Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 2]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 2]

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goldblum

10,272 posts

168 months

Friday 17th May 2013
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Fat men with beards.


As if you're not enough of an eyesore already.





TheHeretic

73,668 posts

256 months

Friday 17th May 2013
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Natalie Dormer's mouth.

hidetheelephants

24,864 posts

194 months

Friday 17th May 2013
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TheHeretic said:
Natalie Dormer's mouth.
Idle curiosity drove me to google images; has she had a stroke? Or is she one of those astonishing tts whose reflex act on someone producing a camera is to gurn in the most ridiculous manner possible? Nice tits though.


Edited by hidetheelephants on Friday 17th May 23:06

ArtVandelay

6,689 posts

185 months

Friday 17th May 2013
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TheHeretic said:
Natalie Dormer's mouth.
fking hell that is annoying. She's just odd looking

RumbleOfThunder

3,566 posts

204 months

Friday 17th May 2013
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goldblum said:
Fat men with beards.


As if you're not enough of an eyesore already.
rofl

TameRacingDriver

18,117 posts

273 months

Monday 20th May 2013
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People on here who seem to think that they are better off financially than others is because they "work harder". That really fking boils my piss, it may be the case for some, but certainly not everyone, I know lots of people who work very hard who will never be rich, but that phrase is bandied about on here as if it is some kind of fact. Just sounds like a condescending, arrogant and smug statement with little actual bearing on reality or circumstances.

VoziKaoFangio

8,202 posts

152 months

Monday 20th May 2013
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"Yeah no".

I just asked someone to do something at work and they said: "Yeah no, I can do that".

In all cases where someone says "Yeah no", either the "yeah" or the "no" is unnecessary. Just give me the one you mean, it's not as if the meanings of the words are easily confusable.

droopsnoot

12,040 posts

243 months

Monday 20th May 2013
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You can never be sure if it's an 'office space' reference, I seem to recall the supervisor used to do that.

droopsnoot

12,040 posts

243 months

Monday 20th May 2013
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My latest is the new "investment" at a local level crossing in the shape of illuminated signs that light up periodically saying "Keep crossing clear". I haven't figured out yet what causes them to illuminate, whether it signals an approaching train earlier than the barriers do, or whether it senses that vehicles are queueing beyond the crossing. However, it annoys me for two reasons:

1. The level crossing, as with most, is painted with yellow box-junction markings. These quite clearly say "don't queue on here unless you exit is clear" in exactly the same way that the signs do, but don't use electricity.

2. How stupid would you have to be to queue on a level crossing just because there are vehicles stopped on the other side? Surely anyone would be able to imagine the effect of 1000 tonnes of train hitting their car at any speed?

I know they're in the process of closing the signal box that overlooks the crossing (which can presumably override the automatic barriers and leave the signal on red in the event of it not being clear), but the crossing radar they've just fitted is also supposed to do that. Duplicated instructions, especially those that are so obvious a normal person wouldn't even need the first instruction, do my head in.

Oh, and in the same location, the people that stand around at the closed crossing gates waiting ages for a train to pass, tutting and looking at their watches, rather than crossing via the footbridge that's right next to them. Obviously not the elderly or those with prams, but the rest of them.

goldblum

10,272 posts

168 months

Monday 20th May 2013
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droopsnoot said:
2. How stupid would you have to be...
Very, very, very stupid. Unfortunately, etc... .

wst

3,494 posts

162 months

Monday 20th May 2013
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james_tigerwoods said:
I let a lot go, but sometimes little things make me annoyed - like hearing other people eating. It's odd, but I hate that sound - that's hate, not get annoyed to the point where I start leaning towards physical violence.
That'd be misophonia!

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

227 months

Monday 20th May 2013
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Windscreen wipers.

We can put a man on the moon. We can put a spaceship outside the solar system. We can put a stupendous amount of technology into a phone that gets used to play Candy Crush.

So why the juddering titty-fk can't we make windscreen wipers that aren't st?

I hate them.

phil_h_88

153 posts

198 months

Monday 20th May 2013
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wst said:
james_tigerwoods said:
I let a lot go, but sometimes little things make me annoyed - like hearing other people eating. It's odd, but I hate that sound - that's hate, not get annoyed to the point where I start leaning towards physical violence.
That'd be misophonia!
Agh I've had this as long as I can remember, I have to leave the room if someone is making unnecessary eating noise. It drives me to the point of either leaving or having to say something. When one of my housemates eats anything it sounds like a Russian peasant being devoured by wolves, I just sit and stare incredulously.

rohrl

8,754 posts

146 months

Monday 20th May 2013
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CommanderJameson said:
Windscreen wipers.

We can put a man on the moon. We can put a spaceship outside the solar system. We can put a stupendous amount of technology into a phone that gets used to play Candy Crush.

So why the juddering titty-fk can't we make windscreen wipers that aren't st?

I hate them.
Have you tried those flat Bosch ones? They're quite expensive but they're pretty good wipers.

james_tigerwoods

16,291 posts

198 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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phil_h_88 said:
wst said:
james_tigerwoods said:
I let a lot go, but sometimes little things make me annoyed - like hearing other people eating. It's odd, but I hate that sound - that's hate, not get annoyed to the point where I start leaning towards physical violence.
That'd be misophonia!
Agh I've had this as long as I can remember, I have to leave the room if someone is making unnecessary eating noise. It drives me to the point of either leaving or having to say something. When one of my housemates eats anything it sounds like a Russian peasant being devoured by wolves, I just sit and stare incredulously.
I will put the TV on or hum until there's another noise. Or just leave the room.

I have no doubt that I am making the same noises, but that's me - I can't really hear it...

hidetheelephants

24,864 posts

194 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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james_tigerwoods said:
I will put the TV on or hum until there's another noise. Or just leave the room.

I have no doubt that I am making the same noises, but that's me - I can't really hear it...
How do you cope with restaurants? wobble

Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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hidetheelephants said:
james_tigerwoods said:
I will put the TV on or hum until there's another noise. Or just leave the room.

I have no doubt that I am making the same noises, but that's me - I can't really hear it...
How do you cope with restaurants? wobble
I don't know what kind of 'restaurants' you go to, but I can't remember the last time I could hear anyone else eating in one!

james_tigerwoods

16,291 posts

198 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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hidetheelephants said:
james_tigerwoods said:
I will put the TV on or hum until there's another noise. Or just leave the room.

I have no doubt that I am making the same noises, but that's me - I can't really hear it...
How do you cope with restaurants? wobble
As above - It's never silent in them.... smile

TheHeretic

73,668 posts

256 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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hidetheelephants said:
TheHeretic said:
Natalie Dormer's mouth.
Idle curiosity drove me to google images; has she had a stroke? Or is she one of those astonishing tts whose reflex act on someone producing a camera is to gurn in the most ridiculous manner possible? Nice tits though.


Edited by hidetheelephants on Friday 17th May 23:06
I don't know. I can on
I assume she has no idea what to do with her mouth, so contorts it in a variety of ways depending on camera angle. First saw her in The Tudors, and she would do the wonky mouth thing, but only at certain times, then seeing her in different things, I started to annoy. It is like her version of duck face. Seeing her in Elementary made me post.

The Don of Croy

6,007 posts

160 months

Tuesday 21st May 2013
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People overtaking cyclists on bends...without using their indicators...and without leaving enough room for vehicles going the other way...even though the bend is sufficiently tight as to negate their view of possible oncoming traffic...just because they have to get there a tad quicker...

Feckless gormless E class estate driver!
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