Juvenile things that make you snigger.

Juvenile things that make you snigger.

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ambuletz

10,835 posts

183 months

Tuesday 29th August 2017
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mybrainhurts said:


Well, that's going to bring the customers rolling in....
I probably watch too much porn but that just reminds me of the brazzers logo.

glenrobbo

35,562 posts

152 months

Tuesday 29th August 2017
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bobbo89 said:
glenrobbo said:
I wonder whether that'd work as an actual parachute for cats...scratchchin
I think it would work for 8 out of 10 cats. smile

scratchchin or possibly 7 out of 9 lives? ( Further research required. )

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Tuesday 29th August 2017
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From the Edinburgh Festival: ' PC World, you've got to be careful what you say in there.'laugh

Adenauer

18,592 posts

238 months

Tuesday 29th August 2017
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talksthetorque said:
Why would you want vibrating lipstick? From some of the sights I see it's difficult enough to apply well as it is?
rofl

anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 29th August 2017
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From a shopping centre's today..


"BEER is cheaper than GAS, drink, don't drive"

hehe

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

221 months

Tuesday 29th August 2017
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nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Tuesday 29th August 2017
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mattyn1 said:
Before left my last job I instigated a new personnel folder for all staff.... called the Professional Air Engineering Divisional Officer's File.
We issued thirty of these and no one picked up on the abbreviation.
When I go back to work I will check if they are still running these files!
Your colleagues did not spot this because it is too obscure. And not a little unfunny.jester

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Tuesday 29th August 2017
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Two sniggers from Bob Monkhouse:

People laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. But they're not laughing now.

I'm from Kent. Lots of people must know this as I can hear them saying it as I'm out and about.

ClockworkCupcake

75,191 posts

274 months

Tuesday 29th August 2017
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nonsequitur said:
Two sniggers from Bob Monkhouse:

People laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. But they're not laughing now.

I'm from Kent. Lots of people must know this as I can hear them saying it as I'm out and about.
A very underrated comedian.

Part of the issue is that I grew up thinking he was just an obsequious and slightly smarmy gameshow host. It was only later in life that I started seeing some of his earlier work (as part of his obituaries, sadly) that I realised how witty he actually was.

Bobberoo99

39,167 posts

100 months

Tuesday 29th August 2017
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ClockworkCupcake said:
A very underrated comedian.

Part of the issue is that I grew up thinking he was just an obsequious and slightly smarmy gameshow host. It was only later in life that I started seeing some of his earlier work (as part of his obituaries, sadly) that I realised how witty he actually was.
One of the cleverest comedians ever to grace tv and stage, if you have seen An Evening with Bob Monkhouse the end where he take some of his audience's names and makes up connections which all spell out An Evening with.......sssoooo clever!!!

HTP99

22,755 posts

142 months

Tuesday 29th August 2017
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NoddyonNitrous

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234 months

Tuesday 29th August 2017
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Cupramax

10,496 posts

254 months

Tuesday 29th August 2017
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Moonhawk said:
Did you take the picture while laying down for extra irony? laugh

MartG

20,771 posts

206 months

Tuesday 29th August 2017
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This sort of thing happens a lot...


ClockworkCupcake

75,191 posts

274 months

Tuesday 29th August 2017
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MartG said:
This sort of thing happens a lot...
And you can be equally sure that there will be a raft of embellished CVs out there from people claiming to have it too. smile

glenrobbo

35,562 posts

152 months

Tuesday 29th August 2017
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MartG said:
This sort of thing happens a lot...

That means they need two full time and one part time person(s).
What's wrong with that?

ambuletz

10,835 posts

183 months

Wednesday 30th August 2017
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I did see a job for a generic administrator post afew months back. They wanted someone educated to a masters degree standard and only offered minimum wage. the hours weren't even enough to claim income support. it was astounded.

Edited by ambuletz on Wednesday 30th August 10:38

Order66

6,733 posts

251 months

Wednesday 30th August 2017
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MartG said:
This sort of thing happens a lot...

Swift is a banking system - I worked on it about 15 years ago at one of the big investment banks....possibly thats what they are talking about rather than the language

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Wednesday 30th August 2017
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HTP99 said:
Surprised a queue hasn't formed.


Edited by nonsequitur on Thursday 31st August 18:05

louiebaby

10,651 posts

193 months

Wednesday 30th August 2017
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ambuletz said:
I did see a job for a generic administrator post a few months back. They wanted someone educated to a masters degree standard and only offered minimum wage. the hours weren't even enough to claim income support. I was astounded.
Optimistic job advert said:
The ideal candidate will have:
  • Experience of a 60 year old.
  • Work ethic of a 40 year old.
  • Pay expectations of a 20 year old.
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