Geek Jokes

[MartG]

[Gary C]

Halmyre said:

ZesPak said:

OK, I get the geekiness bit but these stupid BODMAS questions are stupider than a stupid thing that's just been elected Minister for Stupidity in the kingdom of Stupidistan.

Imagine someone reading that out loud to you.

Q What is 25...

A OK, 25

Q ...minus 5...

Q 25 minus 5, that's 20

Q ....divided by 5.

A 20 divided by 5, the answer is 4. Four. F-O-U-R, four.

fking BODMAS...

Woooooooooooossssshhhhhhh.

4!

[Gman20]

MartG said:

Looks that is 22 years old, seems very appropriate today

[Starfighter]

Gary C said:

Halmyre said:

ZesPak said:

OK, I get the geekiness bit but these stupid BODMAS questions are stupider than a stupid thing that's just been elected Minister for Stupidity in the kingdom of Stupidistan.

Imagine someone reading that out loud to you.

Q What is 25...

A OK, 25

Q ...minus 5...

Q 25 minus 5, that's 20

Q ....divided by 5.

A 20 divided by 5, the answer is 4. Four. F-O-U-R, four.

fking BODMAS...

Woooooooooooossssshhhhhhh.

4!

Go on then, someone has to do it.

25-5/5 =?

Apply boDmas5/5=1
25-1=?
Apply bidmaS
=24

4! (4 factorial) =24

[Clockwork Cupcake]

Starfighter said:

Go on then, someone has to do it.

25-5/5 =?

Apply boDmas5/5=1
25-1=?
Apply bidmaS
=24

4! (4 factorial) =24

Quite.

[Gman20]

Starfighter said:

Go on then, someone has to do it.

25-5/5 =?

Apply boDmas5/5=1
25-1=?
Apply bidmaS
=24

4! (4 factorial) =24

I took a look at this one very early this morning, got 20 and wondered what the hell everyone was talking about.

[take-good-care-of-the-forest-dewey]

Starfighter said:

Gary C said:

Halmyre said:

ZesPak said:

OK, I get the geekiness bit but these stupid BODMAS questions are stupider than a stupid thing that's just been elected Minister for Stupidity in the kingdom of Stupidistan.

Imagine someone reading that out loud to you.

Q What is 25...

A OK, 25

Q ...minus 5...

Q 25 minus 5, that's 20

Q ....divided by 5.

A 20 divided by 5, the answer is 4. Four. F-O-U-R, four.

fking BODMAS...

Woooooooooooossssshhhhhhh.

4!

Go on then, someone has to do it.

25-5/5 =?

Apply boDmas5/5=1
25-1=?
Apply bidmaS
=24

4! (4 factorial) =24

8 degrees between us (wife and I) .... It took a while. FFS!

[timbo999]

timbo999 said:

Its a joke (well...) about factorials - factorial 4 is 24.

[Halmyre]

Four! (No factorials are involved in this post)

The answer is four!!!!!!! It's posed as a spoken question, not an equation.

Imagine someone reading that out loud to you.

Q What is 25...

A OK, 25

Q ...minus 5...

Q 25 minus 5, that's 20

Q ....divided by 5.

A 20 divided by 5, the answer is 4. Four. F-O-U-R, four.

FOUR!!!!



You're all a bunch of devious BODMAS wielding factorialised Cardassians. But I'm not fooled.

[Gary C]

Halmyre said:

Four! (No factorials are involved in this post)

The answer is four!!!!!!! It's posed as a spoken question, not an equation.

Imagine someone reading that out loud to you.

Q What is 25...

A OK, 25

Q ...minus 5...

Q 25 minus 5, that's 20

Q ....divided by 5.

A 20 divided by 5, the answer is 4. Four. F-O-U-R, four.

FOUR!!!!

You're all a bunch of devious BODMAS wielding factorialised Cardassians. But I'm not fooled.

but your wrong.

[Strangely Brown]

His wrong what?

[67Dino]

Just for a bit of variety:

3-2/1 =?

1!

[RizzoTheRat]

MartG said:

The right hand one definitely needs a few Fail branches that don't lead to a win

[Veeayt]

[Veeayt]

[21st Century Man]

Statistically, that sounds an unhealthy and dangerous thing to do.

[Fishlegs]

Veeayt said:

Yes your legs are lovely, but if you can't remember some of that stuff without writing it down then I'm sorry, it would never work...

[ajprice]

Veeayt said:

Is this the geek version of sausages or legs?

[wolfracesonic]

take-good-care-of-the-forest-dewey said:

8 degrees between us (wife and I) .... It took a while. FFS!

I know what you mean, I've got a Bronze life saving medal and it took me while too!

[ZesPak]

Pah, I watch all Numberphile videos on youtube and it even took me a while!