Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 9)

[The Ferret]

The Japanese car thief

Tommy Tookamota

[Hugh Jarse]

Many years ago, President Trump's daughter Ivanka cancelled her engagement to Igor Lodderkokov

[motco]

There really was a Swedish rally driver called Bengt Axel in the 1970s

[Ali2202]

Irish boxer..

Pat McGubbin

[davhill]

motco said:

There really was a Swedish rally driver called Bengt Axel in the 1970s

Made me think of that rally driver with duff soda syphon , Bent Sodastream.

And the Indian F1 star Ricardo Jalfrezi.

Edited by davhill on Wednesday 9th October 18:20

[Doofus]

davhill said:

Made me think of that rally driver with duff soda syphon , Bent Sodastream.

And the Indian F1 star Ricardo Jalfrezi.

Edited by davhill on Wednesday 9th October 18:20

Have you worked really hard on these?

[davhill]

Doofus said:

Have you worked really hard on these?

No, they were on file anyway.

I saw them in the box, under my drill so I thought I'll chuck them on here.

Edited by davhill on Wednesday 9th October 20:01

Edited by davhill on Wednesday 9th October 20:08

[kowalski655]

Minjeeta the Indian lesbian

[Evangelion]

Not forgetting the Austrian folk dancer, Hans Boomserdayzi.

Also Hans niece, Anne Boomserdayzi.

[simoid]

Probably been done before many times but it’s not a name joke at least:

Why do all Swedish warships have bar codes on the side?

They Scandinavian

[Doofus]

Did you ever hear about the PistonHeader I. Cannotellafunnyjokefortoffee?

And his friend I. Dontevenknowanyfkingjokes.

[Vipers]

Medical term for a lesbian.

Strapadicttome.

[james-witton]

Russian milkman: Dropusabottleofpopov

[paua]

Russian minister of family planning - Ivan Kutyakokov

[kowalski655]

Vipers said:

Medical term for a lesbian.

Strapadicttome.

Surely that's the name of the F to M transition operation

[CanAm]

kowalski655 said:

Vipers said:

Medical term for a lesbian.

Strapadicttome.

Surely that's the name of the F to M transition operation

Indeed. And looks almost believable written as strapadichtomy.

[Nimby]

Russian shotgun manufacturer - Sornov.

[nonsequitur]

james-witton said:

Russian milkman: Dropusabottleofpopov

Russian vasectomy surgeon, Dr. Kutchakokov. (Version two). Valery Repeatajokov.

Edited by nonsequitur on Thursday 10th October 09:45

[Mammasaid]

And the Russian snooker player;

Inov the Red

[Evangelion]

And have you met the Lamp family?



They include:

Son - Ray Lamp.


and


Stan - dad Lamp.