Match.com (Volume 5)

[NRS]

Council Baby said:

Quiet in here!

Had the shortest date of my life yesterday, offended her in under 5 minutes and she buggered off.

Never was going to go well, me dating a feminist woman's rights lawyer

Has everyone else stopped the action?

Nope, I ended up speaking to a female today.

[IanMorewood]

Mr Pies said:

Has anyone ever escaped the friendzone? If so how did you manage it?

Drink in large quantities.

[SpunkyGlory]

Mr Pies said:

Has anyone ever escaped the friendzone? If so how did you manage it?

Surely you just need to be there when she's going through hard times with other guys, so she realises how great you are in comparison?

[Blown2CV]

SpunkyGlory said:

Mr Pies said:

Has anyone ever escaped the friendzone? If so how did you manage it?

Surely you just need to be there when she's going through hard times with other guys, so she realises how great you are in comparison?

lol, which isn't the definition of being friendzoned at all.

"I wish i could find a guy like you"

[Mr Pies]

Well there's £4's worth of cheap Vodka up the swanny!

[Zwolf]

Mr Pies said:

Has anyone ever escaped the friendzone? If so how did you manage it?

Alcohol and fking usually does it.

[Gretchen]

Zwolf said:

Mr Pies said:

Has anyone ever escaped the friendzone? If so how did you manage it?

Alcohol and fking usually does it.

Rohypnol. You forgot to mention the Rohypnol.

[VinceFox]

Never been in it.

[Ki3r]

Mr Pies said:

Has anyone ever escaped the friendzone? If so how did you manage it?

In and out a few times with one person! Possibly getting out with another .

[NRS]

Goodness, dating advice from Ki3r,

[Ki3r]

I'm making the mistakes so you don't have to .

[Zwolf]

VinceFox said:

Never been in it.

I suppose having no friends is one way to avoid the problem...

[JumboBeef]

Interesting thread (for an recently separated person). I see there are loads of dating sites out there, including those that say lets just forget the dating and get straight into bed, which offer lots of young bored pretty women absolutely gagging to meet a man for uncomplicated fun. There must be a catch, no?

[VinceFox]

Zwolf said:

VinceFox said:

Never been in it.

I suppose having no friends is one way to avoid the problem...

I'M BATMAN.

[Thankyou4calling]

JumboBeef said:

Interesting thread (for an recently separated person). I see there are loads of dating sites out there, including those that say lets just forget the dating and get straight into bed, which offer lots of young bored pretty women absolutely gagging to meet a man for uncomplicated fun. There must be a catch, no?

Ohhhh where shall we start.

[JumboBeef]

Thankyou4calling said:

JumboBeef said:

Interesting thread (for an recently separated person). I see there are loads of dating sites out there, including those that say lets just forget the dating and get straight into bed, which offer lots of young bored pretty women absolutely gagging to meet a man for uncomplicated fun. There must be a catch, no?

Ohhhh where shall we start.

An informative post maybe....?

[NRS]

JumboBeef said:

Interesting thread (for an recently separated person). I see there are loads of dating sites out there, including those that say lets just forget the dating and get straight into bed, which offer lots of young bored pretty women absolutely gagging to meet a man for uncomplicated fun. There must be a catch, no?

AIDS.

[JumboBeef]

NRS said:

JumboBeef said:

Interesting thread (for an recently separated person). I see there are loads of dating sites out there, including those that say lets just forget the dating and get straight into bed, which offer lots of young bored pretty women absolutely gagging to meet a man for uncomplicated fun. There must be a catch, no?

AIDS.

So no different than going out an a Saturday night, trying for a one night stand then.

[Thankyou4calling]

JumboBeef said:

An informative post maybe....?

OK, a couple of questions for you which will help the PH masses steer you to the right areas

What are you looking for ?
Where are you located?
Are you in shape and decent looking with plenty of banter?
Are you prepared to invest time, money and deal with rejection?

Your future may depend on your responses

[NRS]

JumboBeef said:

NRS said:

JumboBeef said:

Interesting thread (for an recently separated person). I see there are loads of dating sites out there, including those that say lets just forget the dating and get straight into bed, which offer lots of young bored pretty women absolutely gagging to meet a man for uncomplicated fun. There must be a catch, no?

AIDS.

So no different than going out an a Saturday night, trying for a one night stand then.

Oh no, this is the worst sort of bad AIDS you can get.

No, basically they're becoming a socially acceptable way of hooking up with people. And with women being more liberated they're up for it as much as men, rather than lots of men trying anything to get it. There does appear to be a lot of nutters out there from posts in here, but that's life.