Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

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P5BNij

15,875 posts

108 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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V6 Pushfit said:
Is one of them a dead mans handle?
Not any more, if fell off!

P5BNij

15,875 posts

108 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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slopes said:
P5BNij said:
slopes said:
P5BNij said:
He somehow passed the signal at danger despite slowing down to stop at it then ran through a set of motorised points which were set against him, the mind certainly boggles at that. Don't wish to tar everyone 'non railway' with the same brush, but he was 'off the street' so to speak and once he'd passed out showed a distinct attitude to authority, the feeling amongst the rest of us being he only wanted the job for the money and couldn't hack the responsibility of what it actually entailed. Normally, applicants like that are weeded out at the interview stages but he must have slipped though somehow. Have to laugh though, a few years ago one candidate turned up for the first interview reeking of whiskey, I kid you not...!
How the fut did he do that?? Surely if you're watching the line ahead, you'd see the points set against you. Beggars belief.
My sister in laws husband drives for Northern Rail and i know from talking to him it's a job that requires a lot attention to detail and concentration. I once applied for a job as a trainee driver but didn't get past the interview so decided not to try again.
Took his eye off the ball or just wasn't concentrating enough in the first place. You'd be surprised how many applicants get through all of the training only to find that for some reason they can't hack being in the cab on their own for long periods of time, having to concentrate for hours at a time.

When people ask me what I do for a living I just tell them ''I hold a couple of knobs in my hand and stare out of the window a lot...''.
See that's what appeals to me, sat in a cab all day, nobody going off at you because you didn't answer their call the second the phone rang, sounds like cloud9 to me
Oh I love it, swanning along at 60mph watching the countryside gliding by, flitting from A to B and back again, tea and biccies whenever I feel like it. Nowhere to pee though, they don't put urinals on locos anymore. I'm lucky in that I don't work the same route everyday like some do, my route card is quite expansive, lots of stuff to learn and retain in the old grey cells but no two weeks are the same....

Worcester...


Worcester...


Oxford...


Crewe...


Melton Mowbray, a pork pie or two may have been damaged during the taking of this pictograph...


Cliffe Hill Quarry, Leicestershire...


One of the nicest things is seeing the changing of the seasons, the views from the cab are nothing like they are from a car wink

Bobberoo99

39,134 posts

100 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Nothing ventured, nothing gained! yes

glenrobbo

35,545 posts

152 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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fatboy18 said:
What's all this General Election stuff? It seems to be forming some kind of Patton, Its all a bit Hauge at the moment and over the top! Stormin Norman would probably agree I suggest we Mountbatten down the Hatches and hold on. I have not seen yet any General Candidates but being as this is a Motoring Website I will be Voting "General Lee" ....Grant-ed some may disagree with this position but Im taking a Leap of Faith.

Edited by fatboy18 on Monday 9th December 09:28
shout General Alert! Sound General Quarters!

General Hannibal is on the march with his elephants! yikes
We don't want an elephant in the room.

Send for g3org3y and Haggis, and anyone else you can recruit from General Practice.
Mobilise General Motors!
Together we can vanquish General Confusion...


Oh.
Maybe not.


On Thursday, I'll be voting as follows:

Conswervative. . . . . . . . . [. ]
Dib Lem. . . . . . . . . . . . . [. ]
Labia. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [. ]
Cabbage & Sprouts. . . . . . . [. ]
None of the Above. . . . . . [X]

Bobberoo99

39,134 posts

100 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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I really like the idea of "None of the above!" I reckon there'd be a landslide majority for that!!!!

magooagain

10,147 posts

172 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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DickyC said:
Could someone protect the Triv-O-Meter by setting it to Potential Overload Level? Thanks.

Last year the council said if residents wanted to continue to have their garden waste collected in the green bins they would have to pay a £50 a year licence fee. Okay, I suppose so. Thin end of the wedge probably but, hey. Go on their website, pay £50, receive licence, stick it on bin. All good. This year, go to renew licence. Uh, oh. New IT. What was wrong with the old IT? I don't know. Anyway, new IT, new IT provider, new green bin licence web page. It asked for my postcode and gave me all the addresses in the road to choose from. I chose. It asked for my card details and I filled them all in and pressed Purchase. You Have Not Given Your House Number. There's a reason for that. My house doesn't have a number, just a name. Look. It's on the list you provided. We Cannot Accept Payment With Incomplete Data.

Sake.

I emailed the Council. Very nice email back. They know about the problem with the new software. It works with a zero.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, is how your correspondent came to be living at Number 0.
A composter is what you need Dicky. We are given a free one by our council and it works well.

Oh and they are green.

glenrobbo

35,545 posts

152 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Imposter! yikes
We'll have no imposters in here!

This is a Trivial Thread for Trivial People.
Imopsters are not welcome here! nono

Be gone! curse

Bobberoo99

39,134 posts

100 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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P5BNij said:
V6 Pushfit said:
Is one of them a dead mans handle?
Not any more, if fell off! it came off my hand!!! cry
FTFY yes

P5BNij

15,875 posts

108 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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It was like that when I found it, honest.... whistle

ION, my mate is still trying to persuade me to purchase this P5B Coupe despite the top whack asking price, it's a car I used to see regularly on the way to school in the '70s and our next door neighbour worked at the dealership where it was first sold..... cloud9

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1119917

Can't sit around here all day, apparently the bedroom needs finishing by Christmas... harrruuuummmpphhh!



Bobberoo99

39,134 posts

100 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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WOW!!! Now that is world class Hhhaaaarrrruuummmmmmppppppfffffing!!!! bow

anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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P5BNij said:
It was like that when I found it, honest.... whistle

ION, my mate is still trying to persuade me to purchase this P5B Coupe despite the top whack asking price, it's a car I used to see regularly on the way to school in the '70s and our next door neighbour worked at the dealership where it was first sold..... cloud9

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1119917

Can't sit around here all day, apparently the bedroom needs finishing by Christmas... harrruuuummmpphhh!
Very nice car that. Auto too for leisurely cruising.

Great Train Robbery getaway too I believe along with Jag MK2's and an E Type or did I dream that?

GOG440

9,247 posts

192 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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P5BNij said:
It was like that when I found it, honest.... whistle

ION, my mate is still trying to persuade me to purchase this P5B Coupe despite the top whack asking price, it's a car I used to see regularly on the way to school in the '70s and our next door neighbour worked at the dealership where it was first sold..... cloud9

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1119917

Can't sit around here all day, apparently the bedroom needs finishing by Christmas... harrruuuummmpphhh!
That is a lot of money but Its a lovely looking p5. Its one of those, if you can afford it and want it then why not? should keep ts value pretty well too

magooagain

10,147 posts

172 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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P5BNij said:
It was like that when I found it, honest.... whistle

ION, my mate is still trying to persuade me to purchase this P5B Coupe despite the top whack asking price, it's a car I used to see regularly on the way to school in the '70s and our next door neighbour worked at the dealership where it was first sold..... cloud9

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1119917

Can't sit around here all day, apparently the bedroom needs finishing by Christmas... harrruuuummmpphhh!
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That is really nice. So much room inside. Would make a fantastic daily car.

Bobberoo99

39,134 posts

100 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Finally got around to looking at that stunning P5B, oooffff, what a lovely looking car!!!!

Right then I'm off for a kip!!!

P5BNij

15,875 posts

108 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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V6 Pushfit said:
P5BNij said:
It was like that when I found it, honest.... whistle

ION, my mate is still trying to persuade me to purchase this P5B Coupe despite the top whack asking price, it's a car I used to see regularly on the way to school in the '70s and our next door neighbour worked at the dealership where it was first sold..... cloud9

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1119917

Can't sit around here all day, apparently the bedroom needs finishing by Christmas... harrruuuummmpphhh!
Very nice car that. Auto too for leisurely cruising.

Great Train Robbery getaway too I believe along with Jag MK2's and an E Type or did I dream that?
I think you might be thinking of the 1967 film 'Robbery' Pushfit, in the robbery sequence they used a Mk2 Jag and one of the blaggers drove a yellow E-Type in an earlier scene where they meet at Heathrow Airport. The real train robbers didn't use a P5 (and the P5B wasn't launched until September '67 anyway), they had originally planned to use a fleet of Mk2 Jags bought thought better of it, instead they used two 88'' Landrovers (with identical reg' numbers, strangely) and an ex-Army truck, the truck and one of the Landies are still about. Bruce Reynolds used his brand new Mk1 Lotus Cortina when he recce'd the location, a few years ago it was auctioned and fetched about £100k...









Edited by P5BNij on Monday 9th December 15:43


Edited by P5BNij on Monday 9th December 15:43

DickyC

Original Poster:

50,098 posts

200 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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TRIVIAL NEWS FROM No.0

We've just turned on the Christmas lights.

glenrobbo

35,545 posts

152 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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DickyC said:
TRIVIAL NEWS FROM No.0

We've just turned on the Christmas lights.
Bugger!
I missed the switch on! frown

Who was the celebrity that pulled the lever, Dicky?
I know you don't skimp on these momentous occasions! cloud9

DickyC

Original Poster:

50,098 posts

200 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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glenrobbo said:
Bugger!
I missed the switch on! frown

Who was the celebrity that pulled the lever, Dicky?
I know you don't skimp on these momentous occasions! cloud9
The Trivton Gazette were here to record the event. Mrs Brassington threw the switch, Battert threw the tantrum and one of the Greenfield girls threw the brick at the orangery.

And all was well with the world.

Merry Christmas.

fatboy18

18,982 posts

213 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Who threw the Switch? Shocking!

glenrobbo

35,545 posts

152 months

Monday 9th December 2019
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Mrs Brassington?

I thought you may have had Miss Trivington 1970 doing the honours.
I know she still holds a torch for you. wink

Edited by glenrobbo on Monday 9th December 17:46

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