Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[captain_cynic]

Mikebentley said:

My 13yr old son was playing Scrabble with my wife and daughter and started sniggering.

If its in the dictionary it is a valid word,

[smn159]

captain_cynic said:

Mikebentley said:

My 13yr old son was playing Scrabble with my wife and daughter and started sniggering.

If its in the dictionary it is a valid word,

Yes, it's a perfectly cromulent word

[glenrobbo]

smn159 said:

Yes, it's a perfectly cromulent word

Hahaha!

[nonsequitur]

motco said:

Filton-flyer said:

Apparently this is a real orchid called the Naked Man, made me chuckle....

There's something fishy about where he's stuck his head!

That is the recently discovered Fanny Orchid. But it notoriously hard to find.

[motco]

nonsequitur said:

motco said:

Filton-flyer said:

Apparently this is a real orchid called the Naked Man, made me chuckle....

There's something fishy about where he's stuck his head!

That is the recently discovered Fanny Orchid. But it notoriously hard to find.

I hope for his sake that it's not vagina dentata

[smn159]

nonsequitur said:

That is the recently discovered Fanny Orchid. But it notoriously hard to find.

Yeah, you might want to refine that one a bit.

Nice try though

[paua]

MartG said:

From New Zealand

Haven't tried the snacks, but the beer is abysmal - camel's piss.

[kowalski655]

smn159 said:

nonsequitur said:

That is the recently discovered Fanny Orchid. But it notoriously hard to find.

Yeah, you might want to refine that one a bit.

Nice try though

Maybe Nonseq looks like a cross between Joseph Merrick and Quasimodo, so it is true.....for HIM.

[nonsequitur]

kowalski655 said:

smn159 said:

nonsequitur said:

That is the recently discovered Fanny Orchid. But it notoriously hard to find.

Yeah, you might want to refine that one a bit.

Nice try though

Maybe Nonseq looks like a cross between Joseph Merrick and Quasimodo, so it is true.....for HIM.

That is the elephant in the room.

[irocfan]

[Hugh Jarse]

smn159 said:

Yeah, you might want to refine that one a bit.

Nice try though

i lolled

[captain_cynic]

Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis

[kdri155]

[rolando]

[TCS1]

rolando said:

‘Macon’ is a real thing... chicken sausages, turkey rashers - the list of pork substitutes is pretty long.

[RicksAlfas]

[r159]

RicksAlfas said:

The painful truth.

[Jader1973]

I was out with the dog earlier and wandered past a house that is having some work done. The company name on the concreter’s truck was “CONTIPRIME”.

Someone had removed a section from the top of the O.

[sutoka]

Got a fairly immature joke but I recited it to a mate when he had mouthful of ale and it ended up on the floor and out his nose.

Two women on the checkout at Tesco.
One lady says to the other, I can tell all the married men from the single fellas.
How can you do that? asks the other
"Watch this" she says as a guy walks up to the checkout.
He puts down one mushroom, a tomato, a tin of beans and a banana.
Single fella, aren't you? says the lady
How'd you know that ask the guy?
Cause your a right ugly

[irocfan]