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captain_cynic

12,504 posts

97 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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e-honda said:
We don't have enough room in the dictionary for our own word for Schadenfreude or déjà vu but a word for throwing someone out the window?

Bet they didn't use it once in game of thrones.
English does not have many of its own words. Most of our words came from somewhere else. Like deja vu we incorporated them from other languages.

Defenestration comes from Latin. De = removed from and Ferestrata = window. Conjugate that for English and it's defenestration. Of course it was named after the events in Prague.

My favourite saying about the English language is "English is a mongrel language, it doesn't just borrow words from other languages, it follows them into alleys, beats them down and rifles through its pockets for new vocabulary".

RizzoTheRat

25,413 posts

194 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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I once had a reviewer complain about the use of the word "inculcate" in a report! They should have been pleased they'd learned a new word not complaining about its use!

Clockwork Cupcake

75,192 posts

274 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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captain_cynic said:
My favourite saying about the English language is "English is a mongrel language, it doesn't just borrow words from other languages, it follows them into alleys, beats them down and rifles through its pockets for new vocabulary".
Indeed. I almost quoted that myself. yes

rayny

1,229 posts

203 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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vaud said:
"Defenestration" is one of my favourites.
I threw that one out of the window years ago.

kowalski655

14,741 posts

145 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
captain_cynic said:
My favourite saying about the English language is "English is a mongrel language, it doesn't just borrow words from other languages, it follows them into alleys, beats them down and rifles through its pockets for new vocabulary".
Indeed. I almost quoted that myself. yes
Is that a Pratchett quote?

lazy_b

375 posts

238 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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kowalski655 said:
Is that a Pratchett quote?
"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse we. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." - James Nicoll

ajprice

27,961 posts

198 months

Friday 10th September 2021
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If you're struggling...
The purple bar is the value, the T above is the margin of error in the data, so C with a value of 50 and a margin of 50 is meaningless.

GliderRider

2,205 posts

83 months

Saturday 11th September 2021
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vaud said:
"Defenestration" is one of my favourites.
I thought that meant taking the anti-torque device off a Westland Gazelle.


Clockwork Cupcake

75,192 posts

274 months

Saturday 11th September 2021
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ajprice said:
If you're struggling...
I would hope nobody who had done maths to even GCSE level would struggle with that. eek

MartG

20,773 posts

206 months

Saturday 11th September 2021
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GliderRider said:
vaud said:
"Defenestration" is one of my favourites.
I thought that meant taking the anti-torque device off a Westland Gazelle.
Surely that's defenestronation ? jester

Voldemort

6,302 posts

280 months

Saturday 11th September 2021
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jet_noise

5,693 posts

184 months

Saturday 11th September 2021
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lazy_b said:
kowalski655 said:
Is that a Pratchett quote?
"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse we. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." - James Nicoll
I too thought it sounded very Pratchettian*.

*I thought I'd made that word up but the PH spellchecker seems to recognise it. Or is it just because I've made it a proper noun by 1st letter captalisation?

Clockwork Cupcake

75,192 posts

274 months

Saturday 11th September 2021
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jet_noise said:
I too thought it sounded very Pratchettian*.

*I thought I'd made that word up but the PH spellchecker seems to recognise it. Or is it just because I've made it a proper noun by 1st letter captalisation?
It's not a Pratchett quote, but it is definitely a thing he might have written so the misconception is entirely forgivable.

It actually pre-dates him but, as I said, very much of him for sure.

Stan the Bat

9,013 posts

214 months

Saturday 11th September 2021
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Voldemort said:
Wow, that's shifting. tongue out

Clockwork Cupcake

75,192 posts

274 months

Saturday 11th September 2021
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Stan the Bat said:
Wow, that's shifting. tongue out
I see what you did there. wink

Neeeeeeeeeoooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww

Skyedriver

18,104 posts

284 months

Saturday 11th September 2021
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
ajprice said:
If you're struggling...
I would hope nobody who had done maths to even GCSE level would struggle with that. eek
When I did GCE O level Maths (1969), it was very different to what my Son now gets in Scottish Nat 5.

Clockwork Cupcake

75,192 posts

274 months

Saturday 11th September 2021
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Skyedriver said:
When I did GCE O level Maths (1969), it was very different to what my Son now gets in Scottish Nat 5.
Yeah but you got taught error bars, surely?

ajprice

27,961 posts

198 months

Saturday 11th September 2021
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Skyedriver said:
When I did GCE O level Maths (1969), it was very different to what my Son now gets in Scottish Nat 5.
Yeah but you got taught error bars, surely?
I did GCSE in '92 and I don't remember doing error bars. The picture is from the Lighter Side of Science Facebook group, I had an idea what it was about but the comments there explained it so that's what I put in the spoiler.

havoc

30,327 posts

237 months

Saturday 11th September 2021
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Stan the Bat said:
Voldemort said:
Wow, that's shifting. tongue out
Similar to the Dopeler effect, which is how much less intelligent people seem the closer they get to you.

Clockwork Cupcake

75,192 posts

274 months

Saturday 11th September 2021
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ajprice said:
I did GCSE in '92 and I don't remember doing error bars. The picture is from the Lighter Side of Science Facebook group, I had an idea what it was about but the comments there explained it so that's what I put in the spoiler.
Kids today, eh? I did O-Level maths in 1986 and we definitely did stats and error bars. Or was it my A-level Maths and Physics? Anyway, you'd have to be pretty ignorant not to know about error bars, which was my point.

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