A bit council (Vol 3)
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I've given in to my inner councilist. I went to farmfoods today (as of that wasn't bad enough in itself) and found these beauties...
"Speedy Chef" microwave doner kebabs, which the box assures me is a "Mediterranean style" recipe. Even shows some salad on the box
Unsurprisingly it doesn't really look like that and tastes a bit strange
alorotom said:
Surely the gold coin collection wouldn’t be destroyed though?? And it’s not the normal item in storage for someone of that age who has fled a war zone and renting a bed sit?? Seems odd to me.
Having seen the building fairly close up, I wouldn't be totally surprised. The heat read clearly very intense, and they were still cooling it down three days later!Plymo said:
I've given in to my inner councilist. I went to farmfoods today (as of that wasn't bad enough in itself) and found these beauties...
"Speedy Chef" microwave doner kebabs, which the box assures me is a "Mediterranean style" recipe. Even shows some salad on the box
Unsurprisingly it doesn't really look like that and tastes a bit strange
gus607 said:
Council bingo, so called "disabled" folk wanting to kill each other over a Motorbility car jealousy !
https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/rel...
Ordered to go on a " thinking skills course" WTF!!!https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/rel...
Plymo said:
I've given in to my inner councilist. I went to farmfoods today (as of that wasn't bad enough in itself) and found these beauties...
"Speedy Chef" microwave doner kebabs, which the box assures me is a "Mediterranean style" recipe. Even shows some salad on the box
Unsurprisingly it doesn't really look like that and tastes a bit strange
I went to the depths of council hell recently and went with friends to a boxing match. My first time ever at a boxing fight and never even seen one on tv. The level of council was off the councilometer. We actually seen two woman about 35 with missing teeth. Many looked years older. It was a pure chav fest. Still recovering from the exposure.
All these 'food' items reminded me of this guy. 'So you don't have to'.
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheWolfePit/videos
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheWolfePit/videos
burritoNinja said:
I went to the depths of council hell recently and went with friends to a boxing match. My first time ever at a boxing fight and never even seen one on tv. The level of council was off the councilometer. We actually seen two woman about 35 with missing teeth. Many looked years older. It was a pure chav fest. Still recovering from the exposure.
Being PH, if you fancy that on a motoring theme, try going banger racing!It's a real shame that the old dog track in Wimbledon shut down as their banger racing nights were something truly amazing to behold!
Catering that made that Farm Foods kebab look like dinner at the Gavroche and a crowd who wouldn't have looked out of place in the freak show tent at Victorian circus, all complemented by scrap metal dealers competing to batter the crap out of whatever recent MOT failure they'd had in which still ran! Those were the days!
technodup said:
All these 'food' items reminded me of this guy. 'So you don't have to'.
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheWolfePit/videos
Hmm... I just watched his review of an air fryer. I now feel an urge to purchase a device which, until ten minutes ago, I'd never heard of! https://www.youtube.com/user/TheWolfePit/videos
burritoNinja said:
I went to the depths of council hell recently and went with friends to a boxing match. My first time ever at a boxing fight and never even seen one on tv. The level of council was off the councilometer. We actually seen two woman about 35 with missing teeth. Many looked years older. It was a pure chav fest. Still recovering from the exposure.
Not boxing, but that reminded me of a sign I saw, in a bar in either West Virginia, or Kentucky, which said, DRESS CODE, 4 TEETH MINIMUM.MartG said:
burritoNinja said:
We actually seen two woman about 35 with missing teeth.
Saying 'seen' when one actually means 'saw', and failing to realise that the plural of woman is women - council I made a deal with youngest daughter that if ahe could move a ton of sand in an hour she could choose where we went for lunch.
She chose McDonalds, it was clean and relatively quiet. The self order food things worked well and the food was fine, the milkshake was lovely.
However there were at least 3 tables of presumably mum, dad and 2 kids shovelling down huge amounts of food. I saw a maybe 7 year old boy devour a big mac meal and then tuck into a box of nuggets.
One family emptied the happy meal box and poured all their fries in and the box was overflowing.
When we left there were 3 electric buggies outside but i didnt notice anyone limping in.
She chose McDonalds, it was clean and relatively quiet. The self order food things worked well and the food was fine, the milkshake was lovely.
However there were at least 3 tables of presumably mum, dad and 2 kids shovelling down huge amounts of food. I saw a maybe 7 year old boy devour a big mac meal and then tuck into a box of nuggets.
One family emptied the happy meal box and poured all their fries in and the box was overflowing.
When we left there were 3 electric buggies outside but i didnt notice anyone limping in.
So today I had the pleasure of the ultimate council family.
Up early with a few errands to run including dropping the car off for it’s MOT. At about 10:30 we decided to call into a local cafe for some breakfast as we hadn’t yet had any. This is a nice cafe on the edge of our village, there is a premier inn across the road as it’s only a mile from a motorway junction.
As we sat down and ordered I heard a commotion coming in the door, as a small child about 5 fell into the place, followed by mum and dad. Now the dad had full Adidas tracksuit with a silly large watch and white rebock trainers, the mum had pyjamas with hug boots, orange skin and jet black hair.
Both speaking really loud and commenting on how they where still p!ssed from last night.
They never once called the child by its name just said eat your f**ing breakfast lad etc etc.
The bloke chopped his full English into 5mm bits mixed it all up and spread the lot on toast
They found it necessary to let everyone in the place know that they where staying in the hotel across the road.
Utter council gold, including some kind of blowjob scab on the woman’s lip.
Up early with a few errands to run including dropping the car off for it’s MOT. At about 10:30 we decided to call into a local cafe for some breakfast as we hadn’t yet had any. This is a nice cafe on the edge of our village, there is a premier inn across the road as it’s only a mile from a motorway junction.
As we sat down and ordered I heard a commotion coming in the door, as a small child about 5 fell into the place, followed by mum and dad. Now the dad had full Adidas tracksuit with a silly large watch and white rebock trainers, the mum had pyjamas with hug boots, orange skin and jet black hair.
Both speaking really loud and commenting on how they where still p!ssed from last night.
They never once called the child by its name just said eat your f**ing breakfast lad etc etc.
The bloke chopped his full English into 5mm bits mixed it all up and spread the lot on toast
They found it necessary to let everyone in the place know that they where staying in the hotel across the road.
Utter council gold, including some kind of blowjob scab on the woman’s lip.
BMWBen said:
That's hardly a huge volume of stuff to leg it with and he could have acquired possessions after arriving. Not a fair criticism IMO. Grabbing some heirlooms, your laptop, some books and guitar before fleeing a war zone is not council. Grabbing the sky box, your stash of B&H and a flashing santa while leaving the books would be.
I don't really begruge people losing their personal belongings, when I put my stuff into big yellow storage I only had £7k worth of cover even though there was about double the value of items in the unit as I felt it would be relatively safe but I do draw the line at companies crowd funding like these who lost some chairs and projectors in the fire:https://www.gofundme.com/croydon-rooftop-cinema-am...
Whistle said:
So today I had the pleasure of the ultimate council family.
Up early with a few errands to run including dropping the car off for it’s MOT. At about 10:30 we decided to call into a local cafe for some breakfast as we hadn’t yet had any. This is a nice cafe on the edge of our village, there is a premier inn across the road as it’s only a mile from a motorway junction.
As we sat down and ordered I heard a commotion coming in the door, as a small child about 5 fell into the place, followed by mum and dad. Now the dad had full Adidas tracksuit with a silly large watch and white rebock trainers, the mum had pyjamas with hug boots, orange skin and jet black hair.
Both speaking really loud and commenting on how they where still p!ssed from last night.
They never once called the child by its name just said eat your f**ing breakfast lad etc etc.
The bloke chopped his full English into 5mm bits mixed it all up and spread the lot on toast
They found it necessary to let everyone in the place know that they where staying in the hotel across the road.
Utter council gold, including some kind of blowjob scab on the woman’s lip.
Confusing 'where' with 'were' repeatedly is also 'Council'.Up early with a few errands to run including dropping the car off for it’s MOT. At about 10:30 we decided to call into a local cafe for some breakfast as we hadn’t yet had any. This is a nice cafe on the edge of our village, there is a premier inn across the road as it’s only a mile from a motorway junction.
As we sat down and ordered I heard a commotion coming in the door, as a small child about 5 fell into the place, followed by mum and dad. Now the dad had full Adidas tracksuit with a silly large watch and white rebock trainers, the mum had pyjamas with hug boots, orange skin and jet black hair.
Both speaking really loud and commenting on how they where still p!ssed from last night.
They never once called the child by its name just said eat your f**ing breakfast lad etc etc.
The bloke chopped his full English into 5mm bits mixed it all up and spread the lot on toast
They found it necessary to let everyone in the place know that they where staying in the hotel across the road.
Utter council gold, including some kind of blowjob scab on the woman’s lip.
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