Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 2]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 2]

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CC07 PEU

2,301 posts

206 months

Monday 13th May 2013
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The neighbours in the flat below me for unbelievably, ridiculously loud urination. I'm not talking just in the early hours of the morning either. Even at lunch time on a Saturday for example, they can be heard pissing from at least five blocks away. Think race horse pissing from the top of a seventy four storey building into a tin can below and you'll get the idea. I dread to think the hell the occupants on the ground floor below them will be going through given that I can hear them from above. They seriously need to get one of those Egglu things that featured on Dragon's Den a year or so ago.

Pothole

34,367 posts

284 months

Monday 13th May 2013
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hidetheelephants

25,560 posts

195 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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Hardwood building blocks annoy you beyond reason? confused

fatboy18

18,984 posts

213 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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CC07 PEU said:
The neighbours in the flat below me for unbelievably, ridiculously loud urination. I'm not talking just in the early hours of the morning either. Even at lunch time on a Saturday for example, they can be heard pissing from at least five blocks away. Think race horse pissing from the top of a seventy four storey building into a tin can below and you'll get the idea. I dread to think the hell the occupants on the ground floor below them will be going through given that I can hear them from above. They seriously need to get one of those Egglu things that featured on Dragon's Den a year or so ago.
The real problem here is the Differences between English building regulations and Scottish building regulations.
Scotland's building regs are much more stringent when it comes to noise insulation in building construction.

England has the bare minimum. Housing construction in England needs an overhaul. The type of stupid little boxes they build now puts people right on top of each other, minimum insulation to meet building regs, so noise from one dwelling to another is very likley. Some smaller homes even state that Flat Pack furniture must be used as you would not be able to get a bed or sofa through the front doors or around the corners to enter rooms. Its wrong and the Law should be changed.

So if you want a quieter building, Scotland's your best bet wink

Edited by fatboy18 on Tuesday 14th May 08:34

onyx39

11,148 posts

152 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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CC07 PEU said:
The neighbours in the flat below me for unbelievably, ridiculously loud urination. I'm not talking just in the early hours of the morning either. Even at lunch time on a Saturday for example, they can be heard pissing from at least five blocks away. Think race horse pissing from the top of a seventy four storey building into a tin can below and you'll get the idea. I dread to think the hell the occupants on the ground floor below them will be going through given that I can hear them from above. They seriously need to get one of those Egglu things that featured on Dragon's Den a year or so ago.
I get noise from my neightbours too... sh4gging... smile we hear it on a regular basis, the odd thing is, I thought it was always the same couple, but they are on honeymoon, and I heard it last night / this morning..

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jr6yam

1,307 posts

185 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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People in the gym furious
Hogging the equipment, not putting any effort in, and chucking weights around is bad enough
but what really boils my pi$$ is bad form; I saw some twunt the other day doing barbell curls
on the preacher bench who still managed to utilise his shoulders, back, and legs! Waste of feckin' time rolleyes

fatboy18

18,984 posts

213 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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Whats a GYM?

Cliftonite

8,421 posts

140 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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fatboy18 said:
Whats a GYM?
I understand it's the 21st century equivalent of a torture chamber, with lots of machinery to inflict pain and discomfort on its victims.


goldblum

10,272 posts

169 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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jr6yam said:
People in the gym furious
Hogging the equipment, not putting any effort in, and chucking weights around is bad enough
but what really boils my pi$$ is bad form; I saw some twunt the other day doing barbell curls
on the preacher bench who still managed to utilise his shoulders, back, and legs! Waste of feckin' time rolleyes
'Gym moans' thread:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Vipers

32,979 posts

230 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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fatboy18 said:
Whats a GYM?
Gay Young Men biggrin



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Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

235 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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Vipers said:
fatboy18 said:
Whats a GYM?
Gay Young Men biggrin



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jr6yam said:
Hogging the equipment, not putting any effort in
pfft!

shouldbworking

4,770 posts

214 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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Workplace fridges.

Threw away 2 pints of cheese this morning that some kind soul had left in there and people had apparently filed under 'not my problem' - for a month. Retch central.

Shelves covered in assorted spillages. 'Orange juice' carton laying on one. Removed shelf, turned it upside down. Carton remained firmly affixed to shelf.

I dont drink tea or coffee and mostly am far too lazy to make lunch before work, so am a rare visitor to the fridge, but every tme I do its vomit central.

rohrl

8,770 posts

147 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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fatboy18 said:
Whats a GYM?
It's somewhere insecure people go to injure themselves with muscle strains.

DJFish

5,938 posts

265 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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shouldbworking said:
Workplace fridges.
I've had to clean our work fridge out a few times, once when a mozzarella was left for so long it actually burst in its bag and filled the salad drawer with rancid rotting cheese juice.


Vitorio

4,296 posts

145 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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Companies who are interested in hiring me, yet are only willing to offer LESS then i currently make, and wont offer me a fleet-car to boot.

I just wasted an entire free afternoon on an interview with a company which looked OK, they liked me, i have the skills and enthusiasm they want, then at the end of an hour and a half they just want to check if we are in the same ballpark before we waste more of each others time, and this st pops up.

the clincher was that they do offer fleet cars, but have an active discouragement policy, meaning to qualify for a fleet-car, you have to wave goodbye to 10% of your pay, which also means less holiday money, pension savings etc... bunch of clowns really.

Pothole

34,367 posts

284 months

Tuesday 14th May 2013
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hidetheelephants said:
Hardwood building blocks annoy you beyond reason? confused
I was wondering if the distance CC07 PEU can hear his neighbour pissing from was when they're laid end to end or side by side...

Timberwolf

5,355 posts

220 months

Wednesday 15th May 2013
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CC07 PEU said:
The neighbours in the flat below me for unbelievably, ridiculously loud urination.
Flat neighbours generally. I don't know what it is about them that attracts people to think, "Aha! This building surrounded by neighbours in every direction is the perfect place for my dream of eggshell-thin laminate flooring, heavy track door wardrobes bolted directly to transmission walls, and parties with my friends from the Dropping Things On The Floor Club and the Competitive Cupboard Door Slamming League! I shall load my leaky washing machine into a van forthwith!"

mike80

2,252 posts

218 months

Wednesday 15th May 2013
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Timberwolf said:
Flat neighbours generally.
+1.

And estate agents and mortgage advisers who come up with ridiculously uncompetitive monthly payments.

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

228 months

Wednesday 15th May 2013
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Mexican Chilli flavour McCoy's crisps.

The crack cocaine of the savoury snack world.

Must...resist!!

Rick_1138

3,707 posts

180 months

Wednesday 15th May 2013
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+1 on theworks fridge, i gave the workshop supervisor carte blanche to clear the thing out each friday, staff have been told if you want it, take it home on friday as it wont be there in the afternoon.

This came about after finidng a fruit salad which had been opened, one piece of fruit consumed and the rest left to become a biology exam experiment, i didnt know strawberries become a white milky substance if left long enough....

Also the fact a mortgage repayment would be about £400pm but equivelant rents (of which there are bugger all around here) cost £700-£800 pounds pm....

grr
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