Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol 24)
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I've just popped into the shop to book a haircut for later on today. My usual girl was behind the counter this morning doing all the computery booking in, with a newbie colleague by her side. Although she does know my first name, she apologetically asked for my surname to access my details and I gave her some mock disappointment at not being remembered, to which she replied:
"I'm sorry, but I see so many men"
Time stood still for a while before much raucous laughter erupted from all three of us along with the two girls already snipping away at their respective mirrors. I wonder what my chances are of escaping there without an Ali-esq shaved head this afternoon.
"I'm sorry, but I see so many men"
Time stood still for a while before much raucous laughter erupted from all three of us along with the two girls already snipping away at their respective mirrors. I wonder what my chances are of escaping there without an Ali-esq shaved head this afternoon.
Impasse said:
...she apologetically asked for my surname...
I have endless trouble communicating my surname."Can I take your surname?"
"Cutler."
"Butler?"
"Cutler."
"Cutter?"
"Cutler."
"Culter?"
"Cutttttt-ler."
"Gutter?"
"Cutler. As in "knife and fork."
And, sure enough, there I was, written down: Mr Cutlery.
I say it and spell it now.
My dad told me about a foreman at Vickers when he was an apprentice who added a Y to men's surnames to make a nickname; Smithy, Jonesy and so on. He didn't do it to my dad.
DickyC said:
I have endless trouble communicating my surname.
Is that like the dried up fish bits that pet parrots like to gnaw? Anyway, earlier I booked a table for two at a place a short distance from here for tomorrow night. The chappy gave a choice of a few tables and once happy with my selection, I gave my surname for him to write in the book. "Oh, are you related to Julia?"
Through gritted teeth, I confirmed she's my older sister.
Impasse said:
Is that like the dried up fish bits that pet parrots like to gnaw?
Anyway, earlier I booked a table for two at a place a short distance from here for tomorrow night. The chappy gave a choice of a few tables and once happy with my selection, I gave my surname for him to write in the book. "Oh, are you related to Julia?"
Through gritted teeth, I confirmed she's my older sister.
Did you mention that impassing? Anyway, earlier I booked a table for two at a place a short distance from here for tomorrow night. The chappy gave a choice of a few tables and once happy with my selection, I gave my surname for him to write in the book. "Oh, are you related to Julia?"
Through gritted teeth, I confirmed she's my older sister.
<leaves, closes door and strides off into the chilly dutch evening>
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