Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)

[deeen]

davhill said:

I've decided now.

Genghis Khat.

No, you just know the bigger kittens will call him "Khit", to tease him.

[Robbo 27]

You say lesbians eat what??

[davhill]

deeen said:

No, you just know the bigger kittens will call him "Khit", to tease him.

[Skyedriver]

Robbo 27 said:

You say lesbians eat what??

LOL

[PixelpeepS3]

My nan hates her new stairlift.

she says it drives her up the wall!

[Petrus1983]

Robbo 27 said:

You say lesbians eat what??

[K12beano]

I’ve been trying to cut down on smoking.

The trick is to only have a cigarette after meals.

So far I’m down to 40 meals a day.........

(Stolen from R4)

[Laurel Green]

Giving up smoking is easy - I've done it thousands of times!

[Evangelion]

This just popped up on the MSN News feed:

"Man shot in Hong Kong protests."

Well you would, wouldn't you?

[So]

Evangelion said:

This just popped up on the MSN News feed:

"Man shot in Hong Kong protests."

Well you would, wouldn't you?

Hah. Very good.

[PixelpeepS3]

i just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her bar code reader

the look on his face was priceless

[Trophy Husband]

Spare a thought for the dyslexic blokes who's cocks will go black on the 28th.

[simoid]

davhill said:

I've decided now.

Genghis Khat.

You could name the next one Chairman Meow.

[JustALooseScrew]

simoid said:

davhill said:

I've decided now.

Genghis Khat.

You could name the next one Chairman Meow.

Mousey Tongue?

[Short Grain]

Trophy Husband said:

Spare a thought for the dyslexic blokes who's cocks will go black on the 28th.

Stealing that one!

[deeen]

Short Grain said:

Trophy Husband said:

Spare a thought for the dyslexic blokes who's cocks will go black on the 28th.

Stealing that one!

? Whatever colour it is, I suspect he'll still want to keep it.

[paua]

deeen said:

Short Grain said:

Trophy Husband said:

Spare a thought for the dyslexic blokes who's cocks will go black on the 28th.

Stealing that one!

? Whatever colour it is, I suspect he'll still want to keep it.

Hesitate to ask, but, whatever will (s)he do with a stolen one?

[davhill]

JustALooseScrew said:

Mousey Tongue?

I used to encounter a freelance cat that would come round for food and attention. He was a time and motion expert, who saved effort by not going 'meow'. Instead, he said, 'mow.' (pronounced 'Mao.'

He became accustomed to being called 'The Chairman.'

[nonsequitur]

After all the cat jokes I hope we are all feline fine.

[NoddyonNitrous]

Enough of these; time for a paws.