A bit council (Vol 3)

[kowalski655]

wolfracesonic said:

OpulentBob said:

V8mate said:

Brilad said:

V8mate said:

It was probably to pay for their utility keys to be charged. Or to pay the lady from the Prov.

Looks like someone (a woman) educated to a decent level. Probably a teacher since the booze and diet coke are at the top.

yours, H. Poirot.

Nah. A teacher wouldn't write 'spuds'.

A northern one would. That entire list stinks of the North.

Probably is Northern, no mention of shandy anywhere

But also no mention of whippet/pigeon food, so it is confusing

[alorotom]

kowalski655 said:

But also no mention of whippet/pigeon food, so it is confusing

You don’t need a list to remember to buy whippet food and pigeon seed ... it’s ingrained into you ... southerners know nothing about us up’noooorth

[Europa1]

alorotom said:

kowalski655 said:

But also no mention of whippet/pigeon food, so it is confusing

You don’t need a list to remember to buy whippet food and pigeon seed ... it’s ingrained into you ... southerners know nothing about us up’noooorth

I thought it was a list of whippet food.

[Sycamore]

dudleybloke said:

The whole of Dudley town centre could just be on this thread
I need to move.
The drive through the bus station before you even get to Dubliners is eye opening.

[ruffstuff]

motco said:

I suppose drinking this stuff straight from a bottle in a brown paper bag while sitting on a park bench is a bit lower than council...

Blimy! Can you still get this stuff these days. I remember my dad selling VP wines back in the sixties, even then it had the reputation of being one of the preferred drinks of the alcoholic layabout. Seven shillings and six pence a bottle. VP stood for Vine Products that made fortified wine from must (left over grape pressings from France & Spain & cheap brandy). Referred to as British wine, not to be confused with Engilsh wine. It was crap.

[harryquenault]

alorotom said:

You don’t need a list to remember to buy whippet food and pigeon seed ... it’s ingrained into you ... southerners know nothing about us up’noooorth

Brilliant; made my day.

[harryquenault]

What about this?

[Bomma220]

harryquenault said:

What about this?

Good God, not for me thanks old chap.

You carry on though, by all means. Would you prefer a plastic beaker or a funnel?

[harryquenault]

Bomma220 said:

Good God, not for me thanks old chap.

You carry on though, by all means. Would you prefer a plastic beaker or a funnel?

Isn't it compulsory to have it funnelled?

[idiotgap]

harryquenault said:

Isn't it compulsory to have it funnelled?

Funnelled in, pumped out.

[anonymous-user]

harryquenault said:

What about this?

In it's original 8%+ days, it was a fine drink for the nobility, now in it's twilight of under 6%, it is a pale chavvy shadow of it's former self.

[shakotan]

harryquenault said:

What about this?

Sub-Council. Only the homeless drink that.

Councilista cider of choice would be Strongbow or Stella Cidre.

[anonymous-user]

shakotan said:

harryquenault said:

What about this?

Sub-Council. Only the homeless drink that.

Councilista cider of choice would be Strongbow or Stella Cidre.

Nope. Kopparberg. Tastes like Vimto, innit bruv. Councillista can't say no to saccharine sweet crap. See also: vape flavours, car air fresheners, coffee "syrups". Council wkstains don't like adult tastes.

[cjs racing.]

Council house is....... well, council.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4989552/Is...

[V8mate]

OpulentBob said:

Nope. Kopparberg. Tastes like Vimto, innit bruv. Councillista can't say no to saccharine sweet crap. See also: vape flavours, car air fresheners, coffee "syrups". Council wkstains don't like adult tastes.

See, also, the entire population of the USA :

[Badda]

OpulentBob said:

Nope. Kopparberg. Tastes like Vimto, innit bruv. Councillista can't say no to saccharine sweet crap. See also: vape flavours, car air fresheners, coffee "syrups". Council wkstains don't like adult tastes.

haha!

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

The Range Rover Sport stretched limo I saw today, white, full of chavs. Worse that it came off a dodgy social housing street.
Nice to see how their tax-funded benefits are being spent, what's the going rate for such a thing, £500 an evening?
And I can say with no doubt that virtually everyone on this street are on benefits.

[kowalski655]

Maybe they were sightseeing?
"I say Tarquin,lets drive the limo around where those dreadful proles live and wave the champers in front of them"
"Soooper idea Felicity, show the council scum who's boss yah?"

[talksthetorque]

cjs racing. said:

Council house is....... well, council.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4989552/Is...

At least the previous tenant apologised

[bobtail4x4]

The mother of autistic son Hunter, six, and Sienna, four,