A bit council (Vol 3)

A bit council (Vol 3)

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davhill

5,263 posts

185 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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Rostfritt said:
MDF is banned in America.
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So that's why Lawrence Llewellyn Binbag never went transatlantic.

captain_cynic

12,200 posts

96 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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Rostfritt said:
MDF is banned in America.
The US used over 4.3M cubic metres of the stuff in 2017. I'm sure the only banned substances that were more widely imported were cocaine and British humour.

https://www.woodworkingnetwork.com/news/woodworkin...

Steve vRS

4,866 posts

242 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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captain_cynic said:
Rostfritt said:
MDF is banned in America.
The US used over 4.3M cubic metres of the stuff in 2017. I'm sure the only banned substances that were more widely imported were cocaine and British humour.

https://www.woodworkingnetwork.com/news/woodworkin...
I think they were quoting an Alan Partridge show script.

Not getting pop culture references etc.

baldy1926

2,136 posts

201 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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Most council thing ive seen for a while was this afternoon.
Even beyond B and M Bargains .

1430 trollop sat outside on her doorstep in pj's and dressing gown smoking a fag.
The flat was right on a road leading to the town highstreet so was busy.
Obviously 1430 was far too early to be dressed.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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baldy1926 said:
Most council thing ive seen for a while was this afternoon.
Even beyond B and M Bargains .

1430 trollop sat outside on her doorstep in pj's and dressing gown smoking a fag.
The flat was right on a road leading to the town highstreet so was busy.
Obviously 1430 was far too early to be dressed.
Two mothers swigging cans of Red Bull as they entered the classroom to collect their children.drink

Bullett

10,894 posts

185 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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A whole family in PJ's & dressing gowns crossing the road to Lidl at about 5pm.
Mother smoking a fag.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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Flame suit on. Again.

The pharmacy coubter at tesco. Maybe slightly to be expected, but the sheer amount of dole poles, paedo specs, fat fks, spotty oiks, and other more general councillists, normally at 7pm when they can be arsed to drag themselves down there, often in slippers. If a delivery truck had a brake failure and ploughed its way into the store and accidentally ran them all over on a semi regular basis, life expectancy and social security in this country would go up considerably. And would make for great running man-style commentary CCTV vids on YouTube.

We're all thinking it.

Russian Troll Bot

25,012 posts

228 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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baldy1926 said:
Most council thing ive seen for a while was this afternoon.
Even beyond B and M Bargains .

1430 trollop sat outside on her doorstep in pj's and dressing gown smoking a fag.
The flat was right on a road leading to the town highstreet so was busy.
Obviously 1430 was far too early to be dressed.
About 6 months ago I was house hunting, one place I looked at was quite nice inside, but next door's garden was full of scrap metal and rubbish, fence half collapsed onto my side, and the occupant in her dressing gown puffing away at 3pm. Needless to say, I didn't buy it.

gus607

922 posts

137 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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At the local hospital out-patients dept yesterday when a consultant called the name of the next patient a young bint got up & walked across the waiting room in to the consultant's office still talking on her mobile phone obviously she could not read all the notices about switching mobile phones off ! Ignorant bh.

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

152 months

Friday 25th January 2019
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Steve vRS said:
captain_cynic said:
Rostfritt said:
MDF is banned in America.
The US used over 4.3M cubic metres of the stuff in 2017. I'm sure the only banned substances that were more widely imported were cocaine and British humour.

https://www.woodworkingnetwork.com/news/woodworkin...
I think they were quoting an Alan Partridge show script.

Not getting pop culture references etc.
Indeed I was. Also to be pedantic, there is no conceivable sex act that they would have been doing that would be banned in America.

I am not sure what the rules are on MDF over there, but they probably have to put a sticker on it say that it is 'known to the state of California to cause cancer'.

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Saturday 26th January 2019
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gus607 said:
At the local hospital out-patients dept yesterday when a consultant called the name of the next patient a young bint got up & walked across the waiting room in to the consultant's office still talking on her mobile phone obviously she could not read all the notices about switching mobile phones off ! Ignorant bh.
You can hardly hang up half way through a pizza order!

ntiz

2,355 posts

137 months

Saturday 26th January 2019
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Bullett said:
A whole family in PJ's & dressing gowns crossing the road to Lidl at about 5pm.
Mother smoking a fag.
Only the mother. I’m surprised.

smile

lord trumpton

7,468 posts

127 months

Saturday 26th January 2019
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I experienced some full steam council today.

Went to the local Lidl (weird thing about Lidl is that the fresh produce and healthy food is cheap and plentiful yet still attracts a lot of scumbags and middle classes at the same time) to get some fruit and veg

I was queueing up behind some fat tt bird who was talking loudly on her phone, whilst attempting to unload her trolley onto the belt. Lots of effing and jeffing with seemingly no shame,talking about a shag from the night before!

The till lady was speaking to her so fat bird sighs, puts the phone on loudspeaker, rests it on to of the perspex till shelf and continued the conversation, still using the F word in every sentence (same went for the person she was talking to)

Till lady asks her something else and was answered by 'FFS, what did you say'?

Anyway once her bags were packed with bottles of alcohol and crisps, she picked up her phone, carried on talking and just fked off out without a word of thanks or goodbye.

Utter, utter ignorant scum of the elite order.

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Sunday 27th January 2019
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lord trumpton said:
I experienced some full steam council today.

Went to the local Lidl (weird thing about Lidl is that the fresh produce and healthy food is cheap and plentiful yet still attracts a lot of scumbags and middle classes at the same time) to get some fruit and veg

I was queueing up behind some fat tt bird who was talking loudly on her phone, whilst attempting to unload her trolley onto the belt. Lots of effing and jeffing with seemingly no shame,talking about a shag from the night before!

The till lady was speaking to her so fat bird sighs, puts the phone on loudspeaker, rests it on to of the perspex till shelf and continued the conversation, still using the F word in every sentence (same went for the person she was talking to)

Till lady asks her something else and was answered by 'FFS, what did you say'?

Anyway once her bags were packed with bottles of alcohol and crisps, she picked up her phone, carried on talking and just fked off out without a word of thanks or goodbye.

Utter, utter ignorant scum of the elite order.
You're just bitter because she's getting some.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Sunday 27th January 2019
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ntiz said:
Bullett said:
A whole family in PJ's & dressing gowns crossing the road to Lidl at about 5pm.
Mother smoking a fag.
Only the mother. I’m surprised.

smile
All the others were on cigars.

ApOrbital

9,987 posts

119 months

Sunday 27th January 2019
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Or skunk weed.

Kermit power

28,731 posts

214 months

Sunday 27th January 2019
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.:ian:. said:
Dog Star said:
JPJPJP said:
There is massive amount of work involved in getting that house into that state

for what?
I kind of quite like it for some strange reason. getmecoat
Me too, lol. I'd get me coat too but I can't see where I put it down. I'm sure it was next to the Rembrandt.
I wouldn't want to live in it full time, but I reckon it would be good fun for the odd weekend away on Airbnb!

Paul Dishman

4,728 posts

238 months

Sunday 27th January 2019
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OpulentBob said:
Flame suit on. Again.

The pharmacy coubter at tesco. Maybe slightly to be expected, but the sheer amount of dole poles, paedo specs, fat fks, spotty oiks, and other more general councillists, normally at 7pm when they can be arsed to drag themselves down there, often in slippers. If a delivery truck had a brake failure and ploughed its way into the store and accidentally ran them all over on a semi regular basis, life expectancy and social security in this country would go up considerably. And would make for great running man-style commentary CCTV vids on YouTube.

We're all thinking it.
Indeed. "I don't pay, where do I sign?"

Saleen836

11,142 posts

210 months

Sunday 27th January 2019
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I'm sure this belongs in here....hehe


alorotom

11,965 posts

188 months

Sunday 27th January 2019
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Saleen836 said:
I'm sure this belongs in here....hehe

Ohh emm gee ... are they leather strips with chrome studs or leds strips around the headlights???

Subtle rebadging too lmao
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