A bit council (Vol 3)

[anonymous-user]

Council consider a big mac meal to be a warm cheese and beef salad club sandwich, and a warm potato salad on the side.

[Whistle]

Just seen this. WTF

[CanAm]

Whistle said:

Just seen this. WTF

Wigan Selling Page but the phone number is Cameroon.

[Frank7]

Spare tyre said:

Is that the one where the bloke purchased a squadron of raccoons

Or is it a new series ?

Incredible I know, but the collective term for racoons, is "some racoons."

[Gary29]

My ex mrs (the signs were there!) would dip her maccies fries into her vanilla milkshake and eat them, this was her preferred method of consuming them.

She also smoked like an American GI in WW2

What was I thinking?

[Dog Star]

Frank7 said:

Spare tyre said:

Is that the one where the bloke purchased a squadron of raccoons

Or is it a new series ?

Incredible I know, but the collective term for racoons, is "some racoons."

Squadron is better.

[V8mate]

Gary29 said:

My ex mrs (the signs were there!) would dip her maccies fries into her vanilla milkshake and eat them, this was her preferred method of consuming them.

She also smoked like an American GI in WW2

What was I thinking?

What else she did in WW2 with American GIs?

[FoxtrotOscar1]

Gary29 said:

My ex mrs (the signs were there!) would dip her maccies fries into her vanilla milkshake and eat them, this was her preferred method of consuming them.


What was I thinking?

What a bloody weirdo. Everyone knows its a strawberry milkshake that you dip your fries into. Done it since I was a teen. Then I found the Mrs and she did it too.

Edited by FoxtrotOscar1 on Tuesday 11th December 10:47

[kowalski655]

My wife dips bread in her Irn-Bru

[anonymous-user]

kowalski655 said:

My wife dips bread in her Irn-Bru

An image burned into my mind from my youth was my Father sitting on the throne, pants round his ankles, mug of tea in his hand, dunking a jam sandwich in it. It's a wonder I turned out so normal

[Dark85]

smack said:

I sadly worked out where that photo was taken....

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@36.4855737,-79.7373...

Eden, North Carolina

Here you go, endless fun. www.geoguessr.com

Edited by Dark85 on Tuesday 11th December 12:22

[AW111]

V8mate said:

nonsequitur said:

bobtail4x4 said:

From my local facebook page,


Handmade concrete lamp

£45

Bulb included

Not interested until I saw a free bulb included. Now thinking seriously.

More like £45 for a 99p bulb and a free lump of concrete.

I wonder what postage would be...

[HTP99]

I have just arrived at my local corner shop to post a letter, it is 13:50, a young woman has just come out in her pyjamas, dressing gown and slippers!

[GreatGranny]

Posting a letter.........council :-)

God knows how some people motivate themselves to do anything other than breath, eat and pooh.

Not being arsed to dress to go outside (not just to put the bins out but go to a shop!) = 100% council.

[lemmingjames]

How bout this from Geordie Shore;
http://www.mtv.nl/afleveringen/27k5jm/geordie-shor...

[funkyrobot]

Grahamdub said:

kowalski655 said:

My wife dips bread in her Irn-Bru

An image burned into my mind from my youth was my Father sitting on the throne, pants round his ankles, mug of tea in his hand, dunking a jam sandwich in it. It's a wonder I turned out so normal

Made you watch, did he?

I think you need to see someone about that.

[Frank7]

Dog Star said:

Frank7 said:

Spare tyre said:

Is that the one where the bloke purchased a squadron of raccoons

Or is it a new series ?

Incredible I know, but the collective term for racoons, is "some racoons."

Squadron is better.

I make you right, I’ve been up the Weeki Wachee river, in Hernando Beach FL and seen the raccoon sanctuary, on an island at Weeki Wachee Springs.
As soon as a boat comes near the island, they swoop down from the trees, like a squadron of fighter planes, wing men spreading out, ready to scoff the fruit that tourists throw to them.

[anonymous-user]

funkyrobot said:

Made you watch, did he?

I think you need to see someone about that.

He'd leave the door open. I think I was more concerned about him dunking the sandwich than seeing him on the crapper

[Brilad]

Frank7 said:

I make you right, I’ve been up the Weeki Wachee river, in Hernando Beach FL and seen the raccoon sanctuary, on an island at Weeki Wachee Springs.
As soon as a boat comes near the island, they swoop down from the trees, like a squadron of fighter planes, wing men spreading out, ready to scoff the fruit that tourists throw to them.

Poetry.

[SlowcoachIII]

FoxtrotOscar1 said:

Gary29 said:

My ex mrs (the signs were there!) would dip her maccies fries into her vanilla milkshake and eat them, this was her preferred method of consuming them.


What was I thinking?

What a bloody weirdo. Everyone knows its a strawberry milkshake that you dip your fries into. Done it since I was a teen. Then I found the Mrs and she did it too.

Edited by FoxtrotOscar1 on Tuesday 11th December 10:47

Someone emptying a pack of fries into a strawberry milkshake ruined my suede shoes as the milkshake spilled out everywhere. It’s not a good idea...