Match.com (Volume 5)

[nagsheadwarrior]

Tiggsy said:

Just added my Tinder date from January to my car insurance.....so it's just got real serious

st, I had a date last November, should I add her to my car insurance?
Can't remember her surname and the subject of no claims bonus never came up.

[Carthage]

Four days, and I'm still single. This is unlikely to change as I'm not actually looking, however.

Instead, I'm trying to grow a moustache, but I think I'm follicularly challenged.

[big dub]

A few messages sent on PoF and a number of 'likes' on Tinder, but still nothing

[anonymous-user]

Currently using Tinder in Melbourne and it is like shooting fish in a barrel. No idea if it is me being English, or the fact that most men can't seem to be able to string a sentence together?

Anyway, either way I am not complaining!

[Council Baby]

Joey Deacon said:

Currently using Tinder in Melbourne and it is like shooting fish in a barrel. No idea if it is me being English, or the fact that most men can't seem to be able to string a sentence together?

Anyway, either way I am not complaining!

I'm on the next plane - you got digs?

[anonymous-user]

Council Baby said:

Joey Deacon said:

Currently using Tinder in Melbourne and it is like shooting fish in a barrel. No idea if it is me being English, or the fact that most men can't seem to be able to string a sentence together?

Anyway, either way I am not complaining!

I'm on the next plane - you got digs?

Yup, in South Yarra.

Run out of women in the UK now?

[Council Baby]

Joey Deacon said:

Yup, in South Yarra.

Run out of women in the UK now?

Nope - but I'll always embrace an international challenge

[anonymous-user]

Council Baby said:

Nope - but I'll always embrace an international challenge

Well, currently talking to three women who all want to meet me on Saturday night. Two of them have basically offered me sex and the one who hasn't is the hottest of the three.

Ah, the agony of choice, go for the sure thing or gamble on the hottie.....

[Council Baby]

Joey Deacon said:

Well, currently talking to three women who all want to meet me on Saturday night. Two of them have basically offered me sex and the one who hasn't is the hottest of the three.

Ah, the agony of choice, go for the sure thing or gamble on the hottie.....

Gamble, the other 2 will wait.

[Justayellowbadge]

Council Baby said:

Joey Deacon said:

Well, currently talking to three women who all want to meet me on Saturday night. Two of them have basically offered me sex and the one who hasn't is the hottest of the three.

Ah, the agony of choice, go for the sure thing or gamble on the hottie.....

Gamble, the other 2 will wait.

You're slipping.

I remember a time when you'd have 'done lunch' with one, or both of the sure things, as a warm up for the evening with the hottie.

[kowalski655]

Or suggest a 3 or 4 way!

[Mr Roper]

kowalski655 said:

Or suggest a 3 or 4 way!

You dirty mucker, you.

[anonymous-user]

kowalski655 said:

Or suggest a 3 or 4 way!

One of the sure things has already said she doesn't do 3 ways.

[Council Baby]

Justayellowbadge said:

You're slipping.

I remember a time when you'd have 'done lunch' with one, or both of the sure things, as a warm up for the evening with the hottie.

Like last Thursday? Or last night?

I do NOT slip Mr Badge, I slide.

[kowalski655]

Mr Roper said:

You dirty mucker, you.

PMSL
That's shocking

[kowalski655]

Joey Deacon said:

One of the sure things has already said she doesn't do 3 ways.

Awww well,at least you still have the other two

[Colonial]

Council Baby said:

Nope - but I'll always embrace an international challenge

Newcastle (australian one) is pretty damn fine for options. Lots of beach chicks. Lots of young professionals. More single women than men...

[kowalski655]

That almost makes up for the killer spiders,giant snakes and crocodiles....almost

[Colonial]

kowalski655 said:

That almost makes up for the killer spiders,giant snakes and crocodiles....almost

No crocodiles here. The other 2 are a chance to prove you are a real man...

[fido]

That's why the hotties come to Clapham because they can pick off the guys they want in Sugarcane Bar. Or Infernos if they are not.