Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[RC1807]

Order66 said:

MartG said:

This sort of thing happens a lot...

Swift is a banking system - I worked on it about 15 years ago at one of the big investment banks....possibly thats what they are talking about rather than the language

https://www.swift.com/

It's a global messaging system used by banks, based in Belgium.
(ISO15022 & 20022 geek here, sadly .... )

[ambuletz]

So err..

this article on how japan needs more men because of gender imbalance in the porn industry

[MartG]

RC1807 said:

Order66 said:

MartG said:

This sort of thing happens a lot...

Swift is a banking system - I worked on it about 15 years ago at one of the big investment banks....possibly thats what they are talking about rather than the language

https://www.swift.com/

It's a global messaging system used by banks, based in Belgium.
(ISO15022 & 20022 geek here, sadly .... )

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swift_(programming_language)

[Frank7]

ambuletz said:

I did see a job for a generic administrator post afew months back. They wanted someone educated to a masters degree standard and only offered minimum wage. the hours weren't even enough to claim income support. it was astounded.

Edited by ambuletz on Wednesday 30th August 10:38

Maybe it was a typo, and they wanted a geriatric administrator, i.e. a pensioner who just wanted to top up his pension money.

One that made me snigger recently was a line uttered by a woman in a TV show, contemptuous of the girl her son had had an altercation with.
She said, "That one is like margarine, she spreads easily."

[anonymous-user]

Only bought them because of the name



I see they are nut flavour too...

[jmorgan]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-410986...

[ClockworkCupcake]

Frank7 said:

She said, "That one is like margarine, she spreads easily."

That's as old as margarine itself.

I was at school with a girl whose nickname was Flora for much the same reason.

[MartG]

From Norfolk ?

[alorotom]

MartG said:

From Norfolk ?

nooooooooooooooooooooooo, that cannot be real!!

[talksthetorque]

alorotom said:

nooooooooooooooooooooooo, that cannot be real!!

Is it me or is her left foot much smaller than her right?

Fingoes?

[MartG]

[anonymous-user]

ClockworkCupcake said:

And you can be equally sure that there will be a raft of embellished CVs out there from people claiming to have it too.

"IT Professionals" bullstting about their career? Well that's me shocked.

[Smiler.]

MartG said:

On a similar note, the people over the road from us are having a loft extension added.

The chippy's were sawing joists & the sound was a really unusual high-pitch whine as the saw cut into the wood, lots of short cuts.

We were in the garden & my mrs pipes up with "wtf is that?"

Don't worry I told her, Chewbacca will never talk.


Yep, had to be there.

[Lance Catamaran]

[DRFC1879]

Jack Black driving that, was he?

[Poisson96]

From

Tom (Aged 21) and Nicole (Aged 20) x

[Mothersruin]

Lance Catamaran said:

Brilliant.

[Lance Catamaran]

I'd never even heard of the Mazda Tribute before, now I almost want to buy one just so I can have that sticker made up

[Saleen836]

[talksthetorque]

Saleen836 said:

If I had a pound for every time I've done that.