Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[LordGrover]

^^ You may be wise removing that.

[MartG]

LordGrover said:

^^ You may be wise removing that.

Thanks for the reminder - post removed



A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.
"I have four boys, and my wife is expecting another," says the Catholic. "One more son, and I'll have a basketball team."
"That's nothing," says the Baptist. "I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son, and I'll have a football team."
"That's nothing," says the Mormon. "I have 17 wives. One more wife, and I'll have a golf course."

Edited by MartG on Tuesday 11th August 09:57

[LordHaveMurci]

MartG said:

Thanks for the reminder - post removed



A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.
"I have four boys, and my wife is expecting another," says the Catholic. "One more son, and I'll have a basketball team."
"That's nothing," says the Baptist. "I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son, and I'll have a football team."
"That's nothing," says the Mormon. "I have 17 wives. One more wife, and I'll have a golf course."

Edited by MartG on Tuesday 11th August 09:57

He'd get a few birdies then.

[EarlOfHazard]

I’m trying to write a book about strong winds, but at the moment all I’ve got is a draft.

[Jollyclub]

MartG said:

A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.
"I have four boys, and my wife is expecting another," says the Catholic. "One more son, and I'll have a basketball team."
"That's nothing," says the Baptist. "I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son, and I'll have a football team."
"That's nothing," says the Mormon. "I have 17 wives. One more wife, and I'll have a golf course."

Surely one more wife would be 3 Golf Courses?

[McAndy]

EarlOfHazard said:

I’m trying to write a book about strong winds, but at the moment all I’ve got is a draft.

Care to regale us with some excerpts?

[EarlOfHazard]

McAndy said:

EarlOfHazard said:

I’m trying to write a book about strong winds, but at the moment all I’ve got is a draft.

Care to regale us with some excerpts?

yup, should be a breeze.

[marshalla]

EarlOfHazard said:

McAndy said:

EarlOfHazard said:

I’m trying to write a book about strong winds, but at the moment all I’ve got is a draft.

Care to regale us with some excerpts?

yup, should be a breeze.

I'm holding my breath until you air your thoughts. Do it with gusto.

[Steve vRS]

There is a successful book on poltergeists. It flew off the shelves!

[K12beano]

EarlOfHazard said:

I’m trying to write a book about strong winds, but at the moment all I’ve got is a draft.

Hurry, Ken!

[schmunk]

K12beano said:

EarlOfHazard said:

I’m trying to write a book about strong winds, but at the moment all I’ve got is a draft.

Hurry, Ken!

Hang on, I'm just making a cup of Typhoo...

[Halmyre]

schmunk said:

K12beano said:

EarlOfHazard said:

I’m trying to write a book about strong winds, but at the moment all I’ve got is a draft.

Hurry, Ken!

Hang on, I'm just making a cup of Typhoo...

Great, I'm thirsty, having been out cyclin'.

[schmunk]

Halmyre said:

Great, I'm thirsty, having been out cyclin'.

Hmmm, I'm anti-cyclin'.

[carmadgaz]

Jollyclub said:

MartG said:

A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.
"I have four boys, and my wife is expecting another," says the Catholic. "One more son, and I'll have a basketball team."
"That's nothing," says the Baptist. "I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son, and I'll have a football team."
"That's nothing," says the Mormon. "I have 17 wives. One more wife, and I'll have a golf course."

Surely one more wife would be 3 Golf Courses?

Depends on whether he is allowed to play the back 9

[Kenty]

My American visitor shouted, "The water is really cold here in England!"

"Stand up when you're having a pee, Leroy," I yelled back.

[karona]

[LordGrover]

[McAndy]

[Studio117]

my diabetic colleague might take that the wrong way.

[Hooli]

karona said: