Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2

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Ultra Sound Guy

28,668 posts

196 months

Thursday 7th July 2022
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andburg said:
john_1983 said:
You lot are hilarious, thinking Yorkshire is the north hehe
It is the North of England - civilisation stops at the Thames, beyond that be beasties
FTFY

Jules Sunley

3,933 posts

95 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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handpaper said:
Jules Sunley said:
Yep, I think we have all experienced this. It's how they shop too.

If I go shopping (rare, isn't that what the Internet is for) and find what I want in the first shop I buy it and come straight home. Women, find what want in first shop, yes but may be something better somewhere else even though first shop one is perfect. Tour around more shops, with an obligatory coffee stop, then go back to first shop and buy first item 4 hours later with half a day wasted.
Gatherer behaviour:

Go round every food source, look at all of them, then retrace steps selecting the best/ripest/about to become overripe.

Hunter behaviour:

Kill first acceptable meat source, return.
Brilliant. Defo a hunter

Gad-Westy

14,683 posts

215 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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vaud said:
Gad-Westy said:
And it has to be said that Hadrian's wall is well south of the england/scotland border anyway.
All of 13 miles in places..
13 must be the closest point. On the east coast it must be 60 miles at least.

Stuart70

3,945 posts

185 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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Ultra Sound Guy said:
andburg said:
john_1983 said:
You lot are hilarious, thinking Yorkshire is the north hehe
It is the North of England - civilisation stops at the Thames, beyond that be beasties
FTFY
Yeah, because Croydon is the cradle of almost all civilisation.

Hmmm Chester, York, Edinburgh, Perth; or Croydon

smilesmilesmile

CanAm

9,360 posts

274 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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anonymous said:
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This could be Jeremy Corbyn's big chance!

gazza285

9,852 posts

210 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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anonymous said:
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Well, sort of yes. It's up to the present monarch to decide who is PM, and in theory she could name anyone, they don't have to be an MP.

PositronicRay

27,134 posts

185 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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gazza285 said:
anonymous said:
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Well, sort of yes. It's up to the present monarch to decide who is PM, and in theory she could name anyone, they don't have to be an MP.
It's a good question too, you don't need to be an MP to be leader of a political party either.

blueg33

36,416 posts

226 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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I bought a spotting scope and tripod so we could look at ships etc going past our place

I set it up on the tripod and pointed it at a ship in the bay.

A couple of hours later, I asked my wife if she had tried it.

Yes she said, but I couldn’t see anything, I don’t think it’s very good

I asked her if she had removed the lens cap

The reply

“No, I didn’t have the time “




Doofus

26,286 posts

175 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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PositronicRay said:
gazza285 said:
anonymous said:
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Well, sort of yes. It's up to the present monarch to decide who is PM, and in theory she could name anyone, they don't have to be an MP.
It's a good question too, you don't need to be an MP to be leader of a political party either.
You do need to be an MP to be leader of a Parliamentary politicial party though.

vaud

50,841 posts

157 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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Doofus said:
You do need to be an MP to be leader of a Parliamentary politicial party though.
It depends on the party constitution. You certainly do to be a Conservative PM. I don't know about the other parties.

tribbles

3,985 posts

224 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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vaud said:
Doofus said:
You do need to be an MP to be leader of a Parliamentary politicial party though.
It depends on the party constitution. You certainly do to be a Conservative PM. I don't know about the other parties.
I think it's the same for the lib dems. I have a recollection that thei leader lost in an election, and they couldn't continue. I think that time they only had 8 MPs, so not much choice...

Skyedriver

18,031 posts

284 months

Saturday 9th July 2022
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PositronicRay said:
It's a good question too, you don't need to be an MP to be leader of a political party either.
If only.

There are so many people, intelligent, literate, financially and electorate aware that I would rather see as PM than any of the current offerings from ANY of the political parties all of whom appear to be looking to climb the greasy pole to benefit their own ego rather than the people whom they are supposed to represent.

CanAm

9,360 posts

274 months

Saturday 9th July 2022
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Skyedriver said:
If only.

There are so many people, intelligent, literate, financially and electorate aware that I would rather see as PM than any of the current offerings from ANY of the political parties all of whom appear to be looking to climb the greasy pole to benefit their own ego rather than the people whom they are supposed to represent.
I’m right with you on that one Tony.
As Billy Connolly said, “No person who wants to be a politician should be allowed to be one.”

Eyersey1234

2,907 posts

81 months

Saturday 9th July 2022
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Skyedriver said:
If only.

There are so many people, intelligent, literate, financially and electorate aware that I would rather see as PM than any of the current offerings from ANY of the political parties all of whom appear to be looking to climb the greasy pole to benefit their own ego rather than the people whom they are supposed to represent.
I also agree

StescoG66

2,141 posts

145 months

Saturday 9th July 2022
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CanAm said:
I’m right with you on that one Tony.
As Billy Connolly said, “No person who wants to be a politician should be allowed to be one.”
I would go a step further.

Anybody who wants to be a politician should automatically be prevented from becoming one.

Wise man Billy. He also said don’t vote. It only encourages the bds.

tribbles

3,985 posts

224 months

Saturday 9th July 2022
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CanAm said:
I’m right with you on that one Tony.
As Billy Connolly said, “No person who wants to be a politician should be allowed to be one.”
Douglas Adams in The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy radio series, episode 12 may predate that, but not sure.

PositronicRay

27,134 posts

185 months

Saturday 9th July 2022
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tribbles said:
CanAm said:
I’m right with you on that one Tony.
As Billy Connolly said, “No person who wants to be a politician should be allowed to be one.”
Douglas Adams in The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy radio series, episode 12 may predate that, but not sure.
Major Major from catch 22 then?

CanAm

9,360 posts

274 months

Saturday 9th July 2022
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tribbles said:
CanAm said:
I’m right with you on that one Tony.
As Billy Connolly said, “No person who wants to be a politician should be allowed to be one.”
Douglas Adams in The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy radio series, episode 12 may predate that, but not sure.
I have all 5 parts of the book trilogy, but missed the radio series. frown

Caddyshack

11,017 posts

208 months

Saturday 9th July 2022
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blueg33 said:
I bought a spotting scope and tripod so we could look at ships etc going past our place

I set it up on the tripod and pointed it at a ship in the bay.

A couple of hours later, I asked my wife if she had tried it.

Yes she said, but I couldn’t see anything, I don’t think it’s very good

I asked her if she had removed the lens cap

The reply

“No, I didn’t have the time “
She should do a you tube review of all the top brands with the Lens cap left on to see if any of them are good like that.

havoc

30,279 posts

237 months

Saturday 9th July 2022
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PositronicRay said:
Major Major from catch 22 then?
If not earlier. The general premise "no one who seeks power should be allowed to have any" is probably Greek or Roman.


...and while we're on the authors theme, in one of Terry Prachett books they have the following exchange:-
“We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?”
“Why?”
“It saves time.”