A bit council (Vol 5)

[r3g]

Castrol for a knave said:

julianm said:

Yorkshire smelly places - Tadcaster with the breweries is very pleasant.
Not sure if the M606 `TCP` still drifts around.
Thankfully the A653 Dewsbury road dripping works - sort of tasty for a couple of seconds then serious pong time, has long gone!

add the dodgy fumes and thinners smell from Allied Colloids at Low Moor. Carried for miles.

I live within walking distance . Never found it to be an unpleasant smell, personally. Used to see a girl who lived at the top end of Field Head at Birstall (next door to where the Ocado RDC is now) and the combined smell of the dog food factory with the landfill at Howley Park if there was a north or easterly wind meant you swiftly made plans to be elsewhere for the day, especially on warmer days. Absolutely gopping.

Edited by r3g on Saturday 4th June 17:06

[SpeckledJim]

The Mornflake factory can make half of Crewe smell bloody delicious sometimes.

It can’t do anything about the other half of Crewe. Nothing can.

[austinsmirk]

I was in new look yesterday while my wife looked for dresses

Saw a young lady, tbf, stunning but her and her friend had big Botox lips

Then I noticed her superbly tight leggings

With the bottom of one stretched over her ankle tag. Superb.

[944 Man]

Tyre Smoke said:

The creature with the boots does at least have matching Primark underwear on it seems.

Recognising Primark products: council.

[Caddyshack]

austinsmirk said:

I was in new look yesterday while my wife looked for dresses

Saw a young lady, tbf, stunning but her and her friend had big Botox lips

Then I noticed her superbly tight leggings

With the bottom of one stretched over her ankle tag. Superb.

Portsmouth Rolex

[Tyre Smoke]

944 Man said:

Tyre Smoke said:

The creature with the boots does at least have matching Primark underwear on it seems.

Recognising Primark products: council.

It seems

That is my get out clause and I'm clinging to it.

[nikaiyo2]

On the smell thing the bottom of the A34 where it joins the M3 in Winchester used to have a chicken processing plant (Webbs if my memory serves) just off the junction, that used to stink to high heaven. Especially in the summer, waiting at the traffic lights was unbearable at times.

[anonymous-user]

Ahh Winchester. The land of a million bicycles.

[RC1807]

Caddyshack said:

austinsmirk said:

I was in new look yesterday while my wife looked for dresses

Saw a young lady, tbf, stunning but her and her friend had big Botox lips

Then I noticed her superbly tight leggings

With the bottom of one stretched over her ankle tag. Superb.

Portsmouth Rolex

That made me chuckle!

[hmg]

Standing up in your seat as soon as the plane lands…..council.

[HTP99]

Saw this earlier:

[Red9zero]

HTP99 said:

Saw this earlier:

If proceeds from the sales went to a relevant charity I could sort of see some kind of point. But you know some scally with a vinyl cutter is churning them out to the terminally grieving fans.

[cjs racing.]

Council car, even the names are council.

[motco]

Indulging in a standing ovation in a theatre for even the most unremarkable performances.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Kaz n Dave?

Bet she has a lot of rabbit.

[cjs racing.]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Kaz n Dave?

Bet she has a lot of rabbit.

[dvs_dave]

cjs racing. said:

Council car, even the names are council.

Oi!

[cjs racing.]

dvs_dave said:

Oi!

my middle name is David, so feel I have a right to make that joke.

[Southerner]

HTP99 said:

Saw this earlier:

In fairness, the Audi Q7 is a genuine legend of the racing scene due to its handling, agility and obvious sporting attributes, which of course is why it starred in so many of the Fast & Furious movies....

[Tango13]

HTP99 said:

Saw this earlier:

Extra council points if you spotted it at a petrol station where the owner had just put <£10 worth of petrol in it.