Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

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[QuickQuack]

I have a large extended family across continents and we have a "cousins" WhatsApp thread for all of us around the same sort of age. It's a relatively large group. I was a bit bored so sent a message saying "Happy Birthday X!" on the thread to one my closest cousins even though it's not her birthday.

There's now a bit of a stampede of happy birthday messages and nobody seems to be taking any notice of her "IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!" screaming messages.

Best one so far also says "...I had your birthday down wrong in my diary as [correct date] but I've updated it now!" She will kill me when she sees me no matter how long lockdown lasts.

[louiebaby]

QuickQuack said:

I have a large extended family across continents and we have a "cousins" WhatsApp thread for all of us around the same sort of age. It's a relatively large group. I was a bit bored so sent a message saying "Happy Birthday X!" on the thread to one my closest cousins even though it's not her birthday.

There's now a bit of a stampede of happy birthday messages and nobody seems to be taking any notice of her "IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!" screaming messages.

Best one so far also says "...I had your birthday down wrong in my diary as [correct date] but I've updated it now!" She will kill me when she sees me no matter how long lockdown lasts.

[Gretchen]

[Exige77]

[eldar]

Great film.

[nonsequitur]

eldar said:

Great film.

Mystery Hour. How did Andy reattach the poster of Raquel Welch onto the wall when he was inside the tunnel?

[ApOrbital]

It's easy when you know how

[Baron Greenback]

Gravity and hoping the air pressure difference is in the right direction and not too much, my guess.

[boyse7en]

nonsequitur said:

eldar said:

Great film.

Mystery Hour. How did Andy reattach the poster of Raquel Welch onto the wall when he was inside the tunnel?

Blu Tac

[nonsequitur]

boyse7en said:

nonsequitur said:

eldar said:

Great film.

Mystery Hour. How did Andy reattach the poster of Raquel Welch onto the wall when he was inside the tunnel?

Blu Tac

Supplied by Red, I suppose.

[nicanary]

nonsequitur said:

boyse7en said:

nonsequitur said:

eldar said:

Great film.

Mystery Hour. How did Andy reattach the poster of Raquel Welch onto the wall when he was inside the tunnel?

Blu Tac

Supplied by Red, I suppose.

He was known to locate certain items from time to time.

[LordGrover]

[eldar]

nonsequitur said:

eldar said:

Great film.

Mystery Hour. How did Andy reattach the poster of Raquel Welch onto the wall when he was inside the tunnel?

He didn't.

[Killer2005]

eldar said:

nonsequitur said:

eldar said:

Great film.

Mystery Hour. How did Andy reattach the poster of Raquel Welch onto the wall when he was inside the tunnel?

He didn't.

This. He attached it to the wall at the top of the poster then simply lifted up from the other end and into the hole.

[Speed 3]

nicanary said:

nonsequitur said:

boyse7en said:

nonsequitur said:

eldar said:

Great film.

Mystery Hour. How did Andy reattach the poster of Raquel Welch onto the wall when he was inside the tunnel?

Blu Tac

Supplied by Red, I suppose.

He was known to locate certain items from time to time.

Must have also been a time traveller, only invented in 1969

[anonymous-user]

Chewing gum?

[njw1]

Exige77 said:

Having owned several old Fords including a few Transits AND four BMW e39's I can confirm that I know the feeling all too well....

[nonsequitur]

Killer2005 said:

eldar said:

nonsequitur said:

eldar said:

Great film.

Mystery Hour. How did Andy reattach the poster of Raquel Welch onto the wall when he was inside the tunnel?

He didn't.

This. He attached it to the wall at the top of the poster then simply lifted up from the other end and into the hole.

And attaching it at the bottom when in and facing well away from the hole?