Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 4]
Discussion
HTP99 said:
popeyewhite said:
The Mad Monk said:
HTP99 said:
Farts, some are loud, some are silent, they can have different tones, why is this?
As I have got older (old), one of the things I regret most is that my farts are no longer smelly. In my youth, I could clear a bar. When on rugby trips, when I did one of my 'specials', my team mates would beg coach drivers to stop on the motorway so that they could get off the coach and get some fresh air. They were called 'coach clearers'.Those days are now long gone, I am afraid.
Had a curry last night and I'm still farting now, loud one's but generally not particularly smelly.
SpeckledJim said:
RosscoPCole said:
Why are individual pieces of toilet paper the size they are? It is not as if one piece is any good for anything they were designed to do. Would it not be better if one piece was two or three times the length they are just now?
A proper 3am question!If the perforations were further apart you can be sure there'd be complaints that it meant you had to use more than you needed
The Mad Monk said:
As I have got older (old), one of the things I regret most is that my farts are no longer smelly. In my youth, I could clear a bar. When on rugby trips, when I did one of my 'specials', my team mates would beg coach drivers to stop on the motorway so that they could get off the coach and get some fresh air. They were called 'coach clearers'.
Those days are now long gone, I am afraid.
Maybe your sense of smell is diminishing as you’re getting older? Those days are now long gone, I am afraid.
bristolracer said:
MartG said:
.......... that it meant you had to use more than you needed
Have you ever lived with a woman? HTP99 said:
Farts, some are loud, some are silent, they can have different tones, why is this?
Same reason that loud ones tend to have less odour than quiet ones - it's to do with their pressure and that is a function of how the gas got there.Swallowed air/fizzy drink bubbles = low odour but larger volume meaning high pressure, so louder.
Produced in the gut = much less volume, and therefore lower pressure and therefore quieter, but much smellier.
fishermanpaul said:
HTP99 said:
Farts, some are loud, some are silent, they can have different tones, why is this?
Same reason that loud ones tend to have less odour than quiet ones - it's to do with their pressure and that is a function of how the gas got there.Swallowed air/fizzy drink bubbles = low odour but larger volume meaning high pressure, so louder.
Produced in the gut = much less volume, and therefore lower pressure and therefore quieter, but much smellier.
OpulentBob said:
fishermanpaul said:
HTP99 said:
Farts, some are loud, some are silent, they can have different tones, why is this?
Same reason that loud ones tend to have less odour than quiet ones - it's to do with their pressure and that is a function of how the gas got there.Swallowed air/fizzy drink bubbles = low odour but larger volume meaning high pressure, so louder.
Produced in the gut = much less volume, and therefore lower pressure and therefore quieter, but much smellier.
fishermanpaul said:
HTP99 said:
Farts, some are loud, some are silent, they can have different tones, why is this?
Same reason that loud ones tend to have less odour than quiet ones - it's to do with their pressure and that is a function of how the gas got there.Swallowed air/fizzy drink bubbles = low odour but larger volume meaning high pressure, so louder.
Produced in the gut = much less volume, and therefore lower pressure and therefore quieter, but much smellier.
NURSE!!!
RosscoPCole said:
Why are individual pieces of toilet paper the size they are? It is not as if one piece is any good for anything they were designed to do. Would it not be better if one piece was two or three times the length they are just now?
So that they fit on the holder, of courseMacroni18 said:
How would the world look like if it was divided into 2 parts, one for conservatives and other for liberals?
This would resolve the constant fight between conservatives/republicans vs labour/democrats. We would also come to know which of these models really work.
Compare Ken Clarke with Tommy Robinson or Tony Blair with Jeremy Corbyn and I think they'll find plenty of things to argue about, and that's before they start arguing about religion, football, and whether to put cream on jam on a scone first. This would resolve the constant fight between conservatives/republicans vs labour/democrats. We would also come to know which of these models really work.
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