The thread for puns not jokes...

[glenrobbo]

D'you mean have him Ex-calibered?

Gladiusn't pointing his wit in my direction.

I don't want to be a foil for his razor-sharp puns.

[Monkeylegend]

We will have to Gillette nonseq answer that.

[davhill]

That's a very broadsword view to take. I was going to take a
moment to sabre it, old chappe but you blunted my enthusiasm.
You may think you have the edge but don't get too fuller yourself,
if you see my point. However, I don't need to pommel you with puns, perhaps
you can be blade to see reason. However, such a change must be hilt on a
sound foundation.

Never mind though. Perhaps you can kukri up a better attitude in a process
scimitar to educating yourself. but take care not to put your cutlass in a sling. But I
wouldn't claymore to be an expert on bladed weapons. But we can all machete more
knowledge, given time.

[Monkeylegend]

Very cutting edge.

[davhill]

Monkeylegend said:

Very cutting edge.

I thought people would by quite épée with it

[Monkeylegend]

davhill said:

Monkeylegend said:

Very cutting edge.

I thought people would by quite épée with it

I am lost for swords.

[twing]

Monkeylegend said:

I am lost for swords.

I was joust about to say the same

[glenrobbo]

nonsequitur said:

Lordbenny said:

Just painted my wife with cheese.





I double Gloucester!

Are you Emmental ?

Please don't be blue, Lordbenny, he's just being Philly.

[mybrainhurts]

glenrobbo said:

nonsequitur said:

Lordbenny said:

Just painted my wife with cheese.





I double Gloucester!

Are you Emmental ?

Please don't be blue, Lordbenny, he's just being Philly.

I fear his Feta is sealed...

[glenrobbo]

mybrainhurts said:

I fear his Feta is sealed...

He made a rather cryptic mess

[Don1]

1) Its not very mature.
2) My first though was "How dairy"
3) If it ends in a fight, all that will be left will be de brie.

[davhill]

I Roquefort that might be he case.

[Monkeylegend]

You lot camembert on here making puns, you will be looking at a banbury if you are not caerphilly.

[davhill]

And here's me thinking it's a Brie country.

[21st Century Man]

Stil tons of puns left.

[davhill]

Edam it, I thought we'd run out.

[nonsequitur]

davhill said:

Edam it, I thought we'd run out.

[Trenchard]

Just commented on the pun drought in The Sean joke thread so I'm here following orders.
Beware though, the wurst is yet to come so act fast to Saveloy yourselves.

[21st Century Man]

Anything to furter the cause.

[StevieBee]

Does anyone remember when The Sun run that pun competition? I entered along with nine others but none of us won. No pun in ten did!