Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 2)
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motco said:
Mammasaid said:
davhill said:
Europa Jon said:
Did you hear about the dyslexic prostitute: she applied for a job in a warehouse...
And the dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
LordGrover said:
Just in case you ever need to get a sheep over a low wall.
There are many things wrong with this. The sheep is very compliant and not struggling like fxck. The height of the wall is not specified. It would be much more awkward if it was 8 foot high. It is not diverse. They could have at least used a black faced sheep. Most importantly the gender of the handler is not known so to be politically correct we must assume that she is transgender, has undergone therapy but awaiting surgery.Fallingup said:
There are many things wrong with this. The sheep is very compliant and not struggling like fxck. The height of the wall is not specified. It would be much more awkward if it was 8 foot high. It is not diverse. They could have at least used a black faced sheep. Most importantly the gender of the handler is not known so to be politically correct we must assume that she is transgender, has undergone therapy but awaiting surgery.
Are you assuming her transgender‽ 
Just received an email from our French HQ who are arranging to pick up some equipment in a crate from our office tomorrow.
"Bonjour, L'enlèvement est prévu pour demain.
Bonne soirée, Cordialement/Mit Freundlichen Grüßen/Best regards XXXXX"
Microsoft outlook translation reads.
"Hello, the kidnapping is scheduled for tomorrow. Good evening, Kindly/Mit Freundlichen Green/Best looks XXXXX "
Hello, GCHQ, Did you get that?
"Bonjour, L'enlèvement est prévu pour demain.
Bonne soirée, Cordialement/Mit Freundlichen Grüßen/Best regards XXXXX"
Microsoft outlook translation reads.
"Hello, the kidnapping is scheduled for tomorrow. Good evening, Kindly/Mit Freundlichen Green/Best looks XXXXX "
Hello, GCHQ, Did you get that?
HTP99 said:
When I used to frequent the gym, there were always men drying their bits with the hair drier.
I was at the gym when a man came out of the showers obviously having forgotten his towel. He proceeded to dry himself all over using the wall-mounted hand drier, fortunately not of the Dyson Airblade type.When he got to his nether regions he adopted some quite acrobatic positions with one foot high on the wall. As it was only a hand drier, it was in clear view of anybody passing by the doorway.
CanAm said:
HTP99 said:
When I used to frequent the gym, there were always men drying their bits with the hair drier.
I was at the gym when a man came out of the showers obviously having forgotten his towel. He proceeded to dry himself all over using the wall-mounted hand drier, fortunately not of the Dyson Airblade type.When he got to his nether regions he adopted some quite acrobatic positions with one foot high on the wall. As it was only a hand drier, it was in clear view of anybody passing by the doorway.
Perhaps he had not forgotten his towel!
Hashtaggggg said:
CanAm said:
HTP99 said:
When I used to frequent the gym, there were always men drying their bits with the hair drier.
I was at the gym when a man came out of the showers obviously having forgotten his towel. He proceeded to dry himself all over using the wall-mounted hand drier, fortunately not of the Dyson Airblade type.When he got to his nether regions he adopted some quite acrobatic positions with one foot high on the wall. As it was only a hand drier, it was in clear view of anybody passing by the doorway.
Fallingup said:
LordGrover said:
Just in case you ever need to get a sheep over a low wall.
There are many things wrong with this. The sheep is very compliant and not struggling like fxck. The height of the wall is not specified. It would be much more awkward if it was 8 foot high. It is not diverse. They could have at least used a black faced sheep. Most importantly the gender of the handler is not known so to be politically correct we must assume that she is transgender, has undergone therapy but awaiting surgery.
CanAm said:
I was at the gym when a man came out of the showers obviously having forgotten his towel. He proceeded to dry himself all over using the wall-mounted hand drier, fortunately not of the Dyson Airblade type.
When he got to his nether regions he adopted some quite acrobatic positions with one foot high on the wall. As it was only a hand drier, it was in clear view of anybody passing by the doorway.
Obviously showing off to the general pubic.When he got to his nether regions he adopted some quite acrobatic positions with one foot high on the wall. As it was only a hand drier, it was in clear view of anybody passing by the doorway.
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