A bit council Vol 2
Discussion
Man used Volvic flavoured water in his iron - and it didn't end well
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/man-u...
Idiot puts water with sugar in it in his iron, sugar melts ruining iron and shirt then calls for bottles of water to have warning labels on them.
Says he is working on the idea, which exists, it's called iorning water
I guess the council types don't own irons so won't have heard of ironing water, my cleaner loves it
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/man-u...
Idiot puts water with sugar in it in his iron, sugar melts ruining iron and shirt then calls for bottles of water to have warning labels on them.
Says he is working on the idea, which exists, it's called iorning water
I guess the council types don't own irons so won't have heard of ironing water, my cleaner loves it
colonel c said:
The ad was deleted a couple of days ago 
hyphen said:
Cotty said:
sc0tt said:
I nominate lunchtime meal deals from supermarkets.
£3 jobbies.
Council.
You mean like Sainbury's on Fenchurch Street, hardly a council area. What are the office workers supposed to eat? £3 jobbies.
Council.
Pret is all over the City like a rash. And just opposite the sainsbury's on fenchurch street to the right is a Italian Sandwich Place. And if you go down the street that sainsburys is on, there is a Haz if you fancy a quick service sit down affair. The City isn't exactly short of places to eat...
Besides OP named 'meal deals' more than sandwiches, it is council to think lunch means a sandwich must always be followed by a bag of crisp.
Plus non-council people actually look at ingredients on a sandwich, and supermarket ones tend to be filled with crap. You are what you eat, and all that!
Edited by hyphen on Thursday 10th August 17:32
Bluedot said:
I do the 'marine diet' occasionally, just for 3 days. It's a good way to lose weight quickly (although not a good long term solution) but like you, it's the whole 'cant stop thinking about food' constantly that really starts to get you down.
It's not even a hunger thing, I can keep relatively full up on the diet as well as drinking plenty of water, I don't feel that hungry.
I find my body just starts seriously craving carbs and I find myself dreaming about cheese on toast or pizza
I told a female colleague about the 'partially cooked chicken diet'. It's not even a hunger thing, I can keep relatively full up on the diet as well as drinking plenty of water, I don't feel that hungry.
I find my body just starts seriously craving carbs and I find myself dreaming about cheese on toast or pizza
She decided to replicate so she she would be beach body ready. When she came back to work after a week off sick, she had a bone to pick, apparently I should have warned her grim it would be and she would never taken my diet advice again.
At least it worked, she wasn't the blubber monkey she was before.
hyphen said:
Cotty said:
sc0tt said:
I nominate lunchtime meal deals from supermarkets.
£3 jobbies.
Council.
You mean like Sainbury's on Fenchurch Street, hardly a council area. What are the office workers supposed to eat? £3 jobbies.
Council.
Pret is all over the City like a rash. And just opposite the sainsbury's on fenchurch street to the right is a Italian Sandwich Place. And if you go down the street that sainsburys is on, there is a Haz if you fancy a quick service sit down affair. The City isn't exactly short of places to eat...
Besides OP named 'meal deals' more than sandwiches, it is council to think lunch means a sandwich must always be followed by a bag of crisp.
Plus non-council people actually look at ingredients on a sandwich, and supermarket ones tend to be filled with crap. You are what you eat, and all that!
Edited by hyphen on Thursday 10th August 17:32
(Actually can I enter Fridge Raiders into the Council list please? Just which part of a chicken are they actually supposed to be from exactly?!)
I can't subscribe to £3 meal deals being council though. Morrisons (okay okay) are very generous with their gherkins in the New York pastrami sandwich, which, when combined with two hard boiled eggs and an Innocent smoothie, is good value at £3. Oops, value = council...
Having to stand at the self service checkout (council) surrounded by 20 somethings in cheap suits, rubber soled shoes (have we had them yet?) and aftershave (and that?), is, to be fair, council. I'm really not helping myself here am I...?
Iridescent cutlery from Asda.
https://direct.asda.com/george/home-garden/tablewa...
Infact, perhaps anything for the house from Asda.
https://direct.asda.com/george/home-garden/tablewa...
Infact, perhaps anything for the house from Asda.
ben5575 said:
But it doesn't have to be crisps, it could be a scotch egg or fridge raiders...;)
(Actually can I enter Fridge Raiders into the Council list please? Just which part of a chicken are they actually supposed to be from exactly?!)
I can't subscribe to £3 meal deals being council though. Morrisons (okay okay) are very generous with their gherkins in the New York pastrami sandwich, which, when combined with two hard boiled eggs and an Innocent smoothie, is good value at £3. Oops, value = council...
Having to stand at the self service checkout (council) surrounded by 20 somethings in cheap suits, rubber soled shoes (have we had them yet?) and aftershave (and that?), is, to be fair, council. I'm really not helping myself here am I...?
Innocent smoothie, sold as a healthy drink but then Lustig came along and discredited it all with analysis of how the human body treats fruit sugar without the fibre... Plus owned by CocaCola.(Actually can I enter Fridge Raiders into the Council list please? Just which part of a chicken are they actually supposed to be from exactly?!)
I can't subscribe to £3 meal deals being council though. Morrisons (okay okay) are very generous with their gherkins in the New York pastrami sandwich, which, when combined with two hard boiled eggs and an Innocent smoothie, is good value at £3. Oops, value = council...
Having to stand at the self service checkout (council) surrounded by 20 somethings in cheap suits, rubber soled shoes (have we had them yet?) and aftershave (and that?), is, to be fair, council. I'm really not helping myself here am I...?
Many eggs products are from Europe rather than the UK, and as per todays news, standards there seem to be lax as supermarkets are all pulling them off the shelves today. Where are your hardboiled eggs from??
Pret is about the MOST council place going. Delusions of pretentiousness (Hence the name), everyone goes there because they think they'll be seen as eating something artisan and chic, but they're eating an overpriced rubber salad packed by minimum wagers and sold by Latvians marked up 400% because "paper bag", kids running around sneezing on everything because their f
king lazy-arsed parents don't want to look up from their guilt free soya-milk-and-dogst latte.
Prets is as council as Wetherspoons. Both need filling with their clientele, the doors welded up, and a few tonnes of napalm poured down the chimneys.
king lazy-arsed parents don't want to look up from their guilt free soya-milk-and-dogst latte. Prets is as council as Wetherspoons. Both need filling with their clientele, the doors welded up, and a few tonnes of napalm poured down the chimneys.
FN2TypeR said:
Yipper said:
Love council food.
Can't beat some Dairylea Lunchables Stackers and Fridge Raiders washed down with Tango.
How much weed have you smoked beforehand out of interest?Can't beat some Dairylea Lunchables Stackers and Fridge Raiders washed down with Tango.
OpulentBob said:
Pret is about the MOST council place going. Delusions of pretentiousness (Hence the name), everyone goes there because they think they'll be seen as eating something artisan and chic, but they're eating an overpriced rubber salad packed by minimum wagers and sold by Latvians marked up 400% because "paper bag", kids running around sneezing on everything because their fking lazy-arsed parents don't want to look up from their guilt free soya-milk-and-dogst latte.
Prets is as council as Wetherspoons. Both need filling with their clientele, the doors welded up, and a few tonnes of napalm poured down the chimneys.
Add Harvesters.king lazy-arsed parents don't want to look up from their guilt free soya-milk-and-dogst latte. Prets is as council as Wetherspoons. Both need filling with their clientele, the doors welded up, and a few tonnes of napalm poured down the chimneys.
Ah crud. That might be my option tonight. Godamnit. Friday in the school holidays as well.
jmorgan said:
OpulentBob said:
Pret is about the MOST council place going. Delusions of pretentiousness (Hence the name), everyone goes there because they think they'll be seen as eating something artisan and chic, but they're eating an overpriced rubber salad packed by minimum wagers and sold by Latvians marked up 400% because "paper bag", kids running around sneezing on everything because their fking lazy-arsed parents don't want to look up from their guilt free soya-milk-and-dogst latte.
Prets is as council as Wetherspoons. Both need filling with their clientele, the doors welded up, and a few tonnes of napalm poured down the chimneys.
Add Harvesters.king lazy-arsed parents don't want to look up from their guilt free soya-milk-and-dogst latte. Prets is as council as Wetherspoons. Both need filling with their clientele, the doors welded up, and a few tonnes of napalm poured down the chimneys.
Ah crud. That might be my option tonight. Godamnit. Friday in the school holidays as well.
Who can we look down on and sneer at then?
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