A bit council (Vol 5)

A bit council (Vol 5)

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Spare tyre

9,744 posts

132 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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FatboyKim said:
csd19 said:
Don't forget UGG boots, the utter classic in legit or knock off versions, to be worn by council lasses in too tight leggings cloud9
Slag wellies
They are to catch the drips

FatboyKim

2,312 posts

32 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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Dog Star said:
Winds me up no end - I used to work in my local Job Centre (proper good laugh to be honest) and the ste people would come up with to avoid work beggared belief. As far as I’m concerned if you can pick up the phone then you can work.

The “looking ancient” thing is very common with long term unemployed, it ages people at a phenomenal rate. I saw people in their 30s who’d never worked a day in their lives but looked over 60.

I’d take draconian measures to make these people earn their money and free house - make em pick up litter etc but you can’t - lefties go fking apest, and to be fair the doleys would just do worse than nothing anyway.

Similarly all these dole pole types - lefties up in arms about “evil Tories” demeaning the disabled by making them do assessments. How the hell else are you meant to weed out the idlers, and believe me there’s a lot of them. The stuff I saw…
The single most council thing you saw?...

Dog Star

16,189 posts

170 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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csd19 said:
Don't forget UGG boots, the utter classic in legit or knock off versions, to be worn by council lasses in too tight leggings cloud9
Mrs DS used to wear pink ones with a little denim miniskirt cloud9

Turtle Shed

1,594 posts

28 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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dundarach

5,143 posts

230 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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hotukdeals - council?

Surely one knows what one requires, regardless of the price.

To be lured in to purchasing some tat, simply because its RRP has been artificially raised, before being reduced, all seems rather silly what!

The same must also be true of any kind of coupon scheme, via electronic methods or not?

monthou

4,657 posts

52 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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dundarach said:
hotukdeals - council?

Surely one knows what one requires, regardless of the price.

To be lured in to purchasing some tat, simply because its RRP has been artificially raised, before being reduced, all seems rather silly what!

The same must also be true of any kind of coupon scheme, via electronic methods or not?
Buying tat might be council (I won't be putting that to my wife), looking for the best price surely isn't.
There is plenty of tat on HUKD.

DoctorX

7,332 posts

169 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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dundarach said:
hotukdeals - council?

Surely one knows what one requires, regardless of the price.

To be lured in to purchasing some tat, simply because its RRP has been artificially raised, before being reduced, all seems rather silly what!

The same must also be true of any kind of coupon scheme, via electronic methods or not?
I must be council then. If someone is offering a discount, I'll take it. Don't use any of these voucher websites though.

eldar

21,887 posts

198 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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DoctorX said:
I must be council then. If someone is offering a discount, I'll take it. Don't use any of these voucher websites though.
Is that why you have eleven discounted sex ponds?

Superflow

1,422 posts

134 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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dundarach said:
hotukdeals - council?

Surely one knows what one requires, regardless of the price.

To be lured in to purchasing some tat, simply because its RRP has been artificially raised, before being reduced, all seems rather silly what!

The same must also be true of any kind of coupon scheme, via electronic methods or not?
The same way that people are lured into PCP deals when a car has a ridiculously high rrp £50k but you can have it for just £400 per month which makes them think they are getting a bargain smoke and mirrors with the inflated rrp price.

Caddyshack

11,017 posts

208 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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Spare tyre said:
Timothy Bucktu said:
Regarding washing lines.
A straight washing line spanning the length of the garden (usually a dog poo infested, old sofa, kids pool and fridge dumping ground in this example) but with the pegs left on all year round = council.
Our rotary, we have to leave erect so to speak, it you leave it in the hole but folded small children like to put their heads in the cords and spin until dead
The above just sounds like nature working some Darwinian science.

R56Cooper

2,426 posts

225 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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John Pye Auctions. Auctions returned items / stolen and recovered etc.

Someone in work mentioned it yesterday and a few in the office had a look and got excited by all of the apparent bargains. £200 coffee machines going for £50 etc.

What they failed to appreciate was that the auction amount had a 25% fee added on the end, plus VAT and delivery charges so in most cases, the bidding price was basically half of the end price, all for items that may, or may not work and are generally broken with no warranty or come back at all. Total false economy.

Jader1973

4,081 posts

202 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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mikey_b said:
austinsmirk said:
Isn’t the rotary dryer literally the only Australian invention of note ??

I refuse to Google it !
I believe the dual-flush toilet cistern is also an Aussie invention. But I can’t think of any others off-hand.
The list may surprise you.

Refrigerator
Mechanical clippers (for shearing sheep)
Electric drill
The notepad
The Feature Film (first film over 1 hour long)
Tank (as in army)
Self propelled Rotary hoe
Car radio
Pacemaker
Coupe utility aka the ute
Hills hoist (rotary drier)
Solar hot water
Black box flight recorder
Medical ultrasound
Latex glove
Inflatable escape slide
Wine cask
Microwave landing system
Power board
Bionic ear
Dual flush toilet
Polymer banknote
Wi-fi

The Ashes biggrin




Muppet007

416 posts

47 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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Jader1973 said:
mikey_b said:
austinsmirk said:
Isn’t the rotary dryer literally the only Australian invention of note ??

I refuse to Google it !
I believe the dual-flush toilet cistern is also an Aussie invention. But I can’t think of any others off-hand.
The list may surprise you.

Refrigerator
Mechanical clippers (for shearing sheep)
Electric drill
The notepad
The Feature Film (first film over 1 hour long)
Tank (as in army)
Self propelled Rotary hoe
Car radio
Pacemaker
Coupe utility aka the ute
Hills hoist (rotary drier)
Solar hot water
Black box flight recorder
Medical ultrasound
Latex glove
Inflatable escape slide
Wine cask
Microwave landing system
Power board
Bionic ear
Dual flush toilet
Polymer banknote
Wi-fi

The Ashes biggrin
I thought the military Tank was a British invention during WWI?

DoctorX

7,332 posts

169 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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eldar said:
DoctorX said:
I must be council then. If someone is offering a discount, I'll take it. Don't use any of these voucher websites though.
Is that why you have eleven discounted sex ponds?
Busted. hehe

Mammasaid

3,933 posts

99 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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Muppet007 said:
Jader1973 said:
mikey_b said:
austinsmirk said:
Isn’t the rotary dryer literally the only Australian invention of note ??

I refuse to Google it !
I believe the dual-flush toilet cistern is also an Aussie invention. But I can’t think of any others off-hand.
The list may surprise you.

Refrigerator
Mechanical clippers (for shearing sheep)
Electric drill
The notepad
The Feature Film (first film over 1 hour long)
Tank (as in army)
Self propelled Rotary hoe
Car radio
Pacemaker
Coupe utility aka the ute
Hills hoist (rotary drier)
Solar hot water
Black box flight recorder
Medical ultrasound
Latex glove
Inflatable escape slide
Wine cask
Microwave landing system
Power board
Bionic ear
Dual flush toilet
Polymer banknote
Wi-fi

The Ashes biggrin
I thought the military Tank was a British invention during WWI?
Confusing Austria with Australia - council

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tank#History

Jader1973

4,081 posts

202 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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Muppet007 said:
I thought the military Tank was a British invention during WWI?
Technically yes. However an Australian (Lancelot de Mol) submitted various proposals starting in 1912 (which were ignored) and the eventual Mark 1 design was close to his proposal.

Possibly a bit tenuous smile

Muppet007

416 posts

47 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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Every day is a learning day, thanks!

deadtom

2,591 posts

167 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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Jader1973 said:
The list may surprise you.

...
Tank (as in army)
...
well there's a thing. I normally consider myself reasonably well acquainted with most things tank related, this was completely new to me.

His prototype model looks much closer to designs from WWII (especially the Churchill) than WWI, clearly a man ahead of his time.

Edited by deadtom on Thursday 23 June 12:04

take-good-care-of-the-forest-dewey

5,360 posts

57 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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Jader1973 said:
mikey_b said:
austinsmirk said:
Isn’t the rotary dryer literally the only Australian invention of note ??

I refuse to Google it !
I believe the dual-flush toilet cistern is also an Aussie invention. But I can’t think of any others off-hand.
The list may surprise you.

Refrigerator
Mechanical clippers (for shearing sheep)
Electric drill
The notepad
The Feature Film (first film over 1 hour long)
Tank (as in army)
Self propelled Rotary hoe
Car radio
Pacemaker
Coupe utility aka the ute
Hills hoist (rotary drier)
Solar hot water
Black box flight recorder
Medical ultrasound
Latex glove
Inflatable escape slide
Wine cask
Microwave landing system
Power board
Bionic ear
Dual flush toilet
Polymer banknote
Wi-fi

The Ashes biggrin
Also...

The smoko
The mullet
The bogan
Warefare with Ostriches


Jader1973

4,081 posts

202 months

Thursday 23rd June 2022
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deadtom said:
Jader1973 said:
The list may surprise you.

...
Tank (as in army)
...
[citation needed]
Google it.

Using your wi-fi that Australia invented biggrin

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