Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 32)

[DickyC]

I did have Miss Trivington 1970 but we agreed that wasn't going to be made public.

[DickyC]

fatboy18 said:

Who threw the Switch? Shocking!

It landed not far from the Greenfield brick and contributed towards Battert's tantrum.

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

Mrs Brassington?

I thought you may have had Miss Trivington 1970 doing the honours.
I know she still holds a torch for you.

Edited by glenrobbo on Monday 9th December 17:46

And her dad still holds a shotgun for him!!!

I'm back!!! A successful kip of 1.25 hrs!!! Or 1 1/4 hrs for those of us still resisting decimalisation!!!

[slopes]

Had a cough since Sunday last week which became a raging sore throat

Had to have two days off

Now the sore throat is back and i have conjunctivitus


There are days when i hate being me and having a severely compromised immune system

[glenrobbo]

slopes said:

Had a cough since Sunday last week which became a raging sore throat

Had to have two days off

Now the sore throat is back and i have conjunctivitus


There are days when i hate being me and having a severely compromised immune system

You're just trying to put ApO off the idea of giving you that hug, aren't you, slopes?

[slopes]

glenrobbo said:

slopes said:

Had a cough since Sunday last week which became a raging sore throat

Had to have two days off

Now the sore throat is back and i have conjunctivitus


There are days when i hate being me and having a severely compromised immune system

You're just trying to put ApO off the idea of giving you that hug, aren't you, slopes?

of course ya daft bugger not at all, but if he wants to take the plague off me he's most welcome to come and give me hug. There's still fk all money in my wallet though

[Bobberoo99]

I fear you may be right glenrobbo, maybe I should step in and give slopes one of my patented "bare hugs"!!
Honestly slopes, once you get past the embarrassing bulge, the heavy breathing, profuse sweating and large amounts of body hair you'll (possibly) relax and start to enjoy it, if not I'm sure we still have some of that Ketamine kicking about!!!

[slopes]

Bobberoo99 said:

I fear you may be right glenrobbo, maybe I should step in and give slopes one of my patented "bare hugs"!!
Honestly slopes, once you get past the embarrassing bulge, the heavy breathing, profuse sweating and large amounts of body hair you'll (possibly) relax and start to enjoy it, if not I'm sure we still have some of that Ketamine kicking about!!!

Oi!!!!
You leave out my bulge, profuse sewating, heavy breathing and body hair Bobbers i'm full of cold so the sweating and heavy breathing come as standard, the body hair is because i could quite possibly not most definitely could be the missing link. As for the bulge, well you'd have to speak to Lady Slopes about it

Anyway, stop pointing out my embarrassing bits ya silly bugger

[Bomma 220]

Ketamine? Cupboard under the sink in the hangar.

It'll only offer temporary relief from crush injury / cracked ribs mind.

September that was. Still bloody hurts, especially when I cough

[slopes]

Bomma 220 said:

Ketamine? Cupboard under the sink in the hangar.

It'll only offer temporary relief from crush injury / cracked ribs mind.

September that was. Still bloody hurts, especially when I cough

Busted ribs do smart a touch don't they?

Mind you, i once tore an abdominal muscle...fk me... that really hurt!
For 6 months, breathing too hard would re tear it and coughing and sneezing were murder

[Bomma 220]

slopes said:

Bomma 220 said:

Ketamine? Cupboard under the sink in the hangar.

It'll only offer temporary relief from crush injury / cracked ribs mind.

September that was. Still bloody hurts, especially when I cough

Busted ribs do smart a touch don't they?

Mind you, i once tore an abdominal muscle...fk me... that really hurt!
For 6 months, breathing too hard would re tear it and coughing and sneezing were murder

Gleadle was astonished. "Futtin Hellfire Bomma, did your parachute not open?"

"No, Bobbers hugged me"

"Oh fut"

[slopes]

Bomma 220 said:

slopes said:

Bomma 220 said:

Ketamine? Cupboard under the sink in the hangar.

It'll only offer temporary relief from crush injury / cracked ribs mind.

September that was. Still bloody hurts, especially when I cough

Busted ribs do smart a touch don't they?

Mind you, i once tore an abdominal muscle...fk me... that really hurt!
For 6 months, breathing too hard would re tear it and coughing and sneezing were murder

Gleadle was astonished. "Futtin Hellfire Bomma, did your parachute not open?"

"No, Bobbers hugged me"

"Oh fut"

Fortunately it's not likely to happen to me, i'll see him coming from a long way off

[glenrobbo]

Well I rather enjoyed it.

But then I am quite pliable.

[slopes]

glenrobbo said:

Well I rather enjoyed it.

But then I am quite ancient.

FTFY

[Bobberoo99]

slopes said:

glenrobbo said:

Well I rather enjoyed it.

But then I am quite ancient.

FTFY

And anyway slopes, you won't see me coming, they never do..........















Cccooooooeeeeeee

[Scrump]

My travels take me East tomorrow.
A day in Basingstoke is scheduled

[slopes]

Bobberoo99 said:

slopes said:

glenrobbo said:

Well I rather enjoyed it.

But then I am quite ancient.

FTFY

And anyway slopes, you won't see me coming, they never do..........















Cccooooooeeeeeee

So that's one suppressed rifle with scope, bipod, gilly suit and darts with extra strength ketamine tipped ends. Hunting a big animal are you sir?

Nope, a Bobbers

Ahhhh, self defense then, wise decision sir.

[Bobberoo99]

slopes said:

So that's one suppressed rifle with scope, bipod, gilly suit and darts with extra strength ketamine tipped ends. Hunting a big animal are you sir?

Nope, a Bobbers

Ahhhh, self defense then, wise decision sir.

I hate it when my reputation precedes me!!!
And that bugger sold me my skintight, midnight black, with inbuilt nipple clamps and cod piece, ninja suit for creeping up on unsuspecting "Bare hug" targets!!!!

[slopes]

Bobberoo99 said:

slopes said:

So that's one suppressed rifle with scope, bipod, gilly suit and darts with extra strength ketamine tipped ends. Hunting a big animal are you sir?

Nope, a Bobbers

Ahhhh, self defense then, wise decision sir.

I hate it when my reputation precedes me!!!
And that bugger sold me my skintight, midnight black, with inbuilt nipple clamps and cod piece, ninja suit for creeping up on unsuspecting "Bare hug" targets!!!!

Bobbers, i've been around for quite some time and considering i am probably THE expert on inflaming 99 out of 100 situations, how do you think i've survived this long? You'd have to be able to molest a fly on a kitchen table without it sensing you approaching before you could sneak up on me.

It's been tried many a time, only one person managed it and that's the end of that story.

[glenrobbo]

slopes said:

glenrobbo said:

Well I rather enjoyed it.

But then I am quite ancient.

FTFY

I'm justified and ancient
and I drive a nice cream van... :music'

We're all bound for moo-moo land. :