the village hall that keeps giving for a few weeks.

Today’s instalment below!

What am I missing?

[Antony Moxey]

Jordie Barretts sock said:

Indecision said:

Sorry I’ve not been back to the village hall that keeps giving for a few weeks.

Today’s instalment below!

What am I missing?

The two light switches cut into the door surround?

[Jordie Barretts sock]

Yep, I missed that!

[Indecision]

Antony Moxey said:

The two light switches cut into the door surround?

Exactly that. Just wait till you see the radiator positioning…

[Monkeylegend]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/videos/c7224q...