Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[Martin350]

mickk said:

Impossible to do No8 while drunk!

Hmmm, sounds like the voice of experience...

[davhill]

Saw these on a trip to the local Aldi, in search of Whiskas fish in jelly.


Spotted this on the way in. I thought, 'Thanks but I'm not tired'.






And inside, this. Snag is, I don't have any electric weeds.

[Rostfritt]

MartG said:

I was once nearly knocked off my bike by a seagull plummeting to the ground with a crisp packet on its head. It knocked over one of those plastic barriers, shook its head until the packet came off then flew away.

[talksthetorque]

[Syndrome280]

MartG said:

Ah, an inbread Seagull.

[Higgs boson]

Maybe they're just old!

[nicanary]

talksthetorque said:

You get a choice??!!!

[MartG]

[NoddyonNitrous]

^^

[Starfighter]

This may also need to be copied to the council thread but...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/05/woman-r...

[Speed 3]

Starfighter said:

This may also need to be copied to the council thread but...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/05/woman-r...

Saw a similar headline in the most popular stories on the BBC but thought it was pure clickbait so didn't read it. So glad I did your link, made my day

[MartG]

Hmmm....

http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-soap-names-whiskey...

[Chevykevv]

Speed 3 said:

Saw a similar headline in the most popular stories on the BBC but thought it was pure clickbait so didn't read it. So glad I did your link, made my day

That has to be one of the best headlines of all time.
Really draws you in.

[mat13]

Syndrome280 said:

MartG said:

Ah, an inbread Seagull.

I really feel like this didn't get the credit it deserved, well played good sir.

[Huff]

Chevykevv said:

Speed 3 said:

Saw a similar headline in the most popular stories on the BBC but thought it was pure clickbait so didn't read it. So glad I did your link, made my day

That has to be one of the best headlines of all time.
Really draws you in.

That be Brizzle!

Orig story:

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/wom...

And the Daily Mash take:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/throwin...

[NoddyonNitrous]

Starfighter said:

This may also need to be copied to the council thread but...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/05/woman-r...

Would have been easier if she'd stood on a stool.

[psi310398]

NoddyonNitrous said:

Would have been easier if she'd stood on a stool.

Boom tish! Take a from me.

Peter

[Dazed and Confused]

[Tycho]

This was on the back of a local courier van.



I didn't realise that jizzing on your furniture was something people wanted from a courier.

[kowalski655]

Thats why they are called "white goods"