Classic from the Mrs! Vol 2
Discussion
Not from Mrs CanAm this time, but her sister.We’d just flown back from Munich in the depths of winter, and Mrs C phoned her sis to advise that we’d got home safely but that they’d had to spray the whole plane with de-icer before take-off. She replied, “Bloody hell, how many cans did that take?”
s2kjock said:
OH - "Did you know that Fred Sirieix (off First Dates) 's daughter was competing at the Commonwealth Games?"
Me - "Er no - in what event?"
OH - "Gymnastics or something - but I don't know if she is representing England or France"
That’s quite a fair comment isn’t it? Ok it’s diving but she could represent GB or France. Me - "Er no - in what event?"
OH - "Gymnastics or something - but I don't know if she is representing England or France"
BoRED S2upid said:
s2kjock said:
OH - "Did you know that Fred Sirieix (off First Dates) 's daughter was competing at the Commonwealth Games?"
Me - "Er no - in what event?"
OH - "Gymnastics or something - but I don't know if she is representing England or France"
That’s quite a fair comment isn’t it? Ok it’s diving but she could represent GB or France. Me - "Er no - in what event?"
OH - "Gymnastics or something - but I don't know if she is representing England or France"
If it had been the Olympics, I would agree.
BoRED S2upid said:
s2kjock said:
OH - "Did you know that Fred Sirieix (off First Dates) 's daughter was competing at the Commonwealth Games?"
Me - "Er no - in what event?"
OH - "Gymnastics or something - but I don't know if she is representing England or France"
That’s quite a fair comment isn’t it? Ok it’s diving but she could represent GB or France. Me - "Er no - in what event?"
OH - "Gymnastics or something - but I don't know if she is representing England or France"
BoRED S2upid said:
s2kjock said:
OH - "Did you know that Fred Sirieix (off First Dates) 's daughter was competing at the Commonwealth Games?"
Me - "Er no - in what event?"
OH - "Gymnastics or something - but I don't know if she is representing England or France"
That’s quite a fair comment isn’t it? Ok it’s diving but she could represent GB or France. Me - "Er no - in what event?"
OH - "Gymnastics or something - but I don't know if she is representing England or France"
cuprabob said:
BoRED S2upid said:
s2kjock said:
OH - "Did you know that Fred Sirieix (off First Dates) 's daughter was competing at the Commonwealth Games?"
Me - "Er no - in what event?"
OH - "Gymnastics or something - but I don't know if she is representing England or France"
That’s quite a fair comment isn’t it? Ok it’s diving but she could represent GB or France. Me - "Er no - in what event?"
OH - "Gymnastics or something - but I don't know if she is representing England or France"
If it had been the Olympics, I would agree.
France should be in the commonwealth we need more ambition
Mine insists I never use car polish on anything but cars, did the kitchen units, grey gloss ones which was a no no.
Its car polish apparently, not kitchen polish, dangerous as it will be flammable so not suitable for a kitchen with fire and heat around.
Not like cars then, no flames, sparks or heat around cars that could be dangerous.
She is generally pretty smart, then comes out with that.
Its not flammable in the bottle, no marking to say its flammable, no vapour to speak of and when put on its a thin coating, and when you take it off its few molecules.
Its car polish apparently, not kitchen polish, dangerous as it will be flammable so not suitable for a kitchen with fire and heat around.
Not like cars then, no flames, sparks or heat around cars that could be dangerous.
She is generally pretty smart, then comes out with that.
Its not flammable in the bottle, no marking to say its flammable, no vapour to speak of and when put on its a thin coating, and when you take it off its few molecules.
J4CKO said:
Mine insists I never use car polish on anything but cars, did the kitchen units, grey gloss ones which was a no no.
Its car polish apparently, not kitchen polish, dangerous as it will be flammable so not suitable for a kitchen with fire and heat around.
Not like cars then, no flames, sparks or heat around cars that could be dangerous.
She is generally pretty smart, then comes out with that.
Its not flammable in the bottle, no marking to say its flammable, no vapour to speak of and when put on its a thin coating, and when you take it off its few molecules.
....erm....Its car polish apparently, not kitchen polish, dangerous as it will be flammable so not suitable for a kitchen with fire and heat around.
Not like cars then, no flames, sparks or heat around cars that could be dangerous.
She is generally pretty smart, then comes out with that.
Its not flammable in the bottle, no marking to say its flammable, no vapour to speak of and when put on its a thin coating, and when you take it off its few molecules.
BoRED S2upid said:
s2kjock said:
OH - "Did you know that Fred Sirieix (off First Dates) 's daughter was competing at the Commonwealth Games?"
Me - "Er no - in what event?"
OH - "Gymnastics or something - but I don't know if she is representing England or France"
That’s quite a fair comment isn’t it? Ok it’s diving but she could represent GB or France. Me - "Er no - in what event?"
OH - "Gymnastics or something - but I don't know if she is representing England or France"
Are they in the commonwealth ?....
As an aside ,the diving commentators pronounced her first name the Italian way ,not the English .
And ray a , not And ree a
Edited by Giulia Jon on Wednesday 28th September 19:08
Mrs T is a dab hand around the house, full-on domestic goddess she is. Cleaning wise she has a potion for every kind of stain, mark, surface whatever.
All of which makes it even more unfathomable as to why she thought that the ideal technique for cleaning the dead flies off the bonnet of her car was to use an actual Brillo pad.
All of which makes it even more unfathomable as to why she thought that the ideal technique for cleaning the dead flies off the bonnet of her car was to use an actual Brillo pad.
Tricuspid said:
Mrs T is a dab hand around the house, full-on domestic goddess she is. Cleaning wise she has a potion for every kind of stain, mark, surface whatever.
All of which makes it even more unfathomable as to why she thought that the ideal technique for cleaning the dead flies off the bonnet of her car was to use an actual Brillo pad.
There was a case some years ago where a wife logged on in her husband's name and asked if "there was anywhere who could respray a car TODAY?" She'd decided she'd surprise hubby by washing his brand new car while he was at work. Couldn't find his car sponge so used one from the kitchen; you know, those double sided ones with a hard green pan scourer on one side. You xan guess the rest.All of which makes it even more unfathomable as to why she thought that the ideal technique for cleaning the dead flies off the bonnet of her car was to use an actual Brillo pad.
It's a long time ago now, before mobiles and email were the norm. I worked offshore with a bloke who had a lovely MG TD. His P&J.
He entrusted it to a bodyshop in Aberdeenshire for a full respray while he was offshore and tasked his Mrs to call the place and check it was done and had gone okay. He would get the news from her on their weekly ship-to-shore call.
(Really - we used to do that. Make calls home on MF radio).
She called them as requested.
"Hello; I'm Mrs T.... I'm calling to ask if you managed Colin T....'s blowjob this week ?"...
As related to me by Colin, so probably apocryphal but it made me laugh.
He entrusted it to a bodyshop in Aberdeenshire for a full respray while he was offshore and tasked his Mrs to call the place and check it was done and had gone okay. He would get the news from her on their weekly ship-to-shore call.
(Really - we used to do that. Make calls home on MF radio).
She called them as requested.
"Hello; I'm Mrs T.... I'm calling to ask if you managed Colin T....'s blowjob this week ?"...
As related to me by Colin, so probably apocryphal but it made me laugh.
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