Match.com (Volume 5)

[TedMaul]

So we've had plenty of 'mound of the hound of the Baskervilles', so how about some that seem too good to be true?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=640...

and this fine lady

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=771...

Oh and yes, I will msg them tomorrow just to satisfy my curiosity, nothing more and not secretly thinking pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaseeee

[spikeyhead]

TedMaul said:

So we've had plenty of 'mound of the hound of the Baskervilles', so how about some that seem too good to be true?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=640...

and this fine lady

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=771...

Oh and yes, I will msg them tomorrow just to satisfy my curiosity, nothing more and not secretly thinking pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaseeee

That first one isn't good. Anyone that likes TOWIE cannot be classed as good.

[TedMaul]

spikeyhead said:

TedMaul said:

So we've had plenty of 'mound of the hound of the Baskervilles', so how about some that seem too good to be true?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=640...

and this fine lady

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=771...

Oh and yes, I will msg them tomorrow just to satisfy my curiosity, nothing more and not secretly thinking pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaseeee

That first one isn't good. Anyone that likes TOWIE cannot be classed as good.

Given her other attributes I would probably forgive her choice in TV shows. I would probably forgive her most things in the short term.....

[Blown2CV]

TedMaul said:

So we've had plenty of 'mound of the hound of the Baskervilles', so how about some that seem too good to be true?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=640...

and this fine lady

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=771...

Oh and yes, I will msg them tomorrow just to satisfy my curiosity, nothing more and not secretly thinking pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaseeee

First one looks like a sugar daddy wanted or scam profile. Too weird. What are these 'beliefs' I wonder.

[Ki3r]

Quick question for you all.

You know a friends partner is arranging to meet other people for dates (know 100%).

Do you tell your friend and risk being accused of stirring things up, or keep quiet and see it (hopefully) fk up without you getting involved?

I know what I would want (to be told), but wondering what's best?

[Impasse]

Ki3r said:

Quick question for you all.

You know a friends partner is arranging to meet other people for dates (know 100%).

Do you tell your friend and risk being accused of stirring things up, or keep quiet and see it (hopefully) fk up without you getting involved?

I know what I would want (to be told), but wondering what's best?

Nope, you tell the person doing the dirty to put their house in order.

[Ki3r]

I've got no way of contacting them (other than Facebook, which I won't be doing).

If I do tell my friend, how on earth do I do it? Just simply say 'xyz is meeting other people for dates, here if the proof'? Or is there a better way?

[Impasse]

In that case you don't get involved. Just be there to help clear up the mess when it all goes wrong.

[Ki3r]

Ok...

Anyone else think the same?

[Vaud]

Ki3r said:

Ok...

Anyone else think the same?

How close a friend? Are we talking best man, know everything friends, or "friends"?

[Mobile Chicane]

Ki3r said:

Quick question for you all.

You know a friends partner is arranging to meet other people for dates (know 100%).

Do you tell your friend and risk being accused of stirring things up, or keep quiet and see it (hopefully) fk up without you getting involved?

I know what I would want (to be told), but wondering what's best?

'Relationship advice' from you being like that of King Herod on the care of new-born babies, I'd be inclined to leave well alone.

[vonuber]

First date with my missus was a pizza in Zizzis on Charing Cross Road (about £20). Second was a meal out in Brum followed by a few drinks (about £50).
We've hit 5.5yrs, so it must have been my dazzling wit and charm. Or her desperation as she approached 30.

[Ki3r]

Vaud - best friends, share everything.
MC - point taken

[AyBee]

Ki3r said:

Vaud - best friends, share everything.
MC - point taken

Please tell me "best friend" is not the girl with the kid...!

As per MC, leave well alone.

[AyBee]

TedMaul said:

So we've had plenty of 'mound of the hound of the Baskervilles', so how about some that seem too good to be true?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=640...

and this fine lady

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=771...

Oh and yes, I will msg them tomorrow just to satisfy my curiosity, nothing more and not secretly thinking pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaseeee

Katie said:

I love snog marry avoid but always turn it off before they make the girls look all boring

If you've ever watched that show, you'll realise how horrific the above statement is!

[Some Gump]

TedMaul said:

So we've had plenty of 'mound of the hound of the Baskervilles', so how about some that seem too good to be true?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=640...

and this fine lady

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=771...

Oh and yes, I will msg them tomorrow just to satisfy my curiosity, nothing more and not secretly thinking pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaseeee

What, a vacuous, tartly looking bird with 2 kids who only seemingly wants to shop? Wow, hell of a catch that. She really is too good to be true..

[WinstonWolf]

See, I told ya it makes perfect financial sense

[TedMaul]

Blown2CV said:

TedMaul said:

So we've had plenty of 'mound of the hound of the Baskervilles', so how about some that seem too good to be true?

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=640...

and this fine lady

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=771...

Oh and yes, I will msg them tomorrow just to satisfy my curiosity, nothing more and not secretly thinking pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaseeee

First one looks like a sugar daddy wanted or scam profile. Too weird. What are these 'beliefs' I wonder.

Indeed, but 'how' does the scam work, unless she wants to see your bank account details before the 1st date including all internet banking logons and passwords.

Agree its a scam, her profile says she doesn't drink and one of the photos shows her holding a can of cider, I just don't see how the scam works unless Tonker is right, but who'd be that daft to take out cars/cards etc in the name of someone 20 years younger than themselves they barely know? Unless they are hoping to attract married men and blackmail them maybe?

Maybe I'm just too naïve... Hey ho, more interesting than reading 300 "I like meeting my friends or cuddling up on the sofa with a bottle of wine and I like to laugh"

[TedMaul]

anonymous said:

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I have led a sheltered life and/or as has been suggested to me I lack the empathy to fall for options 1 or 2 and for option 3 I'd buy her dinner, but when funding arose I'd keep her, but only in the wk-bank.

Thus far I've only contacted women a max of 5 years younger, these only came up in the searches as they dicked about with their age.

I know my league, I don't think they are in the same one physically (I'm no mong but no Brad Pitt either) decent house/car/job/solvency/kids with me 50% etc so a good bet for someone at a similar age and stage, but nothing more.

Truly fascinating, I will have to msg her now to see if I get a response. I hope for option 2 and i'll pretend I just got fired and the ex took the house and car

[Thankyou4calling]

anonymous said:

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Who needs agony aunts when you can simply read and I hope learn from your posts. All you need from these women is a menu detailing what's on offer and the price. There will be the odd special and perhaps discount for volume business but essentially you'll get what you pay for and my goodness you'll pay