A bit council (Vol 3)

[Lemming Train]

I have your face on camera and all footage will be sent to the police and council unless you clean your mess and an apology wouldn't go a miss [sic]. We all live on this street, have some respect.

[Fastdruid]

Elesmart said:

What do you do when someone keeps letting their dog make a mess in front of your front door without picking it up?
spotted this recently. What a response....

The Mad Monk said:

I can't read the bottom half of that message. Woss it say?

TO THE DOG stTER
WHO REFUSES TO PICK UP THEIR st....
....YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT ON CCTV ALLOWING YOUR DOG TO RELIEVE ITSELF ON 14.02.19 AND REFUSING TO PICK/CLEAN IT UP.
I HAVE YOUR FACE ON CAMERA AND ALL FOOTAGE WILL BE SENT TO POLICE AND COUNCIL UNLESS YOU CLEAN YOUR MESS AND AN APOLOGY WOULDN'T GO A MISS. WE ALL LIVE ON THIS STREET HAVE SOME RESPECT

[gothatway]

nonsequitur said:

Nice tattoo.

Oxymoron - council.

[ninepoint2]

nonsequitur said:

alorotom said:

sherbertdip said:

When Primark becomes your face book page photo

Buying all those jeans. And none of them will fit.

Jeans? are they not the squishy basket things?

[Fermit and Sexy Sarah]

Ari said:

Elesmart said:

What do you do when someone keeps letting their dog make a mess in front of your front door without picking it up?
spotted this recently. What a response....

I sympathise, but the amount of people who 'have CCTV footage and will go to the police unless...' is hilarious.

Our town's 'Spotted' Facebook page (a chav magnet) is alway full of claims of CCTV and threats of where the footage will go unless...

I get their fury though. Maybe once a month we find a dog st on the thin stretch of grass between the path to the front of our house, and the road, where our car is parked. We have putting up CCTV on our to do list, and when installed I shall utilise it to identify the first person who thinks it OK to leave dog crap outside our home. We're in a small village, I'll recognise them, and confront them to warn that if they ever leave their pooches mess on our doorstep again the recording will be sent to the council, to issue them a fine.

Utter scum.

[Fastdruid]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

Ari said:

Elesmart said:

What do you do when someone keeps letting their dog make a mess in front of your front door without picking it up?
spotted this recently. What a response....

I sympathise, but the amount of people who 'have CCTV footage and will go to the police unless...' is hilarious.

Our town's 'Spotted' Facebook page (a chav magnet) is alway full of claims of CCTV and threats of where the footage will go unless...

I get their fury though. Maybe once a month we find a dog st on the thin stretch of grass between the path to the front of our house, and the road, where our car is parked. We have putting up CCTV on our to do list, and when installed I shall utilise it to identify the first person who thinks it OK to leave dog crap outside our home. We're in a small village, I'll recognise them, and confront them to warn that if they ever leave their pooches mess on our doorstep again the recording will be sent to the council, to issue them a fine.

Utter scum.

I'd have thought posting it through their letter box would be more fun. "Your dog left this behind, thought I'd better pick it up for you so you don't get fined, sorry I didn't have any bags though".

[J4CKO]

Fastdruid said:

Elesmart said:

What do you do when someone keeps letting their dog make a mess in front of your front door without picking it up?
spotted this recently. What a response....

The Mad Monk said:

I can't read the bottom half of that message. Woss it say?

TO THE DOG stTER
WHO REFUSES TO PICK UP THEIR st....
....YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT ON CCTV ALLOWING YOUR DOG TO RELIEVE ITSELF ON 14.02.19 AND REFUSING TO PICK/CLEAN IT UP.
I HAVE YOUR FACE ON CAMERA AND ALL FOOTAGE WILL BE SENT TO POLICE AND COUNCIL UNLESS YOU CLEAN YOUR MESS AND AN APOLOGY WOULDN'T GO A MISS. WE ALL LIVE ON THIS STREET HAVE SOME RESPECT

Thats the difference, someone locally has put small, laminated signs on sticks near their dwarf hedge, I paraphrase but it went like this, one at either end,

"Dog owners, if you wouldnt mind not letting your dogs piddle on the hedge that would be great, the wee makes the hedge die and go brown, many thanks !"

[berlintaxi]

Knock yourselves out;

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great...

[Gary29]

berlintaxi said:

Knock yourselves out;

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great...

GILF

and she's a feisty one

[V8mate]

Gary29 said:

berlintaxi said:

Knock yourselves out;

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great...

GILF

and she's a feisty one

Filth.

[Shuvi McTupya]

Gary29 said:

berlintaxi said:

Knock yourselves out;

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great...

GILF

and she's a feisty one

Police man said:

I then took hold of her [a drunk angry woman) arm and took her phone off her to calm her down for her own safety and everybody else.

Yeah, I can see why doing that might calm a drunk shouty woman down, or not

It sounds like breaking her arm while throwing her to the ground did the trick though!

[Shuvi McTupya]

Gary29 said:

berlintaxi said:

Knock yourselves out;

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great...

GILF

and she's a feisty one

Police man said:

I then took hold of her [a drunk angry woman) arm and took her phone off her to calm her down for her own safety and everybody else.

Yeah, I can see why doing that might calm a drunk shouty woman down, or not

It sounds like breaking her arm while throwing her to the ground did the trick though!

Edited by Shuvi McTupya on Monday 4th March 07:48

[KingNothing]

Should have let her go, she sounds the type who'd have gotten steaming drunk in Dubai, then the fun for her would have really begun.

[matrignano]

"company director's wife"

[Dog Star]

I have no desire to go, it looks just an awful, gaudy mess. However I'm going to call it - Dubai. Council.

[MJ85]

Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:

Ari said:

Elesmart said:

What do you do when someone keeps letting their dog make a mess in front of your front door without picking it up?
spotted this recently. What a response....

I sympathise, but the amount of people who 'have CCTV footage and will go to the police unless...' is hilarious.

Our town's 'Spotted' Facebook page (a chav magnet) is alway full of claims of CCTV and threats of where the footage will go unless...

I get their fury though. Maybe once a month we find a dog st on the thin stretch of grass between the path to the front of our house, and the road, where our car is parked. We have putting up CCTV on our to do list, and when installed I shall utilise it to identify the first person who thinks it OK to leave dog crap outside our home. We're in a small village, I'll recognise them, and confront them to warn that if they ever leave their pooches mess on our doorstep again the recording will be sent to the council, to issue them a fine.

Utter scum.

I did this, they were fined and it stopped. Good stuff.

[kowalski655]

Gary29 said:

GILF

and she's a feisty one

The MEN comments would agree with you on that point!
(As would I)

[Saleen836]

kowalski655 said:

Gary29 said:

GILF

and she's a feisty one

The MEN comments would agree with you on that point!
(As would I)

Second comment...."You're certainly not the only one. Dyno Rod couldn't get me off that. Lovely looking lass."

[austinsmirk]

Finally a worthy lady on this thread. I'd ruin her for ordinary men like you mortals by the time I'd finished with her.



anyway- got a compensation claim in. lady claiming she's fallen off the newly fitted 1st floor, bathroom w.c.

actual photo sent in of lady, prostrate on the floor.

but its obviously the kitchen floor- you can even see the oven gloves hanging up behind her !!

god love them all.

[Type R Tom]

austinsmirk said:

Finally a worthy lady on this thread. I'd ruin her for ordinary men like you mortals by the time I'd finished with her.



anyway- got a compensation claim in. lady claiming she's fallen off the newly fitted 1st floor, bathroom w.c.

actual photo sent in of lady, prostrate on the floor.

but its obviously the kitchen floor- you can even see the oven gloves hanging up behind her !!

god love them all.

Isn't this grounds to turf them out? Fraud is a serious crime.