Classic from the Mrs!

[onyx39]

JuniorD said:

In response to a brief snippet on the news about scientists' most indept study into a stegasorous skeleton to date.

"Did dinosaurs really exist?"


If course not! It was a huge publicity stunt for some Speilberg movie about 20 years ago

[kowalski655]

Either that,or she is a creationist

[xRIEx]

kowalski655 said:

Either that,or she is a creationist

They were put on Earth by God to test us.









































Creationists, that is.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

I think creationists do believe that dinosaurs existed, but they never made it onto Noah's Ark. Or some such bks.

[HarryFlatters]

JuniorD said:

In response to a brief snippet on the news about scientists' most indept study into a stegasorous skeleton to date.

"Did dinosaurs really exist?"

My wife once asked me, "what was first, Jesus or the dinosaurs?"

[handpaper]

xRIEx said:

They were put on Earth by God to test us.






Women, that is.

EFA

[xRIEx]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I think creationists do believe that dinosaurs existed, but they never made it onto Noah's Ark. Or some such bks.

Ah yes, Noah's Ark, where Noah only took two of each 'kind' of animal, but somehow managed to feed the carnivores for 47 days (or 253 days, or 314 days, or 370 days).

[jdw100]

xRIEx said:

Ah yes, Noah's Ark, where Noah only took two of each 'kind' of animal, but somehow managed to feed the carnivores for 47 days (or 253 days, or 314 days, or 370 days).

Blasphemer! How dare you take the word of almighty God in vain?

The Bible is truth. You will burn in Hell for this.

Much Bible study has led me to believe that Noah fed the dinosaurs to the carnivorous creatures, hence no more dinosaurs but the mammals survived.

Fault my logic if you can, Heathen!

[Bullett]

Have you seen a tyrannosaurus? I a fight between that and a lion I think my moneys on the dino.

Lions never existed, they were put on earth to test us.

[jdw100]

Bullett said:

Have you seen a tyrannosaurus? I a fight between that and a lion I think my moneys on the dino.

Lions never existed, they were put on earth to test us.

Fool! Is it not written in the bible that; 'yeah and the Lord, via his vessel Noah, spake unto the dinosaurs and said "oh scaly folk lay down your lives so that the nice furry mammals may feast upon your tasty meats and you will surely enter mine kingdom" and the dino folk let the mammals feast upon their flesh as they bathed in the love of our Lord'?

Is it not so written?

[Jinx]

xRIEx said:

Ah yes, Noah's Ark, where Noah only took two of each 'kind' of animal, but somehow managed to feed the carnivores for 47 days (or 253 days, or 314 days, or 370 days).

Only the "dirty" animals were "two of each" - the clean animals had 7 IIRC. Of course it doesn't say how many of each survived.

Noah-maybe said:

All right who put the unicorns in with the Tigers?

[PanzerCommander]

jdw100 said:

Fool! Is it not written in the bible that; 'yeah and the Lord, via his vessel Noah, spake unto the dinosaurs and said "oh scaly folk lay down your lives so that the nice furry mammals may feast upon your tasty meats and you will surely enter mine kingdom" and the dino folk let the mammals feast upon their flesh as they bathed in the love of our Lord'?

Is it not so written?

Simialr to "And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and stoats, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and lima bean....."

[Rick101]

Chap in my office is a born again Street preacher type.

He very clear dinosaurs never existed it's just a made up thing to support science which doesn't have all the answers. The bones in museums are just pig bones.

Suppose that's one point for the females.

[xRIEx]

PanzerCommander said:

jdw100 said:

Fool! Is it not written in the bible that; 'yeah and the Lord, via his vessel Noah, spake unto the dinosaurs and said "oh scaly folk lay down your lives so that the nice furry mammals may feast upon your tasty meats and you will surely enter mine kingdom" and the dino folk let the mammals feast upon their flesh as they bathed in the love of our Lord'?

Is it not so written?

Simialr to "And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and stoats, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and lima bean....."

And also:

"And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus...with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend."

[JohnSW20]

Last night while the wife was tucking into a Cadbury Chunchy she asked "How many bees do you think Cadbury must have to make all of the honey comb in these"?
She would not believe that the honey comb in the middle was not the stuff that bees made!!! She had to google it and ask her friends on Facebook!!

[TwigtheWonderkid]

xRIEx said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I think creationists do believe that dinosaurs existed, but they never made it onto Noah's Ark. Or some such bks.

Ah yes, Noah's Ark, where Noah only took two of each 'kind' of animal, but somehow managed to feed the carnivores for 47 days (or 253 days, or 314 days, or 370 days).

I suspect it was the woodpeckers that gave him the biggest headache.

[kowalski655]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I suspect it was the woodpeckers that gave him the biggest headache.

And the woodworm

[vetrof]

xRIEx said:

And also:

"And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus...with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend."

Why not?.......

"And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch, O so many years, attracting fat American families with their fat fkin' dollars to look for the Loch Ness Monster. And O the Scots did praise the Lord: "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!"

[Corpulent Tosser]

vetrof said:

Why not?.......

"And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch, O so many years, attracting fat American families with their fat fkin' dollars to look for the Loch Ness Monster. And O the Scots did praise the Lord: "Thank you, Lord! Thank you, Lord!"

The Loch Ness Monster is not a dinosaur, it is a mammal.

The local hotels have been milking it for years.

[jdw100]

xRIEx said:

And also:

"And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus...with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend."

It is nice to be in a place where so many bask in the words of our Lord.

Blessings upon you Brothers, I have much love for you all*.

• but not the wrong kind of manly love; as that brings down the wrath of God upon those that practice it.