A bit council (Vol 4)
Discussion
Richard-390a0 said:
Whistle said:
Matt, 31, said he "despises anything like mayonnaise" that must leave Ryan frusrated then lol. 
Looks like there's plenty of mayonnaise involved really!
standards said:
Pieman68 said:
We went on our honeymoon - just for 5 days without the kids
Is this in itself council? 
So in short.......yes, probably
Flibble said:
Pieman68 said:
In contrast we went home, collected the kids (teenagers) and flew back out to Majorca for a week. What a hell hole. Woken up at 5.30am every day with people setting their sunbeds up!
Spend all that time talking about not tarring one island with a broad brush then do it for another.Mallorca is lovely if you get out of Magaluf (which is dire).
austinsmirk said:
London cab driver is racist "shocker" !
Barely a day goes past for me (in the normal days when at work properly) when the councils say to me. .......
"I'm not racist but"........................
"I'm not racist but" in the social housing near us, the house rented by the East European family is absolutely immaculate. Their car and garden is perfect too and every evening when the weather is ok, and we are allowed, the Dad takes his kids for a walk to give his wife a break.Barely a day goes past for me (in the normal days when at work properly) when the councils say to me. .......
"I'm not racist but"........................
The houses rented by the entitled English folk though look like a tip with a light sprinkling of B&M ornaments and a thick crust of grime. The parking space full of mattresses and sofas completes the effect.
too many people listen to the BNP/Britain first etc and think all the problems are caused by immigrants when in reality, most of the scum in this country are home grown. Also a lot of the homegrown scum class have the "entitlement" mentality that most immigrants don't. Even the bad immigrants, they usually have an aim, a target, and aren't afraid of a hard days graft to get there. Brits on the other hand, commonly entitled and lazy.
Psycho Warren said:
too many people listen to the BNP/Britain first etc and think all the problems are caused by immigrants when in reality, most of the scum in this country are home grown. Also a lot of the homegrown scum class have the "entitlement" mentality that most immigrants don't. Even the bad immigrants, they usually have an aim, a target, and aren't afraid of a hard days graft to get there. Brits on the other hand, commonly entitled and lazy.
Starting a rant with a lower case letter, very council. Deangtv said:
Just gonna leave this here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9162491...
Katy Roast 
Deangtv said:
Just gonna leave this here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9162491...
Apart from the Buddha it doesn’t seem to have much Thai influence unless the are going to use the green shed to house a lady with a penisDeangtv said:
Just gonna leave this here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9162491...
8months for some rollout panelling, a pergola and a composite deck??!Who TF puts candles in a wood burner??!
Deangtv said:
Just gonna leave this here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9162491...
Ach crap, I have gabions along one of the fences in my garden 
Rostfritt said:
Drezza said:
Is a 7yo crappy unregistered off road bike really two grand? I thought that would be like £500. I saw two chavs on one of these out yesterday, I hope they crashed it into a tree.
Edited by matchmaker on Tuesday 26th January 15:07
Drezza said:
100% on all counts.I love off-road bikes and my enduro bike, but the thing I really HATE is the way that they attract feral scum like nothing you have ever or will ever see in your life. They are an absolute nightmare to secure. I've got a pair of Yamaha R1s in my garage, but the thing that gives me the fear is my KTM 250. I live in fear of someone on an estate finding out where I live and getting visited by a T reg rusty Transit.
I remember once chaining a dirt bike up outside the bank and coming back and it was like a bloody zombie film - there must have been 20-30 horrible track-suit clad hoodie types gathered in a crowd around it.
Another thing is that council people are always really good at wheelies - check it out when you see videos of all these "bikers" in London. I don't know any "normal" people who can wheelie like a ratboy can through their estates.
Another utter scrote magnet are kids MX bikes - even worse (hard to believe) that normal ones. I've got two good mates in the bike trade - one had a trials bike shop and his insurers actually stipulated that he had no cover if he had kids motorbikes on the premises. It seems that the first thing that Wayne will want for his budding young Travis Pastrana is a 50cc dirt bike. It's a rite of passage. They will then take them off-roading in the local park, local sports ground or a farmers field.
Another mate put an Aprilia kids 50cc MX bike in the window - I did warn him! It attracted all sorts of utter scum in - his keys for his BMW 850 got taken while one lot were in and the car went from the back. This was within days. The following week he got ram raided for the the thing, the entire frontage of his shop destroyed to get through the shutters. The insurance claim was huge.
I really don't know what it is about them - but they are like refined crack cocaine to the feral underclass. Doesn't matter where you live, if they find out you have one it's like fighting off the zombie hordes.
Dog Star said:
100% on all counts.
I love off-road bikes and my enduro bike, but the thing I really HATE is the way that they attract feral scum like nothing you have ever or will ever see in your life. They are an absolute nightmare to secure. I've got a pair of Yamaha R1s in my garage, but the thing that gives me the fear is my KTM 250. I live in fear of someone on an estate finding out where I live and getting visited by a T reg rusty Transit.
I remember once chaining a dirt bike up outside the bank and coming back and it was like a bloody zombie film - there must have been 20-30 horrible track-suit clad hoodie types gathered in a crowd around it.
Another thing is that council people are always really good at wheelies - check it out when you see videos of all these "bikers" in London. I don't know any "normal" people who can wheelie like a ratboy can through their estates.
Another utter scrote magnet are kids MX bikes - even worse (hard to believe) that normal ones. I've got two good mates in the bike trade - one had a trials bike shop and his insurers actually stipulated that he had no cover if he had kids motorbikes on the premises. It seems that the first thing that Wayne will want for his budding young Travis Pastrana is a 50cc dirt bike. It's a rite of passage. They will then take them off-roading in the local park, local sports ground or a farmers field.
Another mate put an Aprilia kids 50cc MX bike in the window - I did warn him! It attracted all sorts of utter scum in - his keys for his BMW 850 got taken while one lot were in and the car went from the back. This was within days. The following week he got ram raided for the the thing, the entire frontage of his shop destroyed to get through the shutters. The insurance claim was huge.
I really don't know what it is about them - but they are like refined crack cocaine to the feral underclass. Doesn't matter where you live, if they find out you have one it's like fighting off the zombie hordes.
Agreed! I've got a DRZ400 buried in my shed at the back of the garden and I'm terrified whenever I go out on it that scum on the estate can hear it. Keep it locked up like Fort Knox. Been thinking about selling it for years but dreading the types it will attract to come view it I love off-road bikes and my enduro bike, but the thing I really HATE is the way that they attract feral scum like nothing you have ever or will ever see in your life. They are an absolute nightmare to secure. I've got a pair of Yamaha R1s in my garage, but the thing that gives me the fear is my KTM 250. I live in fear of someone on an estate finding out where I live and getting visited by a T reg rusty Transit.
I remember once chaining a dirt bike up outside the bank and coming back and it was like a bloody zombie film - there must have been 20-30 horrible track-suit clad hoodie types gathered in a crowd around it.
Another thing is that council people are always really good at wheelies - check it out when you see videos of all these "bikers" in London. I don't know any "normal" people who can wheelie like a ratboy can through their estates.
Another utter scrote magnet are kids MX bikes - even worse (hard to believe) that normal ones. I've got two good mates in the bike trade - one had a trials bike shop and his insurers actually stipulated that he had no cover if he had kids motorbikes on the premises. It seems that the first thing that Wayne will want for his budding young Travis Pastrana is a 50cc dirt bike. It's a rite of passage. They will then take them off-roading in the local park, local sports ground or a farmers field.
Another mate put an Aprilia kids 50cc MX bike in the window - I did warn him! It attracted all sorts of utter scum in - his keys for his BMW 850 got taken while one lot were in and the car went from the back. This was within days. The following week he got ram raided for the the thing, the entire frontage of his shop destroyed to get through the shutters. The insurance claim was huge.
I really don't know what it is about them - but they are like refined crack cocaine to the feral underclass. Doesn't matter where you live, if they find out you have one it's like fighting off the zombie hordes.
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