Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 31)

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Scrump said:

Nipple clamps

What in place of my nipple tassels?? I suppose I could try and find some clamps with tassels attached!!

Tasselled nipple clamps?

The mere mention of them was sufficient to rouse me ( from my slumber ). Dirty boy I can read you like a book! )
Yes, they would have great potential.
About 120 volts should do nicely for starters.

We're doing well this morning; that's two major marketing possibilities already, and I'm still only on my first cuppa.
Keep up the good work, team.

[Bobberoo99]

It's amazing what comes up on Google when you type in "Tasselled nipple clamps", I'm sure it won't raise any alarms on the works intranet thingy will it???

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

It's amazing what comes up on Google when you type in "Tasselled nipple clamps", I'm sure it won't raise any alarms on the works intranet thingy will it???

Only if you programme your machine to twirl in all seven axes simultaneously.

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo99 said:

It's amazing what comes up on Google when you type in "Tasselled nipple clamps", I'm sure it won't raise any alarms on the works intranet thingy will it???

Only if you programme your machine to twirl in all seven axes simultaneously.

Oh that's easy, it's just simultaneous circular interpolation!!

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Oh that's easy, it's just simultaneous circular interpolation!!

I'd advise you to stay well clear of anything likely to involve Interpol.

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Oh that's easy, it's just simultaneous circular interpolation!!

I'd advise you to stay well clear of anything likely to involve Interpol.

Hhhhmmmm hadn't thought of that!!!

[P5BNij]

DickyC said:

Yes, but more importantly, I've just made a mug of tea without a tea bag. This, it turns out, is a fundamental oversight. It's thin. It's a bit like a cuppa from a busy stall where they put the milk in first and don't let it brew, but even thinner.

You need some railway tea Dicky, it's so strong you could stand a spoon up in it. A magnificent character building brew perfected by drivers, guards, shunters and wheeltappers for nigh on two hundred years, it'll put hairs on your chest if you haven't already got them. I've just looked down at mine and found another grey one. Bugger!

[glenrobbo]

P5BNij said:

You need some railway tea Dicky, it's so strong you could stand a spoon up in it. A magnificent character building brew perfected by drivers, guards, shunters and wheeltappers for nigh on two hundred years, it'll put hairs on your chest if you haven't already got them. I've just looked down at mine and found another grey one. Bugger!

I've had a cup of shunters' tea in their cabin whist I was waiting for the next movement. Train movement of course, what were you thinking?
The spoon did not stand up in the tea: it gradually sank down as it dissolved.
Tasty tea though, if you didn't mind the slightly astringent tang of the dissolved metallic content.

Dont look, Bobbers!
( Glenrobbo unbuttons himself and looks down at chest: much grey, some brown, some silver, some nickel-chrome, but no ginger. Phew! )

[Bomma220]

glenrobbo said:

( Glenrobbo unbuttons himself and looks down at chest: much grey, some brown, some silver, some nickel-chrome, but no ginger. Phew! )

Biscuit crumbs? Never mind old boy, happens to us all.

I've got to pick this R1 thing up soon and take it back. Bloody throttle's like an on/off switch. Sodding thing

[Chunkymonkey_71]

• peeks out form behind the plastic palm tree in the corner of the room*

Hello.

[DickyC]

Chunkymonkey_71 said:

*peeks out from behind the plastic palm tree in the corner of the room*

Hello.

Don't tell me that, Chunks. I've been watering that religiously for nearly nine years.

[Pericoloso]

My fridge freezer broke last Saturday.
I've been eating lots of veg since.
I've just thrown away a pan full of veg.
It smelled funny.
2.5 bags of peas
1.5 bags of corn
Bag of carrots.
In the bin.
I'm depressed.
I don't waste stuff

[Bomma220]

Hello old boy.

Sorry about the palm tree thing, it is a sodding nuisance

We have to keep it there though, Battert brought it back from Costa Blanca. Only time he's ever been abroad, as far as we know.

[Bobberoo99]

Is that?
No surely not!!
By George it is indeed Chunks old chap, don't just stand there, come in and take a load off!!
Today's hot topics, watery tea, chest hair, redunculously rapid motor bikes, nipple clamps or nipple tassels, discuss!!

[Chunkymonkey_71]

Just a wee flying visit. About to head home from work...

[Bobberoo99]

Well it's jolly nice to see you old boy!!!
How's things going? Still got the MX5?
More importantly do you prefer your nipple clamps with or without tassels???

[Bobberoo99]

Since arriving home I have cleaned through the kitchen, bathroom and hoovered and am now cooking tea, which will be cottage pie with Swede and carrot mash on top with green beans and cabbage!!!

[Scrump]

Bobberoo99 said:

am now cooking tea, which will be cottage pie with Swede and carrot mash on top with green beans and cabbage!!!

I notice there is no tea in your tea.
Is cottage pie and veg tea the next product in the line of teafree teas?

[Bobberoo99]

Scrump said:

I notice there is no tea in your tea.
Is cottage pie and veg tea the next product in the line of teafree teas?

We're also in talks with a large chocolate manufacturer for chocolate flavoured teafree tea, I have my doubts that it'll catch on though, I mean who wants to drink a chocolate flavoured hot beverage?!?!?

[magooagain]

There now! Just in time.