A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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Saleen836

11,163 posts

211 months

Monday 31st December 2018
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cmvtec said:
mhurley said:
Haven't read all the postings here so someone might have already mentioned it but crowdfunding funerals is the new black
Council?
I've noticed this quite a bit recently. Seems to be people around my age (I'm 29) that pass suddenly and have left no provision. I see a lot of lads at work opting out of the company pension and savings scheme, as they want the money now. I've had life insurance in place, reallocation of my pension and am employer's death in service benefit set up since I was about 20. I can't imagine leaving a funeral cost for my family if anything happened to me suddenly. I would hate to think that my mother or brother would have to crowd fund a funeral.

On a different note, a few blokes from work have died in the last year or so and we always put in a healthy collection for the widow, but that is a totally different thing IMO.
Crowdfunding for anything seems to be the norm these days, not just to pay for funerals but it would seem any kind of insurance that most would think normal like life or house insurance they don't bother with as the couple hundred ££'s a year could be better spent elsewhere!

DRFC1879

3,446 posts

159 months

Monday 31st December 2018
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KFC replacing Sunday Dinner. I guess this must be a bit of a thing for the councilists.

I'd been to a local aircraft museum with my son yesterday and having ended up staying there longer than anticipated I thought we'd nip and get something quick & easy to eat rather than piss about going to the supermarket for ingredients then cook at home.

He wanted KFC (I know standard responses will range from "Food of the Gods" to "OMG you're a disgusting council slob if you've ever been inside one of those places") so I went to the nearest branch. We walked in the door to find the back of the queue inside the vestibule so promptly turned round and got back in the car. With it being the Xmas period I'd lost track of what day it actually was but I recalled driving past KFC a few weeks earlier on a Sunday to see a line of Vauxhalls queuing out of the retail park and onto the road for a drive-through. I guess they must alternate between KFC and Toby Carvery...

Alucidnation

16,810 posts

172 months

Monday 31st December 2018
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Why didn't you use the drive through?

Is it because you don't own a Vauxhall?

cmvtec

2,188 posts

83 months

Monday 31st December 2018
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That's actually true. Seen a fair few where families don't insure their homes/children's bikes/etc. Recently saw one where the house was burgled the day before Christmas Eve and a crowdfund was set up. That's what hone insurance is for - either way the kids wouldn't have much to open for Christmas, not wishing to sound like a cold hearted so and so.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

230 months

Monday 31st December 2018
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DRFC1879 said:
KFC replacing Sunday Dinner. I guess this must be a bit of a thing for the councilists.

I'd been to a local aircraft museum with my son yesterday and having ended up staying there longer than anticipated I thought we'd nip and get something quick & easy to eat rather than piss about going to the supermarket for ingredients then cook at home.

He wanted KFC (I know standard responses will range from "Food of the Gods" to "OMG you're a disgusting council slob if you've ever been inside one of those places") so I went to the nearest branch. We walked in the door to find the back of the queue inside the vestibule so promptly turned round and got back in the car. With it being the Xmas period I'd lost track of what day it actually was but I recalled driving past KFC a few weeks earlier on a Sunday to see a line of Vauxhalls queuing out of the retail park and onto the road for a drive-through. I guess they must alternate between KFC and Toby Carvery...
How can you complain about it when you were there too?

Why the Vauxhall comment? I see more bellends in German brand vehicles than Vuaxhalls nowadays.

Smiler.

11,752 posts

232 months

Monday 31st December 2018
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smileymikey said:
Grahamdub said:
g3org3y said:
Woman rode motorbike naked, got fingered in the street and punched a blind man

Headline sounds rock star. Truth is actually v council.
Oh Mrs Claus laugh
She was getting her own back on her husband because he was always working over in the Christmas holidays
No Poking in Woking.

Henners

12,231 posts

196 months

Monday 31st December 2018
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Saw someone being taken through KFC drivethru the other day...



...in a taxi.

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

255 months

Monday 31st December 2018
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funkyrobot said:
Why the Vauxhall comment? I see more bellends in German brand vehicles than Vuaxhalls nowadays.
I'll certainly agree that the choice of the classic ocean-going Premier League bellend remains German.

But Vauxhall have absolutely owned the chav market for at least a decade.

Nobody else comes anywhere near Vauxhall's dog-whistle heartland laser-guided chav marketing focus. Look no further than the design of the VXR badge. It's the teensiest squinting smidge away from a tribal tattoo.

They even sponsored the England team. Mastery. Sheer mastery.

mad4amanda

2,410 posts

166 months

Monday 31st December 2018
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Henners said:
Saw someone being taken through KFC drivethru the other day...



...in a taxi.
Faketaxi?

NoVetec

9,967 posts

175 months

Monday 31st December 2018
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mad4amanda said:
Henners said:
Saw someone being taken through KFC drivethru the other day...



...in a taxi.
Faketaxi?
Big Daddy, meet burger.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

137 months

Monday 31st December 2018
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NoVetec said:
mad4amanda said:
Henners said:
Saw someone being taken through KFC drivethru the other day...



...in a taxi.
Faketaxi?
Big Daddy, meet burger.
Surely - Family Bucket

b0rk

2,315 posts

148 months

Monday 31st December 2018
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talksthetorque said:
Surely - Family Bucket
I'd have thought Box meal afterall KFC is covered in the colonels secret herbs and spices.. getmecoat

Swampy1982

3,311 posts

113 months

Monday 31st December 2018
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b0rk said:
talksthetorque said:
Surely - Family Bucket
I'd have thought Box meal afterall KFC is covered in the colonels secret herbs and spices.. getmecoat
Finger licking good?

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

165 months

Monday 31st December 2018
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Henners said:
Saw someone being taken through KFC drivethru the other day...



...in a taxi.
Was it Frank ?

Had to be Frank....driving

wolfracesonic

7,133 posts

129 months

Tuesday 1st January 2019
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Pericoloso said:
Henners said:
Saw someone being taken through KFC drivethru the other day...



...in a taxi.
Was it Frank ?

Had to be Frank....driving
Couldn't have been, it was sarf of the river, late at night as well.

Spare tyre

9,742 posts

132 months

Tuesday 1st January 2019
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g3org3y said:
Woman rode motorbike naked, got fingered in the street and punched a blind man

Headline sounds rock star. Truth is actually v council.
Everyone’s should have a least one relationship with this sort of person in their lives. Never a dull moment

Spare tyre

9,742 posts

132 months

Tuesday 1st January 2019
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cmvtec said:
mhurley said:
Haven't read all the postings here so someone might have already mentioned it but crowdfunding funerals is the new black
Council?
I've noticed this quite a bit recently. Seems to be people around my age (I'm 29) that pass suddenly and have left no provision. I see a lot of lads at work opting out of the company pension and savings scheme, as they want the money now. I've had life insurance in place, reallocation of my pension and am employer's death in service benefit set up since I was about 20. I can't imagine leaving a funeral cost for my family if anything happened to me suddenly. I would hate to think that my mother or brother would have to crowd fund a funeral.

On a different note, a few blokes from work have died in the last year or so and we always put in a healthy collection for the widow, but that is a totally different thing IMO.
Normal folks end up covering their arses when they need it later on in life. Certain members of my family are feckless, the majority are very hard working and plan. It’s interesting seeing how it unfolds as they enter old age

Balmoral

41,091 posts

250 months

Tuesday 1st January 2019
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The eyebrow face painting thing is ridiculous, I was queuing in Poundland (on a plate folks) the other day and in front of me was a younger version of "Are you gonna bingo" with her face painted just like a Geisha.

Jaguar steve

9,232 posts

212 months

Tuesday 1st January 2019
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funkyrobot said:
We had this one yet?

5 year old girl gets a little head injury (cut) as people scramble to get on delayed Ryanair flight. Mother only receives an antiseptic wipe and some cotton wool. Mother carries on with flight home, then kicks off.

Oh yes, mother is writing her memoirs. hehe

The way it's written makes it sound like the reporter is from Essex:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6389173/G...
The Mail tabloid style is precisely targeted at much of Essex.

Both are rabidly on the political right and see everything in black and white. Both are incredibly paranoid and both are obsessed with celebrity and fashion and money and the royal family and both regularly fall somewhat short of a reading age of double figures.

captain_cynic

12,380 posts

97 months

Wednesday 2nd January 2019
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J4CKO said:
Jesus, a psychopathic, murderous drug lord is now to be honoured, I can see the principle of it being about any grave but its almost a tribute and to be honest crimping a length onto his grave is more appropriate for the misery that horrible creature caused.

I hate how old criminals get lauded, you dont get pass out when you die if you were evil in life, people name bars after Pablo Escobar, he murdered thousands, he brought down an airliner ffs.
To be 100% fair, Pablo Escobar put in huge amounts of his personal fortune into improving the city of Medellin. He paid for hospitals, schools, public works. Half the reason that Medellin is a first world city in a third world country is due to the money that was donated by Escobar (also due to a string very competent mayors in the 90's and 00's).

But the reason Medellinos are upset over this is because this scrote's actions are glorifying Medellins violent drug history, something they've worked hard to get away from in the last 2 decades (also they're a very catholic people, sanctity of the grave and all that). He's definitely not honoured in Colombia.
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