Facebook fails Vol. 2

[fathomfive]

DMN said:

So a hooker then.

I doubt she could spell rugby, let alone play the game.

[HTP99]

That CV is funny, however it is also quite sad that there are people out there like that.

[mgtony]

5potTurbo said:

Aside from the MANY errors in that content, "laptop dancer"?!

Sound kinky what with massarge skills and whipping person skills.

[RobbieKB]

I've laughed as I read it but I don't feel good about that anymore. At least she's trying to get work!

[Bluedot]

HTP99 said:

That CV is funny, however it is also quite sad that there are people out there like that.

I agree, at least she's getting herself out there to get a job.
CV does need a bit of work though

[carreauchompeur]

That cover letter is the best bit. To be fair though, as others have said, she's out there looking, just needs a little bit of assistance!

[Electronicpants]

[AB]

austinsmirk said:

You mean stolen a bath robe. No one packs them by accident.

Is accidentally stealing a thing?

[Einion Yrth]

AB said:

austinsmirk said:

You mean stolen a bath robe. No one packs them by accident.

Is accidentally stealing a thing?

No, theft require the intent to deprive the owner of something permanently; that is not an intent you can have accidentally.

[Noodle1982]

This clip popped up on my newsfeed earlier. Work shy couple would like the government to pay for their wedding

https://www.facebook.com/mark.dorricott.14/videos/...

[Bree]

Noodle1982 said:

This clip popped up on my newsfeed earlier. Work shy couple would like the government to pay for their wedding

https://www.facebook.com/mark.dorricott.14/videos/...

In some households, the dog has the highest IQ by a clear margin, and the greatest chance of getting a job.

[Gargamel]

Bree said:

In some households, the dog has the highest IQ by a clear margin, and the greatest chance of getting a job.

Can't work due to back problems caused by her weight ?

Hmm - I think I can see a solution here

[Some Gump]

Gargamel said:

Can't work due to back problems caused by her weight ?

Hmm - I think I can see a solution here

Gastric band, right?

[Teppic]

Some Gump said:

Gargamel said:

Can't work due to back problems caused by her weight ?

Hmm - I think I can see a solution here

Gastric band, right?

Fewer pies would be a simpler and cheaper option.

[baldy1926]

Thats over a year old i wonder if she had her dream wedding?

[Sheets Tabuer]

Not a fail as much as a scummy news outlet exploiting two individuals who quite clearly have a low IQ.

[Type R Tom]

When I saw the presenters I knew it was the south east, followed by Gillingham in the sign off!

[Some Gump]

Teppic said:

Fewer pies would be a simpler and cheaper option.

Are you trying to imply it's her fault? She was quite clear, it wis not her fault. That's why other people should foot the bill. Only fair.

[Moonhawk]

carreauchompeur said:

That cover letter is the best bit. To be fair though, as others have said, she's out there looking, just needs a little bit of assistance!

Most of what she has written could be presented better as:

Catering assistant
Customer 'services'
Sales assistant
Domestic technician

[Noodle1982]

What started out as a 'win' quickly turned into a 'fail' at the cost of his license. No doubt it's a brilliant bit of car control but why oh why put it on social media!

https://www.facebook.com/BBCWalesNews/videos/10272...