Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 2]

Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 2]

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Vipers

33,091 posts

234 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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When you watch films etc, you see dead people with their eyes open, then someone passes their hand over their face and the eyes are closed.

Can you actually close a dead persons eye lids.




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Blakeatron

2,525 posts

179 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Do snails fart?

Scousefella

2,243 posts

187 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Vipers said:
When you watch films etc, you see dead people with their eyes open, then someone passes their hand over their face and the eyes are closed.

Can you actually close a dead persons eye lids.




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Yes.

Vipers

33,091 posts

234 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Blakeatron said:
Do snails fart?
Don't know, but I do know any snail I find in my garden get free flying lessons...... biggrin




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anonymous-user

60 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Why do a lot of ancient statues have broken off noses?

ATTAK Z

12,681 posts

195 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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lord trumpton said:
Why do a lot of ancient statues have broken off noses?
And the Lord said unto Moses
All statues shall have broken noses
Except Venus ...
And she'll have a Penus


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Vipers

33,091 posts

234 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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lord trumpton said:
Why do a lot of ancient statues have broken off noses?
Who knows.........but

I think the sphinx's nose in Egypt was blown off by the French.



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Scousefella

2,243 posts

187 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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During the viewing of a recent video for "research" purposes it occurred to me that the Lady Garden is limited to the amount of content it can "accept".

If any resident Gynaecologists would care to elaborate, how much meat would the average Lady Garden consume before it starts hitting the back wall?

In inches please.

kowalski655

14,909 posts

149 months

Saturday 1st November 2014
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Well,Im no OB/GYN but surely as a baby can come out,so quite a lot can go in smile
I suppose the main problem will be angling all the bits to get that volume in biggrin
(But there are a few instructional videos out there about that!)

sooperscoop

408 posts

169 months

Saturday 1st November 2014
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Scousefella said:
During the viewing of a recent video for "research" purposes it occurred to me that the Lady Garden is limited to the amount of content it can "accept".

If any resident Gynaecologists would care to elaborate, how much meat would the average Lady Garden consume before it starts hitting the back wall?

In inches please.
I believe about about 4 inches to cervix-central, but women get 'reverse-erections' when aroused and 6-7 inches is more like it in the heat of battle.

Although, I've spent a lot of time in Asia and with the smaller ladies over there, I can usually hit bottom[1] with my fingers.

I am not a qualified gynecologist, but I put the hours in anyway.

[1]not to be confused with "accidentally" ramming it in her arse. That's for later in the evening's menu.

kowalski655

14,909 posts

149 months

Saturday 1st November 2014
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Vipers said:
Blakeatron said:
Do snails fart?
Don't know, but I do know any snail I find in my garden get free flying lessons...... biggrin

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At that point I imagine they will at least st themselves smile

Vipers

33,091 posts

234 months

Saturday 1st November 2014
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sooperscoop said:
Scousefella said:
During the viewing of a recent video for "research" purposes it occurred to me that the Lady Garden is limited to the amount of content it can "accept".

If any resident Gynaecologists would care to elaborate, how much meat would the average Lady Garden consume before it starts hitting the back wall?

In inches please.
I believe about about 4 inches to cervix-central, but women get 'reverse-erections' when aroused and 6-7 inches is more like it in the heat of battle.

Although, I've spent a lot of time in Asia and with the smaller ladies over there, I can usually hit bottom[1] with my fingers.

I am not a qualified gynecologist, but I put the hours in anyway.

[1]not to be confused with "accidentally" ramming it in her arse. That's for later in the evening's menu.
Asia you say, I do hope you checked the front end first biggrin




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scarble

5,277 posts

163 months

Saturday 1st November 2014
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Ayahuasca said:
I would imagine from Dirty Harry then it became the standard sound.
Another one is the 'bullet ricochet' sound that all westerns must have by law.
Weird one is the Zulu war cry in Gladiator.
Also.. and I may have read this in this thread.. frog croaks, all frogs of all varieties, in movies, make the distinctive croaking noise of a particular frog native to the Holywoood-ish area, in reality most frogs make completely different noises :O

anonymous-user

60 months

Saturday 1st November 2014
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Why, whenever I see a car on Autotrader that I want to look at/buy is it 180 miles away?


TTmonkey

20,911 posts

253 months

Saturday 1st November 2014
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Why do we have armpit hair? I can't work out any logical reason for having it. Hair everywhere else seems to have a reason for having it. But why do we have it in our pits....??????

TheEnd

15,370 posts

194 months

Sunday 2nd November 2014
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TTmonkey said:
Why do we have armpit hair? I can't work out any logical reason for having it. Hair everywhere else seems to have a reason for having it. But why do we have it in our pits....??????
It's to hold the stink...

Currently the best idea for auxiliary hair (i.e pubic and armpit) is to hold onto pheromones better.

Hugo a Gogo

23,383 posts

239 months

Sunday 2nd November 2014
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it's kind of dry lubrication too, stops your arms chafing, if you're running about naked

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

267 months

Sunday 2nd November 2014
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Hugo a Gogo said:
it's kind of dry lubrication too, stops your arms chafing, if you're running about naked
But it doesn't appear until puberty, that surely implies it's sex related. Though I still don't see the advantage of doing without it until then.

Muntu

7,651 posts

205 months

Sunday 2nd November 2014
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Dr Jekyll said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
it's kind of dry lubrication too, stops your arms chafing, if you're running about naked
But it doesn't appear until puberty, that surely implies it's sex related. Though I still don't see the advantage of doing without it until then.
You don't sweat like a motherfker until you hit puberty though, do you? How many 7 year old use deodourant?

Ayahuasca

27,428 posts

285 months

Monday 3rd November 2014
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"Sit back, relax and enjoy the flight."

Said by every airliner captain on every flight. Who started it?


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