Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
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MartG said:
Mike, a businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up the drop dead,
gorgeous flight attendant: "What is your name?"
Flight Attendant: "Angela Benz, sir"
Mike: "Lovely name ...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"
Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"
Mike: "How close?"
Flight Attendant: "Same price".
gorgeous flight attendant: "What is your name?"
Flight Attendant: "Angela Benz, sir"
Mike: "Lovely name ...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"
Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"
Mike: "How close?"
Flight Attendant: "Same price".
Like that 
Jack decided to propose to Jenny, but prior to her acceptance Jenny felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jack that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Jack felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too.
Jack looked Jenny in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are married.'
She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis.'
Jenny and Jack got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Jack whisked Penny off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another. One thing led to another then Jenny put her hands in David's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jack ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, 'You told me your penis was the size of an infant!'
'Yes, it is Jack said ... 6 pounds, 5 ounces, 14 inches long.
He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Jack felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too.
Jack looked Jenny in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are married.'
She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis.'
Jenny and Jack got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Jack whisked Penny off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another. One thing led to another then Jenny put her hands in David's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jack ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, 'You told me your penis was the size of an infant!'
'Yes, it is Jack said ... 6 pounds, 5 ounces, 14 inches long.
Vipers said:
Jack whisked Penny off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another. One thing led to another then Jenny put her hands in David's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jack ran after her to find out what was wrong.
Wait, what!? 
Oh, it's one of Vipers...
Ari said:
Vipers said:
Jack whisked Penny off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another. One thing led to another then Jenny put her hands in David's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jack ran after her to find out what was wrong.
Wait, what!? Oh, it's one of Vipers...
how does he do it - or is it deliberate???Edited by B'stard Child on Sunday 22 October 18:50
Ari said:
Vipers said:
Jack whisked Penny off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another. One thing led to another then Jenny put her hands in David's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jack ran after her to find out what was wrong.
Wait, what!? Oh, it's one of Vipers...
Vipers said:
Jack whisked Penny off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another. One thing led to another then Jenny put her hands in David's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jack ran after her to find out what was wrong.
MartG said:
Mike, a businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up the drop dead,
gorgeous flight attendant: "What is your name?"
Flight Attendant: "Angela Benz, sir"
Mike: "Lovely name ...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"
Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"
Mike: "How close?"
Flight Attendant: "Same price".
You leave a deposit then it's monthly payments after that?gorgeous flight attendant: "What is your name?"
Flight Attendant: "Angela Benz, sir"
Mike: "Lovely name ...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"
Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"
Mike: "How close?"
Flight Attendant: "Same price".
Caruso said:
MartG said:
Mike, a businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up the drop dead,
gorgeous flight attendant: "What is your name?"
Flight Attendant: "Angela Benz, sir"
Mike: "Lovely name ...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"
Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"
Mike: "How close?"
Flight Attendant: "Same price".
You leave a deposit then it's monthly payments after that?gorgeous flight attendant: "What is your name?"
Flight Attendant: "Angela Benz, sir"
Mike: "Lovely name ...any relation to Mercedes Benz?"
Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"
Mike: "How close?"
Flight Attendant: "Same price".
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