Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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One for out members over the pond.
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience, and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility.
I'm sorry, but due to ObamaCare...they turned you down."
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA.
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience, and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility.
I'm sorry, but due to ObamaCare...they turned you down."
ds!!..
Jonboy_t said:
I've deleted all of the names of my German friends from my mobile.
I'm now Hans free.
(Best joke at Edinburgh festival this year, apparently!)
I am curretly sat in the Volvo Cars offices in Cologne. I have just told the above joke to the two German people I have come to see - and they appreciated it!I'm now Hans free.
(Best joke at Edinburgh festival this year, apparently!)
jingars said:
Jonboy_t said:
I've deleted all of the names of my German friends from my mobile.
I'm now Hans free.
(Best joke at Edinburgh festival this year, apparently!)
I am curretly sat in the Volvo Cars offices in Cologne. I have just told the above joke to the two German people I have come to see - and they appreciated it!I'm now Hans free.
(Best joke at Edinburgh festival this year, apparently!)
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