A bit council (Vol 3)

[Dan_1981]

She's wearing stockings for the photo?!

[InitialDave]

Hey, my old man once gave me some free samples of toothpaste he got. Turned out it was for dogs. And beef flavour.

Being given them at a veterinary conference should have clued him in...

[gus607]

Jordan210 said:

Sorry its a lad bible post but still


http://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-schoolgirl-has-bee...


"When I looked at the box I couldn't believe it. I have a degree in English literature and creative writing but still couldn't read a calendar and it had taken me 11 days to realise"

Creative writing = Mickey Mouse degree = Council. !

[V8mate]

InitialDave said:

Hey, my old man once gave me some free samples of toothpaste he got. Turned out it was for dogs. And beef flavour.

Being given them at a veterinary conference should have clued him in...

I was once given some yoghurt drink at Liverpool Street station by a promo person.

Gave it to my son when I got home.

Apparently fabric conditioner isn't that tasty

[The Dangerous Elk]

gus607 said:

Creative writing = Mickey Mouse degree = Council. !

Dissertation: "What I did on my holidays"

[Whistle]

We might have already had this one?

That annoying council sun bingo advert “Are You Going To Bingo” sung by a big fat council munter.

[Don1]

Whistle said:

We might have already had this one?

That annoying council sun bingo advert “Are You Going To Bingo” sung by a big fat council munter.

Fixed that for you. I'll grant you the second word is superfluous...

(Oh no it's not, it's "bingo"!)

[technodup]

Jordan210 said:

Sorry its a lad bible post but still


http://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-schoolgirl-has-bee...


"When I looked at the box I couldn't believe it. I have a degree in English literature and creative writing but still couldn't read a calendar and it had taken me 11 days to realise"

She's doing the 'you just spunked in my hair' variation on the traditional compo face.

And I like it.

[RemyMartin81D]

Adenauer said:

alorotom said:

Adenauer said:

Two weeks today and I'll be surrounded by 'fine dining' in Naples FL.

Well, actually I'll be in Denny's eating a Lumberjack Slam, in Naples FL.

Good choice... I do like the eggs in a basket too

Then on to Miami and then Key West.

I can see the majority of contributors to this thread shaking their heads at my utter councilness of even mentioning it.

Moons over my hammy?

[V8mate]

technodup said:

Jordan210 said:

Sorry its a lad bible post but still


http://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-schoolgirl-has-bee...


"When I looked at the box I couldn't believe it. I have a degree in English literature and creative writing but still couldn't read a calendar and it had taken me 11 days to realise"

She's doing the 'you just spunked in my hair' variation on the traditional compo face.

And I like it.

That's a rather liberal approach you're taking there, but hey... you're amongst friends. I guess.

[Jim the Sunderer]

Neck tattoos on that "baby daddy".

Irredeemably council.

[james-witton]

Brown sauce. Council or not? My wife thinks so.

[technodup]

V8mate said:

That's a rather liberal approach you're taking there, but hey... you're amongst friends. I guess.

That's a bit liberal even for me. For clarity I meant the filthy looking chav milf (with a degree in English lit).

[NoVetec]

james-witton said:

Brown sauce. Council or not? My wife thinks so.

HP can't be council, surely? Bit of history behind it and not as sweet as Daddie's nor AFAIK can you buy a 4 litre jug of it unlike Daddie's.

[alorotom]

NoVetec said:

james-witton said:

Brown sauce. Council or not? My wife thinks so.

HP can't be council, surely? Bit of history behind it and not as sweet as Daddie's nor AFAIK can you buy a 4 litre jug of it unlike Daddie's.

Brown is council AF ... oh and for reference :

[NoVetec]

fk.

[Whistle]

I know we may have had this before but when my mate was at Middlesbrough uni i would drive over for the weekend. The places we went weren’t far off this video.

Oh god I loved it.

https://youtu.be/y9UFloTHpWs

[DJFish]

V8mate said:

InitialDave said:

Hey, my old man once gave me some free samples of toothpaste he got. Turned out it was for dogs. And beef flavour.

Being given them at a veterinary conference should have clued him in...

I was once given some yoghurt drink at Liverpool Street station by a promo person.

Gave it to my son when I got home.

Apparently fabric conditioner isn't that tasty

I once mistook a travel sized tube of toothpaste with anti fungal foot cream, it didn’t taste great but at least my teeth were fungus free.....

[nikaiyo2]

V8mate said:

InitialDave said:

Hey, my old man once gave me some free samples of toothpaste he got. Turned out it was for dogs. And beef flavour.

Being given them at a veterinary conference should have clued him in...

I was once given some yoghurt drink at Liverpool Street station by a promo person.

Gave it to my son when I got home.

Apparently fabric conditioner isn't that tasty

Years ago I bought some Dodo Juice (car wax) tester pots. I left them in my mums kitchen, she was very impressed with my new lip balm???

Lol car wax not lip balm.

[Truckosaurus]

james-witton said:

Brown sauce. Council or not? My wife thinks so.

Red sauce is for plebs.