Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[ChemicalChaos]

"I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife has been run over by a truck"
"I know, but she does have a good personality"

[B'stard Child]

ChemicalChaos said:

"I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife has been run over by a truck"
"I know, but she does have a good personality"

[rayny]

Laurel Green said:

Tony 1234 said:

Vipers said:

“She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.”

Have another

And another
Good to see you on top form Vipers

[Doofus]

ChemicalChaos said:

"I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife has been run over by a truck"
"I know, but she does have a good personality"

[Vipers]

rayny said:

Laurel Green said:

Tony 1234 said:

Vipers said:

“She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.”

Have another

And another
Good to see you on top form Vipers

I try my best, and tks Doofus, love your comments.

[Doofus]

Vipers said:

I try my best, and tks Doofus, love your comments.

We're all in this together!

[davhill]

threespires said:

It's in Nambia

Namibia or The Gambia? Focus man.(I call trumps).

[kowalski655]

He was actually talking about Egypt

[PoleDriver]

More like Narnia!

[kowalski655]

Does that mean the President is in the closet?

[Vipers]

Doofus said:

Vipers said:

I try my best, and tks Doofus, love your comments.

We're all in this together!

Indeed we are, without this thread it would be a dull day.

[glenrobbo]

kowalski655 said:

He was actually talking about Egypt

No, that's Nubia.

You know, where fresh people come to post...

[glenrobbo]

Vipers said:

Doofus said:

Vipers said:

I try my best, and tks Doofus, love your comments.

We're all in this together!

Indeed we are, without this thread it would be a dull day.

Please get a room, you two!

[MartG]

glenrobbo said:

kowalski655 said:

He was actually talking about Egypt

No, that's Nubia.

You know, where fresh people come to post...

I thought it was Nubilia, where all the Nubiles come from

[MartG]

[Funkycoldribena]

As I handed my nan her 80th birthday card,she replied that one would've been enough.

[PoleDriver]

My daughter commented,
" I hope you're going to shave off that stupid moustache before we go on holiday? It's embarrassing."
I was stunned. It was the bravest thing I've ever heard anyone say to the wife!

[MartG]

[silverfoxcc]

I've just applied for a job.
Working for Pilkington's at St. Helens, polishing mirrors.
I can see myself doing that.

[Funkycoldribena]

I Married Way Too Young.



We met in Shanghai.