Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)
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nonsequitur said:
Doofus said:
nonsequitur said:
How much does a Greek urn. About ten Drachma a week. ooops.
I think you mean "What's a Greek urn?"Edited by nonsequitur on Tuesday 8th October 10:56
deckster said:
That Ben Doon gets around. He was knocking around with Phil McCracken when I was a lad.
There was a labourer in a lab I once worked in and his surname was Dover. We never discovered his real first name, he was always Ben and he never seemed to mind. I was doing some mouldings in phenolic (Bakelite) which makes lots of brittle flakes of 'flash' which get scattered all over the floor. He moaned that I was making a mess and asked why, so I said it was to ensure his job was safe. "Oh, thanks..." he said.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff